Hi..! I'm at hsr again! yay!! I just hope they fixed the crashing... let's get into the questing!
ooh.. look at all the people tryn'a message me!!!
I thought ruan mei was coming..
oh..!
WAIT THIS IS THE SECRET GOSSIP GC I REMEMBER NOW
ah! this is the SU stuff
RUAN MEI I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I MET YOU AND YOU GAVE ME A BILLION ABUNDNACE BLESSINGS..!!
so SO much respect!! I'll be there RIGHT AWAY, herta!!
AAA I'M SO EXCITED
I LOVE THE SPACE STATION
NO OFFENSE TO XIANZHOU
BUT I PREFER THE STORY, MUSIC, VIBE, ATMOSPHERE, LOOK, AND STUFF IN GENERAL ON THE STATION!!
LET'S GOOO..!!!!
familliar to me! remember planar infinity??
polka kakamond sounds interesting.... also hi herta!
it's just two though, right?
they're... it's still gonna be quite bombastic...
AWH WHAAA?? BUT SHE'D LOOK SO GOOD
extroverted friend and their introverted friend
awh sick!!
I LOVE HERTA LOL SHE'S GROWN SO SUPPORTIVE OF US
"oh ruan mei would LOVE to see you! it's YOU!!! go! go on! see her!!!"
I was gonna say "is that good or bad".. but, DID SHE DO THE SLIME RANCHER THING??
sooo she IS an introvert!
PFFT I LOVE THEM
hi asta
lol who
hm..??
LMAOOOOO THE UNANIMOUS SCREWLLUM APPRECIATION
WOAHH LOOK AT THAT COOL NEW ICON
I dunno lol I can't SEE
WHHUHUHHH???
HELLO?? PERSONAL SPACE???
UM?? WELL????
I'm a recepticle!!
hm..!
woah it's like meeting an online friend... jk we don't talk to ruan mei every day.. or every week... I'm not that lucky with SU smh
oh you LIKE the 144p??
I like you already..! I thought you'd be sorta evil
is it EARTH!?!?!?!?
(uh..! I don't really like strawberry! ghah!!)
someone should make that!
bio-organisms idk
WHAT.
RUAN MEI WAS THAT YOU
omg is it because she can weakness break!?!?
what did you dO..
GHH
get away frmo bubbles..
I wouldn't call it a "world" at that point, personally
wwhat
is it cuz I attacked her or was that on accident
mhmm!
awh...
I see...
okay...
yyyep~
no!
wwHATT
nnNNNOOOOOOOO
NOO
NOO
IT CRASHED
HSR CRASHED
WHY
WH
WHy
WHy
WHy
WYh
WYh
WYh
WYh
WYh
WYh
is that true or were you ALSO influecned by.. anti-truth
..neVERMIND SHE'S JUST CRAZY
OH. I thought, I thought they meant like. the actual food
HUH??
TRY TO CREATE LIFE??
UH? SURE???
A
HGWER??
this game...
CORIANDER SESAME PASTE LIFEFORM???
what.. ARE you...
OH.
THIS?? IS THE MOLTEN CHEESE TART??
OKAY????
OKAY????
aww~
well I'd assume motherly love cuz what else
where's the aeon of love
..actually, if they ever existed, they were probably just absolved into harmony
GHGHAGHWA
emergency?? sure sure!
ooh
as... SUBSTITUTE STEVEN??
hiii screwllum and hertaaaa
yes... but I'm not sure if it was by MY will or...
MY FRIEND(s) GROUP FRFR
a FOURTH PERSON?? AFTER WE WERE GOIGN SO WELL!?!?
..oh
sooo... you wish to kick stephen out?
WowoAhaHaH no waYAYY!!
ooh!! they're.. THEY'RE LITERALLY SOLVING THE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE LMAO
oh! SHE!! I apologise for assuming. wait, I don't think i assumed. whatever.
DR PRIMITIVE???
so... so IS she still alive....
IT'S THE BEST OCCURANCE EVER THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!
YES!! but the truth serum..
...
YES I DO!!! YES I DO!!!!!! IT'S MY FAVOURITE!!!
OH. I don't know why that took me so long to understand. we were there for emotional support..
...
..sure....
is the headache the new boss I was spoiled on? cool.
also, I thought the truth stuff was some villain plot, but... I think she may've been betrayed or smth in the past.. idk..
tHETHEhEEE GAME CRASHED AGAIN I CAN'TTT
SDFJWEIGE??
THAT'S SUCH A COOL CUTSCENE FOR WHAT I THOUGHT WAS GONNA BE A JUMPCUT
also
TRUE LAB VIBES, ANYONE??? I'M SO EXCITED FKSDOAKw
IT'S SO COOL TO SEE THE SPACE STATION UNLIT AND ALL
ALSO
THE MUSIC???
also I SWEAR the robot's supposed to look like nous
oh. they look normal now..
oh wow!
PFFT I LOVE THEM
also WHY ARE THEY SAYING "BUZZ" THEY'RE NOT MAKING A BUZZ NOISE THEY'RE JUST SAYING IT
NOOo
..are we gonna have a boss fight there
LEGIT TRUE LAB
I CAN'T WAIT FOR ENTRY #17??
she was REALLY thinking at "baby towards it's mother" that's all I'll say...
wait, didn't she tell us about her mother, earlier?
another one!!
no... this one isn't in an incubator..
pFFT
do the lines change if you use callus? caelus? I keep confusing him with navia's dad, callas...
THE GAME CRASH AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNN
JUMPSCARE??
new sting!!
I LOVE THE BATTLE THEME AAAAAA I LOVE THE SPACE STATION
also
the
the ruan mei's creation stuff
is super creepy..!!
woahh
mhm......
awwh.. ruan meiii
YES IT DOES???
oh. okay that makes more sense lol
OOOHHH???
OH... so did she try to make a propagatio- WHY IS THE MUSIC SO DANG FUNKY HUH???
man with plaSTER HEAD???
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDR RATIO??
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDR RATIO??
DR RATIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE HECK
I LOVE HIM ALREADY
WHAT THE HECK
I LOVE HIM ALREADY
HE'S JUST PLAYING CHESS WITH HIMSELF AND ACTING OUT AAA SOFJOWIJ
hiiii veritas ratio
THE MUSICCC
OMG
OMG
I mean
GODDAMNIT
I CAN'T TAKE ONE DANG STEP WITHOUT NEEDING TO APPRECIATE THE MUSIC
it.. has already escaped..?
HII
WOAHH WE'RE JUST FIGHTING IT??
this..
this is an EMANATOR??
WE
wait
nvm
we've legit fought one before I'm dumb
THE MUSCI
THE MSUCI
THE MSUICCC
THE MUSICCCC
THE MUSIC!!!!!!
EVERY SINGLE TIME???
ah, byebye huohuo!! SORRY I'M JAMMING HAHAHAH WOOo
RIPOFF NARWHAL
(attempt 2) oh wow it does ALOT of dmg! everyone was on max hp
SORRY SAMPO!!
uh oh
PHEW THEY SURVIVED
OH COME ON
attempt 3!
sampo can't survive from max hp... I mean, huohuo max hp.... maybe it's time to unlock that final passive...
hmm... if only sampo survived the big hit
oh. how convinient. I'll just level this.
kay! we gained about 100hp from that, which is ~50 huohuo hp!! I'm not sure if that's enough to survive the big hit..
I.. am NOT gonna go farm that rn
this would be a blessing tho lol
anyways let's try again with the increased hp
4th try! let's go!
I messed smth up and huohuo went ONE TURN without her passive THIS IS WHAT HAPEPNS WHEN YOU DOn'T PAT ATTENTION WE'RE STILL ON PHASE 1 BTW
UFNAIR
oh hey look sampo survived
NEVERmIND THEN
okay. I'm not gonna change anything just yet, that was 100% just me being dumb lol
hm. that wouldn't have happened if I gave her the HP instead of DEF orb.
hopefully this survives the big one...
woo!!
you're not gonna do that attack again, are you?
okay.. thank goodness..
UN-THANK GOODNESS
phew
WHY??
okay. hp orb for hanya. now.
don't even care if it's off-set!!
kay! if we die one more time, I'm off to SU!!
woo!!!
it won't do it again, right?
..okay good.
good to know it doesn't get more powerful as the battle goes on
WAIT I JUST REALIZED HOW LOW ITS HP IS??
our hp.... WE'LL SURVIVE!!!
rare footage of me using sampo's SKILL!??!
ALSO
56s??? WE CANONICALLY TOOK 56 SECONDS??? I COUNT THAT AS A WIN
YEAH DEFINITELY
BUBBLESSSS
I JUST REMEMBERED HOW TALL STELLE IS IN COMPARISON TO HER
mhmm....
budget alphys smh
okay jk
there's nuance
I'M JUST SAYING
alphys is cooler
really? it was pretty powerful!
smhsmh
THEY SHOULD YEAH!!!
I love emotions!!!
aromantic ruan mei omg...
well I don't think you should've RUN AWAY...
WHAT!! whyyyy
awhh whaa??? and I was starting to like you, too.. surely you know memories are the most important thing...
I don't want to forget anything. ever. good or bad.
..so she IS dead...
PLEASE do not abandon them.
AWWW
oh hi
do you think that cutscene changes depending on what I chose? probably not lol
that.. was pretty short
WEEKLY BOSS REVIEW:
it was pretty cool but didn't really feel like a weekly boss
in terms of difficulty thank goodness it wasn't as hard as phantylia
but it wasn't as epic as phantylia either ofc
obviously the best boss is cocolia, no contest
and antimatter beast... they don't count!
and if you compare it to GENSHIN's weekly bosses.... nobody even holds a candle...
oh. hi asta!
OH THIS IS THE LITTLE CREATURES EVENT
yes yes yes yes yesplease~
sick!
w.. the quest is still going..??
ah- and now RUAN MEI'S TEXTING ME?? I don't have her btw. but I want her. my dream team rn is black swan, kafka, huohuo, ruan mei..... "moon how do you know what black swan--" SHUT UP
AWWW SHE *DOES* CARE
lol
a..
LMAO I LOVE HOW ASTA TEXTS WHEN UNDERCOVER
...okay.
multiple things here.
first off, they made a whole-as video player?? can we get this in march's room? I wanna rewatch the cutscenes!!
second, herta? missing? how???
third, HERTA?? wdym HERTA??? YOU MEAN THE PUPPET???? THE PICTURE WAS THE PUPPET THERE AER THOUSANDS OF PUPPETS WHAT ARE WE WORRIED ABOUT LOL
third, HERTA FANS ARE CALLED HERITORS??? the more you know...
aaand the game crashed okay FINEEE
EVERYONE HERE IS AN IDIOT
what is up with this!! the quest is over but.. it's not?? unless if this is seperate..
HUH
jumpscare
snow
DR RATIO???
WHY ARE YOU HERE?????
WHY ARE YOU HERE?????
ALSO
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SOME RANDOM EVENT
THIS IS STILL THE SAME QUEST??
WACK
WACK
HEY ASTAAAA BESTIEEEE
okay.. well, it's just ONE puppet, right? why is everyone saying herta's missing...
ah. okay.
oh..?
well, to be fair, herta probably does not care at ALL
I was at a meeting
WHAT.
this.. this didn't happen
unless
UNLESS IF OUR MEMORIES WERE WIPED??
wh...
ooh.. okay
OOH?H??
WHAT???
THIS IS SO COOL AAA
WHAT???
THIS IS SO COOL AAA
what.. what IS it...
jinx?
OH.
OH???
WUBBABOOS ARE JINXES??
WHO? PEPPY??? WHO TOOK PEPPY???
hm...
unstable as in they're not attacking me when they're supposed to?
NVM HE'S ATTACKING
OH. THAT'S ADLER. I REMEMBER ADLER LOl
GOSH I LOVE THE SPACE STATION MUSIC SMH
AWWWW NOOO ARLAN ARLAN IT'S OKAY oh adler are you okay btw
GMAE CRASHED. GODDAMNIT. SMH.
[lost screenshot]
EMILY? SOCALLY AWKWARD EMILY???
OOOH MY GOD IT'S A HELIOBUS??
possession...
ooh...
I see!
right. 100% heliobus, then.
GENIUS SOCIETY?
IT HAS SMTH TO DO WITH THE GENIUS SOCIETY???
oh. we're back to the present already..?
that was fun! the memory stuff is sorta like.... wait. genshin spoilers...
and pow's gonna be reading this for sure...
hmm.
since I can't spoiler tag on my blog, I'll write it using a morse code decoder!
okay!
SPOILERS FOR GENSHIN IMPACT SUMERU ARCHON QUEST AND FONTAINE ARCHON QUEST:
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okay! let's continue!
RUDE???
well, it's not like we've never seen a heliobus before
