Ignis Purgatorius Chapter: Act I (Arlecchino Story Quest)

 

That really IS how it is, isn't it~

ANYWAYS

HI

ARLECCHINO

HIHIHi
OMGOGMOGMOGMO

HI GUYSSS

here's the wishing video~ I really do suggest watching it! it's the most intense one so far...

ANYWAYS!!!!
ARLECCHINO!!!

I 

I don't wanna have to do a big intro cuz

I JUST WANNA GET INTO IT WOOOOOOOOOO

nice! I'll probably keep that off, though! sometimes, it's the only thing compelling me to actualyl complete my backlog of quests!

HI LYNEYY~~~~

the

the THIRD line in this quest involves "Fate"

..that's when you know things are going DOWN!!

that would  be so cool~~ I don't think so, though

oh

wha...?

so

you can't use the house of the hearth branch in the court of fonrtaine..??

well... I just got here lol~ does this mean we're gonna be seeing navia? ALSO!! what kind of trouble would make the HOUSE OF THE HEARTH have to temporarily relocate???

OH!
HIII!!!!!

ah, you're just as surprised as I am.

oh, come on, paimon!!! we gotta know!!!!

awww thanky ou

yeah nah I just want the tea...

mhm~

oh..?

ALL this for a RUMOR????

clervie?

I saw the promotional page

huh!!!!

what if it follows them!!!

YAYYYYY

byebye, fathe- arlecchino~~~

paimon!! god forbid women do anything!!!!

hm....

OTHER SIBLINGS

OMG

I DON'T CARE WHAT ULTERIOR MOTIVES SHE MAY HAVE, I WANNA MEET MORE HOUSE OF THE HEARTH PEOPLE!!!

AOIFJAWOIJF

i was lured in with siblings

and paimon was lured in with food

just great. but whatever!!! it'll be fun~~

WOOO!!

"Be a HOUSE guest" pfffffft

LMAOOO

THE OPERA HOUSE???

why was that line so smooth. what. paimon what.

oh! true~!

NOT gone yet?

oh.

don't ask me why I thought that.

LMAOO

"is that THE traveler!?!?"

LOOK AT HIS FAAAAAAAACE AASDIOFJWOIJFWAIOJFWIOJWIJWOIA FI HELEPPPPP

GAAHHH WE'RE ANTI-FURINAS

sorry furina

TTHSUHDUIOAHWIGAWUIGHIWUF

yeah!!!

yeah lol

oh..!

so they know father...

and call her so...

YOU'RE CALLING HER THAT TOO????

lies.

LMAOOOOOO

KDJAOWIJHFIOAWFHWIOJWOIFJ WHATHT

WHFAIOWFJWIO WHY DID SHE SOUND LIKE PILLOW BFDI FOR A SEC

...OH

WAIT
ARE THESE HotH PEOPLE???

(is he voiced by thoma??? probably not but it's so similar lol)

(I thought that said poisson'd...)

why not!!

no! we love 'em!!!

...

Dori Sangemah Bay.

I LOVE HER

TOOOOOOTALLY NORMAL!

AAGHUIOAWIOWJD

I see..!

CHAPLEAU IS YOUR AGE????
i thought he was like

40s

not 20s

OOOH I LOVE HER OUTFIT

hiyaa~

mhm~~

yes! everywhere! except natlan, snezhnaya... kaenri'ah... celestia..... the dark sea as a whole... well, enkanomiya's there....

HER HAIR IS NICE TOO AA

four

THOUSAND?

..are you an actor!?

are you ALSO an actor???

oooh nice!!!!

too much.. WAYY too much...

meanie..

it's! a family matter!!!

oh..!

yeah! hell yeah for poisson!!

they're cool~!

hiiyaaa~~

thank you~~

why do you seem even MORE nervous than usual??

or... someONE?!?!

SOMEONE

WAIT

HE'S LOOKING AFTER SOMEONE???

HE'S.. UHH.... HAVING A GROWTH SPURT!!! YES!!! AND THE CLOTH IS FOR..! HAND PUPPETS!!!

YEAH! YEAH!! GREAT SAVE, FREM!!!!!

oooh he aaaangy

oof.

..yes..!?

YEAH ASAJOWIFJIOWF

ooohh...........

SET ME FREEEEE
TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY!!!!!

...

...

it's HUMOR!! did it lighten the mood-!?

CLERVIE!!!!

hiiya~~

"clervie. I grew up in the house of the hearth"!?!??! PLEASE??/

IT'S  LITERALLY HER

IT'S HER

WHAT

DUDE

IT'S HER!!!

YEAHHH her voice is slightly different?

HI CLERVIE

why is she a child

wasn't she like

a young adult/teen by the time she died..?

YEAH some LUMIDOUCE BELLS!!!

nope. otherwise, I be everybody would've been home by now

WHATT

for what!!!!

oh

true
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS FREMINET TALK TO ME BROTHER

why? what did she do... WHAT'S ARLECCHINO GONNA DO???

(gasp..!!!!)

true...

and that would also be a betrayal

mhm...

mhmm~

...

..CLERVIE YOU BETRAYED ME

YOU WERE SOOOOO CUTE

AND

NICE

AND

NOW YOU HAVE AN NPC MODEL

she's

WAY less

chubby???

this is

INTOLERABLE

SIGHH

peruere~~

I mean, you did..!?

wait nvm

she's still IN it

..!

DRAMAA??

THERE IS DRAMA HAPPENING HERE

YESS!!!!

yes!!!

..but also...

lyney

aren't you NEXT IN LINE to be "father"?

and..

you BETRAYING father...

HI. bACK. DOING SMTH CAN'T BLOG SORRY

BUT

THE LYNETTE SCENE WAS SO FUNNY AAA

HELPPP THIS IS SO 
ADJAWIOJAWIOFJAWOIJ

OKAY I"M BACk

WHAT'S HAPPENED IS

WHAT THE HECK IS PROJECT SNEZHA(????)

PANTALONE'S WORKING ON IT TOO??

AND WHEN CHILDE SAID "THE OLD MAN" DID HE MEAN HIS ACTUAL FATHER OR PULCHINELLA???

AAAAAA

anyways

back on track

sorry for that

WOOOAHHHH

NAHHHH

BRO DID NOT DO THAT

childe's here btw

SKDIOAJFWEOIJWFOIJWIOJWOIj

ah! so I was right. also, WHAT!!!

NO SEH DOESN'T

oh

well
I guess we don't yet know that there are TWO knaves

PAIMONW HAT

SHE WILL NOT ANSWER ANYTHING

GIRL YOUR NAME IS GETTING DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD

SHE WAS FORCED I mean I don't canonically know that BUT STILl

or, the truth spun to be unrecognizable

LMAOOO OUR REACTION

WHYYY

okay true

BECAUSE IT'S THE LAND WHERE SHE WAS RAISED????

oooohhh...!!!

wait, that's so cool tho???

I wonder where she's actually from, then?

not snezhnaya. not fontaine... so where??

her name's peruere... that gives me nothing!!

IT'S OKAY CHILDE AT LEAST YOU LIKE ACTUALLY APOLOGIZED

why-

oh

I know why

but still

why...

oh?

true! but childe, you'd then be THE BASELINE FOR ALL OPINIONS

see! here's a GOOD accomplishment of hers!!

mhm~!

LMAOOOOO

also can I just say

I 

LOVE their relationship??

LIKE EARLIER THEY WERE TRASHTALKING THE OTHER HARBINGERS

AND NOW THEY'RE BONDING OVER FAMILY

BUT LIKE

SPIKILY

LMAOOO I LOVE IT

AAAAAOWIFHOWIEGJOWEIJ HIS REACTION ON THAT??????

also

interesting to see that his actual father has been mentioned not once. only pulchinella....

that is... interesting! to say the least.

aww yay

tonia playable when!

GO REST BRO

BRO WILL NOT RESt

TAKE A NAP

DUDE

awww!!

DUDE I LOVE THEIR (one-sided) RIVALRY

...

wait

is this jake and rosa-

NOOONONONONONONONO

AWWWWW YAYY

you too~ I MEAN- uh, we will?? yes! thank you.

YEAH BRO HE SAVED OUR BUTTS THERE

"Lyney!" *ignores EVERYBODY else*

she
EVAPORATES?

like

A VAMPIRE????

mhm?

huH!!!!

"a spark cannot smthsmth shadows"??

huh..!!!

yeah..! ..also that's mean!

odd..

also
HOW WERE YOU NOT SPOTTED???

pages of.. WHAT exactly..?

OOOHH

NAMES OF EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE OF THE HEARTH

EVER??

she's pretty~

FIVE years? I'd say, like, 20 at least, yk...

..er than usual?

people are arguing more!?

true.

..like us right now?

ooh..!

wait

yk what would be funny

if EVERY heath member met clervie

and they were all like "we must protect the child!"

and then ARLECCHINO would be the traitor!

omg

that would be so cool

I mean, not gonna happen

but cool alt ending

GASP
CLERVIE??

EXCUSE ME?>????

hm...

okay, well, the experiments thing is mainly dottore, however, the rest...

well. technically, it'd be a firsthand source...

true. people will believe what they want to believe.

PROJECT STUZHA! AGAIN!! WHAT IS THAT????

pantalone and pulchinella... uggh. I don't trust either of them.

SIGHH

WHYYY

THE MOMENT THE FATUI HAVE SOMETHING NICE GOING FOR THEM

mhmm...

damnit!

what if

the house..! disconnected from the fatui! what's she gonna do then, huh!?

REBEL!! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO, SEND THEIR SOLDIERS AT YOU? THE SOLDIERS OF WHICH, HAVE PORTIONS RAISED BY THE HOUSE OF THE HEARTH???

not YET...

mm.. we can't let that happen!

woo! plan!!!

you want me to SLEEP in there?? what if i wake up in the opera epicles...

lyney is her most trusted. that'll either make her less angry, or WAAAAAAAAY MOOOOOOOOOORE ANGRY!!

so we'll see~

I haven't seen her smile much.. but okay !!!

clervie!

clerviiieeee

ooh

since it's night, can she leave..?

is that the border of her safe zone?

(thanks!)
(gosh I'm still so sad she has such an npc model)

ooh?

no it's not!!!

nahh~~

I HATE DOTTORE I HATE DOTTORE I HATE DOTTORE I HATE DOTTORE

yes. the knave, NOT father, though.

can clervie PLEASE reveal they're different people

STOPPPP

SEE

mhmm

she's stuck in the past, alright.

GIRL DON"T SHARE YOUR DREAM

she'll find you, I'm sure of it.

we can see her together~ 
(and beat the crap out of her.)

questionaire~~

yeah he SUCKS HE SUCKS HE SUCKS HE SUCKS HE
SUCKS HE SUCK SHE SUCSK

that is a true fact

HELL YEAHH

SCREW DOTTORE

that's exactly what paimon said!!

ORRR

bring her to clervie...

JKJKJ

unless...

heyyaa~~~

exactly!

"perhaps if you shared your burdens (which you have absolutely no reason to keep secret), you'd feel better."

I mean are we really that surprised

IT'S NOT THAT SURPRISING

GOOD ONE, PAIMON!!!!

haha, of course she knows

okay! let's go~!

okay~!

PALAIS MERMONIA!! WOOOOOOOO!!

I was gonna tag along anyways, no need to threaten me!

some REAL pleasant conversation, this time

mhmm!!

that's good! no favouritism

I mean

that IS fair

so she DOES know... but shouldn't she be happy??? there HAS to be more to this...

OMG

SUCH A COOL CAGE

..that is quite true!

..mhmm!!!

neuvillette! wooo!!!

!!!

hm!

.......idk she said it'd be smart

WHERE did you get that tea???

I wonder what it is...

oh..?

that's... actually such a sweet analogy awww~

oooh~!!

is he the guy with the handkercheif?

OH

THE BITCHASS

YEAH

HE DESERVED IT

ooh.. she sure does know how to win a guy over haha

probably the 2nd option lol

confidential...

LMAOOO

"yo my intimidation is NOT working on these guys their heads are EMPTY"

what if it's.. a NEED, or obligation.. rather than a personal preference

well, they ARE her KIDS

WAS THAT THE SCAR GUY??

OMG

WAIT

SHE DOESN'T KILLTHEM SHE ACTUALLY SETS THEM OUT INTO THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND REHABILITATES THEM AND MAKES THEM TAKE ON NEW IDENTITIES??

WAIT

WIATAIWTI

IT'S HIM

OMGG

..of the hearth!

it's the zorro guy!

THE FAMILY

OMG

HE GOT WITH THE GIRL HE LIKED

OMG

OMG

OMG

OMGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AFJAIOWFJIOWJIJ

AJFIOWFJIOWGEFIUWHEIUHWEIUHUI

ASJOFIWJIOJFWIOJFOWIJ OMGOGMOG

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

WAITTT

SOTPPPP STOP THIS IS SO

THIS IS SO CUTE???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AWWWWWW
CONGRATULATIONS

(this is so cute.. the secret language they have... he's saying "hey! mom!(dad) I'm getting MARRIED soon!!!" like AWWWWWWWWWWWW)

don't speak of what just happened?

mhmm yes...

your relationship to her is what I'm most interested in

since

I SWEAR SHE WASN'T A CHILD

SHE WOULD BE YOUR AGE IF SHE WAS ALIVE

AND A TEEN/YOUNG ADULT IF SHE WAS THE AGE OF WHEN SHE DIED

SO WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS NOW???

pfft okay then

sure! I already like you guys.

!!

OMG

SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE

"so this is the place where I killed our 'mother'..."

WOOAHHH

IT'S SO MUCH BIGGER THAN IT USED TO BE???

..think I can fight yseut with my arlecchino..?

...

ANSWER:

YES!!!

OMGG

WHAT??

she's so fun

AAAAAA

okay

I love her

WOOOOO

CRUBABENA'S GRAVE, BABYY

man

I wonder what my reaction to this quest would've been if I didn't watch the song burning in the embers

yay!!!!

mhmm..?

even clervie's death?

well not cuz she WANTED to

*plays song burning in the embers*

(wow!! crucabena has a model too??)

mhm~!

(ignis purgatorius!!!)

UGGGH LOOK AT HER SMUG FACE

also

omg.. the music rn???

mhm...

EWWWWW DOTTORE

eugh...

"this is my daughter!"

*kicks daughter*

"I treat all children equally!!!!!!"

sigh...

you~!!!

AAHFAOWIFOIWJIOWJ

but not cold-hearted!!!

she? as in peruere or clervie?

woah.. she's... the best!!!

..!?

AAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT THEM ALL GROWN UP

sorta

16

that's my age!

TRUEE!!!

..but if it WERE to succeed...

true...

ah yeah...

ah

oh..

OH....

"let"

(oh also this is the part where paimon says "but I thought YOU killed clervi- OOOHHHHH")

SO SHE KILLED MOTHER???

KILLING THAT BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER

a year..!

in the animation it looked like she straightaway went there lol

so she spent a year without clervie...

mmhm.

that's interesting

the titles are actually their NAMES

like

that's her legal name now

crazy

mhm!

oohh

it's her deadname

oops

mhm~

mhm
WHO IS SHE

makes sense.

ooohh

so anything she kills.. doesn't get FULLY killed..!!?

ah! her exceptional will

awwh :(

is there any way to get them back..?

mhmmm...

ahh... I see

so even were you to talk to her, nothing would happen?

aww~

ahh

mhm

and hat's bad because

that "truth"

is OUTDATED!!!

I see! so that's why you want to properly dispose of her.

easy~!

oh my god she's talking SO fast

I do agree, paimon. but if clervie's existed for that long, I'm sure arlecchino's tried...

or.. she hasn't..!?

..true. indiscriminatory!

mhmm!

I completely agree with her

like, I'd be mad about the "all who leave must die" thing

but after seeing what happened with the scar guy... I'm hopeful!

WANT to do?

(also omg sarah miller crews hiii)

I doubt she WANTS to do it

but ONE exception to the rule can lead to many

ANTHER VOICED LINE??

also

yeah!

oh?

makes.. SENSE...

oh!

mhm~

hey y'all~

HI CLERVIE

SHE'S NOT GONNA also WHAT weirdo

awww~

well, now, I'm not quite sure she's THAT sort of spirit

uhh.>!!

idk whatto say

tell me if you like this formaT GOTTA GO BYE

~Moon