I'm sure somebody else has already done this lol but thought I'd try
I'm at school rn tho (literally slacking off by doing this LMAOOO) so I'll post this when I get home (tumblr's blocked at school like what how who even uses that)
that's right, today's going to be more comprehensive than usual, cuz pow's gonna be reading this!
HI POW!
okay, NOW I'll start.
..jk I gotta do the bronya trial for good luck!
..what can i say? she's so cool....
"to guard and defend.. crush them!!"
..AAA POW JUST SEND ME A SPOILERED MESSAGE THAT MEANS HE'S ALREADY STARTED
OKAY OKAY I"M GOING
aah, isn't this the deer arena??
wait, I should do a canon team
(my dan heng isn't levelled, so.....)
ah. I frogot tingyun was with us.
oh, yeah, sorry march, I was just so focused on the absence of tingyun in my mind..
Fu Xuan... my friend Katie REALLY likes Fu Xuan so like whenever I think of Fu Xuan i just think of katie like like they're sorta the same person for me
yeah she's like "General Jing Yuan is a fool thinking I'd listen"
and jing yuan's like "HUH?? she's NOT LISTENING? wow. i am.. flabbergasted... definitely."
WAIT THOSE WERE PEOPLE??? I WASN'T
OH
WELl
YEAH
YEAH DUH THEy'RE PEOPLE
WELL
BUT
BUT STILl
AAA
OH THERE ARE LITERALLY BODIES ON tHE FLOOR WHAT WHT AWHTAOWFJIOIJWFW HOW DID I NOT SEE THAT
..well yeah but, is that supposed to make us FEEL better or..?
STOP STOP AOTPSEKTPOSE SHE SHE'S STEALING MY LINESSS
There are no victors in war.
hm... maybe they were emergency dispatched somewhere??
Why is there a dog here
IS TAHT DAN SHU??
..that is not dan shu...
HEY!! How do YOU know i'm short-lifed?? as far as I know, i haven't died yet, have I??
..that's why it said woman dressed as healer and not healer..?
EW.
I'M SORRY MA'AM BUT I MAY HAVE TO KILL YOU.
NOOOO HE DIDN'T DESERVE THAT
also. PRETTY AREA
also. CORAL?? i think this is where bailu's from, then?
yeah? well, why seek to be.. a WEIRDO??
also the music is POPPIGN OFF
also TF ARE THESE WOLF THINGIES??
ooh. they're strong.
AAA POW'S MESSAGING HE'S GOING FAST
wow. those were some cool wolf enemies, but thanks to march and welt, I didn't even get to see their attacks lol
also THIS LADY
DOESN'T GET WHY PEOPLE WANT IMMORTALITY
SMH
I DON'T WANNA BE ALIVE TO BE ALIVE, I WANNA BE ALIVE TO ENJOY BEING ALIVE!!
..it's already been, like, 7 minutes???? my team lvl is SO LOW AAA
AA THE COOL WOLF ENEMIES ATTACKED ME
yeah! maybe we can call luocha??
noooo......
..RUDE!
OI!! SANCTUS MEDICUS?
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
..
AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN
(cuz they all have the rebirth buff..)
running past ALL these enemies! I gotta finish this, like, aroudn the time pow does!
I think his team is weaker than mine.. but world level too... so I think.. he's doing this FASTER than me!!
..whyy....
that's, like, some halo reach stuff right there
wait, is that guy still alive??
NOOOOOOOO THEY SOUDN SO YOUNG TOOOOOO
..how am I out of first aid kits?/ lemme make some..
Please work...
that.. that worked??? wow.... it, it worked!!!!
Praise of high morals? well, yeah, but, do we really need praise..?
AAA I ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED A BATTLE
I'm sorta hungry, I'll put this on autoplay and hopefully I'm still alive by the time I come back
..I'm back! ..and.... still alive!
THE XIANZHOU HAS A SEA????
I mean, taht explains bailu
BUT, A SEA? HOW????
We...
With all due respect, sir, we're standing LITERALLY DIRECTLY INFRONT OF YOU
Like, I know you've had a long day, but...
I mean, shouldn't they at least know tingyun??
oh, okay
oh? that's.. really nice..?
Weirdos.
hmm
I'm looking around. i can't find the person we saved
...
..this guy BETTER not get in my way
(talking about the stellaron) okay.. well, this checks out with belobog. so, does the stellaron inside us have a voice? or are we the stellaron, like, do we not have a brain
EW.
GO AWAY.
GROSS
..ah! fu xuan is back!
Dude, welt is so cool. I wonder if we'll see him fight? like, cutscene??
oh gosh, does she not know about the instant-mara stiking???
(also btw can I just say that Fu Xuan is Kokomi done RIGHT!!!)
THANK YOU MARCH!!!
March did the pacifist run and y'all know it
look how pretty that sun is...
uh, does the luofu even HAVE a song..?
..was that building always there????
aah, i see. fun, fun!
aah, I see! they're been preparing for a century? WELL SCReW ThEM CUZ I'M A MONTH OLD!!!
oh, sick!
WHY IS TEH DIALOGUEALWAyS LIKE THIS SMH! I TRUST THE STELLARON HUNTERS! AND THEY DID NOTHING WRONG!!! (on screen), AND THEY WANT THE BEST FOR THE UNIVErSE!!
Noo...
...
..i can hear katie screaming from the other side of the world--
how am I supposed to get down there?
..OH IT'S AN ELEVATOR
TINGYUN??? ARE
SHE
IS SHE OKAY
WILL SEH BE OKAY
STILL??
...
I saw a youtube title and thumbnail
...
..I hate spoielrs...
OOPS I ACCIDENTALYL TURNED ONE ON LOL
okay! all done!
who.. is this.
uh, no it's not?
..WHAT?
DAN SHU
TH- THAT'S DAN SHU???
SHE
HER
HER HAIR IS DIFFERENT.
FOR STARTERS.
AND HER HAIR COLOUR IS DIFFERENT
AND HER VOICE-- well, she never had a voice before
AND SHE'S WAY TALLER NOW?? ALSO WHERE ARE HER EARS??
DUDE?? THAT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE DAN SHU.
..pow just sent another message
she's, uh... she's not on the team.
she's.. not even out...
huh? okay.. well, not like I had any healers with me anyways...
also the new crossbow guys are reskins of the antimatter leigon cannon guys
I mean, even the regular mara-struck guys are reskins of the antimatter regular guys
oh, well, my march heals!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT
well, uh, tingyun was also in the title of that youtube video I saw saying "tingyun goes sicko mode" which I did NOT click on btw
oh, I think dan shu's gonna do a superpowerful attack..?
that.. uh...
okay
that did 0 dmg
and I had no healers so
okay..?
I've been fighting them for.. OVER 15 MINUTES???
time.. to END THIS!
WHAT
WH
WHAT?
OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE
EVEN WITH THE SPOILERS
I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
also
I REALIZE NOW THAT
THE MARA-STRUCKERS BEING RESKINS OF THE ANTI-MATTER LEIGON WAS LORE SIGNIFICANT
LIKE
DUDE
EVEN THE TALL LANKY GUYS WERE RESKINS
HOW DIDN'T I NOTICE THAT
WHAT
THAT'S SO COOL THO
ALSO
TINGYUN??
NO WAY THAT'S REAL
THEY MUST'VE JUST BEEN PRETENDING TO BE TINGYUN!!!!
are those.. the emantors?? if they are, how come himeko or welt didn't know.... actually, himeko hasn't been in contact with us :( mom!! :(
I love them... also tihs battle's been going on for, like, over 10 minutes
wait, they changed the DoT dmg taken icon
hmm
when they changed the dmg reduction icon that was, like, SICK AS HELl
this one..? well, I think I'll get used to it.
THANK GOD I FINALLY BEAT IT
that took. forever.
I really gotta level everyone up
..OR I can wait for KAFKA to save me!
no.. not possible! she was probably like possessed/impersonated
Mr. Yang, what WAS that??
ooh, I see... but are the lord ravagers emanators or..?
..alive!
now whenever I see "among us" in this game, I'm reminded of "I knew you were the Imposter! Among Us!"
ooh, so THAT'S why there's a sea here!
KYAAA!! DAN HENG SEGMENT!!!!
I wonder why~ also HI TINGYUN YOU'RE SO COOL
that's.. that's me!
AWWW THAT'S SO CUTE WE WERE KEEPING IN TOUCH OFF-SCREEN
Damn this Signal!
oh well uh I think uh uh well uh roadtrip!
Hm! this is the one we helped! it's wierd cuz we talked to them and they had a high voice and march said "her" but after we gave them the medicine the pronouns changed to "him" and they have a guys' voice...
..odd!
cCOUGH!! YOU SAW NOTHING
I,, I'm sorry, sushang...
I wanna wait for you, but the story is making me go on my own
...
..just like undertale..
awwe.. byebye sushang and luocha...
okay! prediction, they'll swoop in and save us last minute! ..I hope!
past echo..? oh, is dan heng having a flashback?
yyep, he's having a flashback. GASP! dan heng's a vidyadhara? wow. i never eeve rowuld've guessed tha twow
but there is no way dan heng could be a dragon
but there's no WAY cold dragon young could be a dragon!
there is no WAY the guy who looks suspiciously like imbibitor lunae could be a dragon.
OOH! can I just say how cool these memory things are? waay more improved than the tsurumi island ghosts in genshin!
mhmm.. may i also say WHY IS THERE NO WATER ELEMENT??
OH. wait, they're PHYSICAL THINGS?? i thought he was having flashback omG
long.. who is long!!!
yeah okay bestie but like WHY were you exiled??
awwhe..
hey. dan heng is neither high, NOR elder!! he's just a regular human kid like march and I!
okay, dan heng, let's go!
WHAT.
UH
HI BLADE
YEP YEP HI BALDE OKAY YEP THIS IS DAN HENG HERE AND YOU GYUS DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER, RIGHT?? HAHAH
also...
KAFKAAA AOMGGGG KAFKA AYESSS KAFKA'S HERE WOOOO i"M SO HAPPY AHAHA!!!! I LOVE THe STELLARON HUNTERS THEY'RE SO COOL BUT ALSO KAFKA LIKE OMG SHE'S SO COOL WITH HER GUNS AND HER SPIDER SAND-
feeling.. mara? anger? I'm just judging based on the special program..
WH??? KAFKA? YOU CAN BRING HIM BACk, RIGHT???
*laughing in MADNESS??* wh, THREE exclamation marks? oh my lord he is crazy
WHAT WHAT WHT AWHTWAH THAT THAT THIS THIS IS OMG WHAT THIS SCENE IS SIS SIS IT'S SO FRIKKING COOL WHAT IT'S IT'S LIKE WHAT WHAT THIS RIVALS COCOCLIA LIKE SURE THAT WAS AMAZING BUT THIS THE THE THE SUBTEXT EHR EIS LIEK OMG GOSGOA GIW I OH M GOSH I ICAN'T
oh. oh yeah, wait, why isn't kafka helping fight?
AAAAA NOOO KAFKA JUST SAID "bladie, listen to me, unleash the mara." LIEK LIKE OMG OMG SO "listen to me" was highlighted so WE KNOW THAT'S HER THING NOW THT'S WHAT THE LISTEN ACHIEVEMENT IS FOR AA I CAN'T FIGHT BECAUSE THE MOMENT IS JUST TOO COOL
well, he.. he baby....
also DAN HENG SAID "I HAVE NO INTEREST IN STOKING CONFLICT" IN THE CUTSCENE LIEK AAA
ALSO THIS MUSIC SLAPPPS
OH NO JINGLIU
"then you deserve no mercy" OH NOO
ooh? qingque style
ALSO JUST REALIZED ThESE TWO ARE BOth DESTRUCTIONA SDOIJWIEOGJ
omg WHAT DID HE JUST- sorry I thought he flipped me off in hsi basic attack
YOU GO GIRL, WOOO!!!!!
lol I like how blade's like "I can't believe I did that..."
I don't think he'll be satisfied until IL's DEAD
wha.. he.... where is he!!!
BRo"S JUST SMILING AS IF NOTHING'S HAPPENED LMAOO
"you, are not one of them, jing yuan."
ASOIDJAOIWJF he'S like, he's like teh friend who's friends with everyone, like, you HATE the other person SOO much but you're both behaving on front of THE friend ykyk
(I am THE friend usually lol)
Yeah! let's go!! also i was SO SCARED when jing yuan used h is big voice on yanqing like.. bro was just doing his job...
he.. he went frmo dan feng..
to dan heng..?
ik that makes way more sense in chinsese but still like ASDOIJOIWJGW
Absolutely! Dan heng, come back!!
also btw when yanqing entered in that cutscene I thought he was himeko and I nearly screamed lol
OH MY GOD HE IS SUFFERING FROM KOKOMI SYNDROME
that's a SICK NA!
why is stelle there? she should be on the far side! march next o her!
wwiat, wasn't fu xuan revealed to be preservation?
..this is a full preservation team + welt lol
uh.. where is the "DAN HENG!?!?!" dialogue from march lol
wait why am i destruction lol
SEE?? THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT WAS THE MIDDLE FINGER I MEAN I MEAN SOMEBODY'S DEFINITELY GONNA EDIT THAT RIGHT
uh, look besides him...
AOSDIJOWIEJGWEOIJC OULD THEY NOT SEE HIM CUZ HE WAS IN THE FIRST PARTY SLOT??
You.. your hair! did you get a haircut???
YEAH!!! THAT WASN'T A JOKE, IT WAS FORESHADOWING!!!!
...
was I supposed to hold out my hand or... idk... is thi s deltarune moment..
ARE THOSE LYRICS?
CHINESE!!! LYRICS!
LIKE THE LUOFU!
exACTLY!!!!!
so.. bailu?
uh.. that's me
THIS IS SO WEiRD
WHAT WHAT THIS SI SO THIS IS SO-
DOES SHE ONLY HAVE A VOICE WHEN WE'RE WITH HER?/
WHAT ARE THE LORE IMPLICATIONS
ALSO
THIS MUSIC IS SOOOO PRETTY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NO NO WAY I LEGIT SAID "IS THAT REAL LIFE" CUZ SOME OF THOSE PARTS WERE
aaaa
DAN HENG SPLIT THE RED- I MEAN, BLU SEA WHAT HTE HECK
NOW WE'RE IN ENKANOMIYA??/
I
the music...
I didn't think anything could top belobog
but.. wow....
I'D BE SO UPSET, MARCH!!
HAHAHAAH AND THey SAY PUZZLES ARE HARD
what.. is THAT..?
..GAHHH THAT PUZZLE TOOK FOREVER> IT TOOK FOREVER CUZ HSR DOESN'T HAVE THE COOL AUTOSPIN MAP LIEK GENSHIN
Woo! final talon complete!
march.. behind you!
well if it's the abundance, how come it looks like the hunt symbol, hm?
also I think pow's done
well... is it just me, or..
boss-fight..?
oh.. woah okay then
oh? well, I never rolled for jing yuan. guess I'm softlocked.
okay! got the guys! and me!
stfu and die.
metamorphosis
No mercy for the likes of you.
ugh. skill point consuming? I already hate her
.awwe I wish i brought march... it...
wait.
I have all the canon characters rn save for dan heng
...
yeah anh I'm uh
..
I'M RETREATING I CAN'T
..THAT'S better, sorry sampo, even though you're wind.. march.... march
yyep.. that's the entire reason I changed my team! that's the only reason I'm here without a weakness breaker...
well welt but-
anyways I'll focus on fighting.
AAAA I LOVE JING YUAN'S ALTERNATE VOICCDELINES IN THIS FIGHT IT IT'S SO COL AAA
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ATTTACK
WHAA!!! OMG WE GOTT EH WHOLE SQUAD HERE YESSSS
WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLTT
wait, doesn't the battle end if jing yuan dies?
uh oh
oh my god we are NOT winning at this rate
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOO WE WERE SO CLOSE
..mou ikkai!
WOOHOO!! ITME FOR THE MASTER STROKES!
Come on, general! the preservation supports you!!
it's just us now, huh?
oh, but let's not forget dan heng!
GENERAL!!!!
NOOOO
...
..third time's the charm!
dude.. stop taunting her.. i just wanna murder her..
OH MY GOD
...
wait my march was lvl50/60 this wohle time OOPS\
FOURTH TIME IS THE CHARM YES WOOHOO
GOD
DAMN
IT!!!!!
just BARELY under half hp
thanks to march, I think I finally understand what life suoport is asoidjwoijegweg
WHAT IS THIS ATTACK AAA
chance of surviving this: 0%
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAA OMGOMG WHEN SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA DO A FINAL ATTACK I NEARLY SCREAMED CUZ THIS IS LIEK ATTEMPT 8 AND AAA IF I DIED THERE A
anyways
wow...
well yeah duh!! otherwise i would've had to restart
yk dan heng has a LOT of experience with stabbing.. and being stavbbed...
OKAY SO SHE WAS AN EMANATOR
MARCH I THINK HE IS DYING
he deserves the rest! and the feeling of sleeping somewhere unfamilliar and waking up at home lol
