(Genshin) Hidden Strife: Phantom of the Past

Time of sign-on: 5:16pm

So! I was planning on doing this tomorrow, but here we are! first off, a little recap:

Yesterday, I got the prompt for "hey! This event exists!!"

I just found it so funny she was saying that when the sky was.. that... anyways!! that was yesterday, and today I was just doing my comms as normal, and SOMEHOW FOR SOME REASON: I got "cleanup at dawn 2"

so, here we are: 

hey Adelinde.

Master Diluc, I'm rolling for Yoimiya soon. please, I don't need your c3, please.

"Kaeya, please drink grape juice. it's basically free."
"I don't have grape juice"
"You you do it came free with your goddamn vision."

""It's not about the money money money

I don't need your money money money

I just wanna make the world sober

forget about the price tag"

-Master Diluc 201X

So... Xingqiu? Yelan? C6 Bennyboi? Kazuha?

Kay! Let's change the team!

top tier diluc team 100%

oh, uh, should probably complete my comm first.. ehe...

Ah, according to the 2.8 livestream (conches), I'll trial him here! solo!

that's a WEIRD leyline, my lord.

Looks kinda like the dragonspine stuff

FATUI.

Fatui fatui fatui fatui

NOT FATUI.

Not fatui not fatui not fatui not fatui

hmm... so is there some big massive leyline imbalance happening behind the scenes in mondstadt? interesting...

lol imagine if rosaria was also another darknight hero

40% sure it's Kaeya

Why is it asking me?? Only a psychopath would read the second first...

...

let's...

ooh so diluc has some allies in his fight against the abyss

Kaeya!?? But what do they mean he's not that close with jean.. sigh...

well, obviously lisa's gonna be CLOSE to jean.. cuz...

jean lisa for life.

what a surprise.

pfft I don't think they wanna talk

I'm so dumb wtf OF COURSE IT'S ALBEDO

Kaeya's the CAVALRY CAPTAIN

but I thought.. "spider bedo, he's the chief alchemist of the knights of favonius"

I completely forgot about the investigations stuff

but yeah! Albedo would know a ton about the abyss..! Maybe..!

Okay now let's read the first one

Ah! I was right!

lmao such praise

I mean, random monsters appearing out of nowhere is normal. like, in every comm or ambush they just materialize

but normally there's an anemo samachurl, two hilichurls, and 1/2 cryo hilichurl archers here, if my memory serves correct.

"DILUC?? DILUC DOESN'T HAVE A HIGH PONYTAIL!!"

"Obviously you haven't read the manga, paimon."

PONYTAIL!!

aah, so kinda like what happened in raiden's 2nd quest

We grap popcorn, obviously.

my own diluc is c2.. is this a premonition...

Why am I not surprised.

It's okay paimon. there are alot of people interested in diluc.

"Hmph."

huh? I wonder what this does...

ooh, do I trial diluc?

I did not get to trial diluc.

uh.. that's IT??

THAT WAS SO SHORT

but whatever, I got the trial.. against... three enemies...

Well, all's well that ends well!

(this did not end well. well, it'll end well if I don't get diluc on yoimiya banner.)

(I like diluc but c'mon c3??)

6:20pm, signing off.

~Moon

(Genshin) Summer Odyssey, Act V + VI, (FINALE!)

 

I really want to watch Sailor Moon today.

but you know what? I'm NOT going to stop that from seeing the final part of this quest-!! I need to do this quest before I get spoiled, but Sailor Moon? Well that already came out ages ago, so not to worry~

Let's.. LET'S DO THIS-!!

C'mon, Fischl-! Let's go-!!

Also, I would use Mona if I had her, jeez I really want mona...

I even have the oathsworn eye for her-! Albeit, r1.. but hey, I never did the enka event because I'm really bad at exploration-!

now let's.. GO-!!

oh, uh, time of starting: 7:57pm

omg she's coming out-!!

"uh guys I'm actually beidou"

it's just a collection of mona's failed singing attempts

omg kazuha would totally understand me irl

MONA BATHWATER!! LET'S MAKE THE PRICE LIKE A QUADRILLION MORA AND BRING ASK-ME-FOR-DIRECTIONS ARNOLD HERE-!!

yeah paimon I hate swimming too...

oh, bye forever then mona

she's gonna cheat by turning into water smh

OZ! HOLD THY TONGUE!

OOHH

OMG

OMGGGGG

THE GROUND

IT'S THE SPIKEY LITTLE LIGHTS-!! I HAVE AT LEAST 15 OF THOSE-!!

yay-lahn bathwater buy now for $9.99

also, uh, why does mona's mirage have enka music..?

and now DRAGONSPINE-??

MONAAA YAYYYY WE GET ANOTHER MONA TRIAL-!!

oh god.. undertale.. it's undertale...

omg it's an aether portal

sigh.. goodbye trial mona.. it was fun while it lasted...

No. I know mondstadt, and this isn't it.

oh how I love people who say "y'all"~~

kay so we gotta find this...

the stars are so pretty.. I've never actually seen stars irl, well, not stars like that. I just see little speck in the night sky, it's cuz I live in a pretty urban area...

okay let's see another bullet hell..

feels like I'm going up the blackspace stairs rn

ooh.. mona and albedo gotta work together!

and they have relations! Albedo -> Alice -> "Old Hag" -> Mona!

I'msosmart

hmm...

omg solving that made me feel SO smart-!!

Guessing it's mona's-!! Her current one? the one we helped her get?

I mean, nobody questioned it when we were in fischl's house

idk why the voiceline emphasized "this is YOUR house?"

ooh.. it's really pretty...

no way!!1!1!!111!1

"I thought you were just being nice!"

"I WAS."

ooh she met her parents, I have no idea why I find that so fanny, but I do.

Yay-!! idk why it took so long to occur to me; but if fischl's a princess, of course her mum and dad would be the king and queen-!!

Kazuha's Japanese Inazuman seeping through

though.. it didn't stop him from coming into xinyan's house with his shoes on...

b-but.. I wanna visit Fischl's parents...

I know genshin can make "having a meal" interesting! I played 2.3-!!

"What a strange device."

WAIT NO IT TELEPORTED ME BEFORE I HAD A CHANCE TO LOOK AROUND--

ooh yayyy mona trial again

I mean, it's gonna mean she's going through some mental trauma- but still.

C'mon lil' spikey light buddy, we gotta go towards the light at the end of the tunnel-!!    

uhhh yeah we're gonna be copywritten from "starry night" aren't we...

So pretty.. and so copywrightable...

y'know.. I think mona's developing sans syndrome..

like, sans undertale, that sans.

well, if it revealed in her divinations that everything would be reset, then she would.

hmm... didn't dainsleif say something similar..?

uhh.. sorry, where exactly is "destiny"?

hm.. sad, we didn't see mona in her cutscene, oh well, it was still pretty nontheless~

Cappy-capitano-!

WAIT, IT'S NOT THE FINALE??

Oh god.. I'm gonna have to change the post title...

hmm...

Ah, perfect-!

but uh, the quest is still going, let's see...

weww...

ah.

okay.

ASDJOIADJOIAJWD I LOVED THE DELIVERY ON THAT LINE--

Kazuha looking down on him in absolute disappointment

nahh venti never gets THIS drunk!

uhh.. how..?

oh. OHHHH spring as in.. not the bouncy one...

"Hey, You, You're finally awake."

oh my god he's a mini dottore

oh.. is he reffering to us.. or the fatui...

Mona's such a lady

uhhHhhhHHHH WhAT'RE YOU GONNA DO-??

wha.. why...

AND THAT SOMEHOW WORKED-??

WAIT, ANOTHER ACT?? okay, uh, let's change the title again then...

There we go! now let's.. carry on.. carry on~~

oh.. oh no...

yeah that's pretty much all I can think of

uhh.. like crystal cores? from crystalflies?

ooh.. okay...

hmm my game's glitching so Imma restart it

adsjsoidfjosi I'm just hopping in and out of my waverider trying to get mesmerizing waves to play

that took a while, but worth it-!!

YAYY I GOT MESMERIZING WAVES on like my 12th try BUT STILL-!!1

Fatoooss~~

yeah, we can just sit with the fatui and have a nice chat-! please~?

Yeah! It's Klee's-!!

yeah I can roll with that-!

Woah! The water's so blue-!

Yeah!! I love it when characters travel to other nations!

but.. spicy food...

omg yeah!! They'd be great friends-!!

Okkin Dokkin-!!

ah, yeah. but I don't think that's all too bad~

ah, alice-!!

or perhaps Alice?

Because Alice-?

Oh? (Does it have anything to do with Alice?)

OH

WAIT

THE RANDOM GIRL WHO CUT OFF OUR MOBILE PLAN! I ALMOST FORGOT-!!

That's the plan-!

ehe, sorry venti~~

and he definately had nothing to do with it-!!

yeah that's right, venti's just a random guy, why would he now anything about gods-??

That's true-! I'm going to remember the last archipelago, aswell as this one, for a long long time~

if it's not the girl in the sumeru trailer, then I have no clue who it could be-!

I'd like that~

Thanks Venti-!!

uh, well, I wouldn't say venti's 100% trustworthy, y'know~

huh? when did she say that-??

Who is this mysterious lost child?

OH

OOOHHHH

RIGHT-!! THAT'S SO COOL-!!

To do with them? hmm...

Ah, the fatui-? They're not all bad~

aww shucks~~

"Oh yeah I'm actually istaroth haha bye"

ah, okay then..

oh.. thank you-!!

another place.. another time...

in the future.. but how far...

possibly-!!

uh sorry paimon but uh I have a new sidekick. in my head.

(I'll just, I'll just, I'll just, I'll just--)

We'll find out eventually~

WHA

WHWHWHAAIT

OKAY SO UH EITHER IT'S KUSANALI OR UH 

IDK BUT IT WAS DEFINATELY THE PERSON IN THE SUMERU TRAILER!

DENDRO! CANNOT WAIT-!!

Ah, the true finale.

I guess that means I've gotta change the title again..

Before we go! Let's see what the other characters have to say-!

uh. oh. the beach is empty.

Well, thank you so much for reading-!! I'll never forget the archipelago. It reminds me how, despite all of it's flaws, I really love to play genshin.

it's 10:45 at the time of sign-off. thank you for reading~

~Moon.