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Wednesday, September 11, 2024

Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue (Xianzhou Trailblaze Continuance 2.5)

 

hi

it's moon

I didn't get feixiao

I want jades

let's do the story


heyy yanqing

right now, young lady!

AFOIJAWOIJ WAIT SHE'S A PEPESHI

right now, oldl ady!

lol

SIICKK


LMAO
YANQING TURNED AROUND LIKE "are they talking about me..?"

mhm...    

don't worry~!

ooh recap lol


FEIXIAOOOOO
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

that's qwhat she just said lol

lol

woo~

a hunter needs to be well fed before the hunt!

yeah! whathheck!

exactly!!

yeah!


YUKONGGG HI

yeahh~!

OH
YEAH

yeah!!

to participate?

ohh
I guessed wrong
lol

an outsider... trained in both luofu and zhuming arts? I don't think so!

hmm...
yeah!!!

lingsha???

hiyaaa

temporarily..

wooo

mhm~!

just in case we fight stuff~


I seeee

damnit!!
(I LOVE HER VOICE BTW)


OH WHAT WE ACTUALLY GET TO FIGHT STUFF

befogged.. you mean besotted?

ASFJOIWHIOSDOIJWOJWOIJ
I DO NOT LIKE THAT

literally my favourite part about her is her voice lol
ooh I love her ult

expected

absolutely

mhm~!

fair enough


WHA
wait
say that again?

ah????

hmm

hmmm

um
coersion..?


WHAT???

hmm
did she maybe
possess someone..?
permanently???


WOW okay

mhm...

yyep
good luck, jiaoqiu


OH
SPEAKING OF

mhmm

nope!
wanna try?
and then he tries
and then he gets hooked
on real food
and then he betrays his borisin brethren
mhm
best plot!

oh! smart!!!!

lol

gasp


OOH?
YOU???
YOU"RE HOOLAY?
SHOW ME THAT FACE


YYEP


WOW
bro is NOT keeping a low profile
but granted
he looks cool
coole nough

ooh~!


LMAOO


hmmm

mhmmm

yyep~!

suuure~!

ooh
true~!

ooh~?
master of immortality...
yaoshi?
so
Mangas (WHAT A NAME!!) is an emanator of abundance?


OH wait nvm that's phantylia

oohhh
nvm
idk anymore

mhm!


WOOO
MANIPULATION
LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!!
GO MANIPLULATE MANSPLAIN MANSLAUGHTER, JIAOQIU!!
that IS what people say, right..?
that's what cj says

woo~!

kay!


DAAAAAAANGGGG

hmmmm

interesting

wait
WE'RE JUST OUT IN PUBLIC LIKE THAT???

I see...

yyep~!


ASFOIJWOFIJ OKAY MAN OKAY


LOL

mhm~?

yeah!

I see~!

why of course !!!

understood.

hopefully so!! I wanna see her kick your ASS!!!


WOW

mhm!

HUH????

mhm..?


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
HE"S STILL TRYING TO FIND A CURE FOR FEIXIAO
THAT'S SO SWEET

mhmmmm

okay so there IS a secret!!

he HAS NO ENEMIES!

lol

mhm~?

lunar embryo...

Ooh~!!
that's so cool

I see~!

understood

okay so she wakes up at 7pm


OMGG MOZE YAYYY

oh lol

moze?


OH
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GONNA APPEAR BEHIND HER

can't let them know we know

dangg

woww
they're either
undercover borisin
or
SUEPRDUEPR FEIXIAO FANS
can't blame 'em~

mhmmm


OJKAY
IT'S THEM.


NUH UH

WHY ARE WE EVEN QUESTIONING THIS GUY IT'S OBVIOUSLY THOSE TWO "FOXIANS"


OBVIOUSLY THEM


HELL YEAH
YOU GET 'EM


GIRL
is it that they're just so racist they cannot PICTURE a foxian as a generaL??


HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL

woo~!

[this portion of the blogpost cut off, sorry!]

FEIXIAO, GET 'EM


YEAHHH

woo~!

SHE SMILIN


YESSSS


lol

mhm~!

mhmmm


YANQING
HELLO
PLEASE
Um
HELLO??

fair enough~!

yayy~!

ah..?

are you okay!


FLASHABCKS


FLASHBACKKSS

oh...
he's
failed to protect a general before...


I see...

yayyy

she just...

jiaoqiu...

yay!!


YOU WERE READING HIS MEMORIES??

OOOHHHH
right

ooh!!
wow!


YOU'RE THE MUTT


WOOO

mhmmmm
you weirdos

yeah
but like
before that
she gon' kill ya bro

you can't save everybody

..yet you follow the nihility for a reason~!!

mhmmm...

mhm~?
hope?


WOW


AFOIFHOWHoi
WOW


WOW
THIS
THSI GUY
I LOVE HIM
(jiaoqiu, not hoolay. I know this is a screenshot of hoolay shh)

awww....??

hmmm


MAN
smh

I see
so 
it's like
a cultural exchange!!
..an EXTREMELY messed up one!!!

so..?
just
just wait..??

hell yeah!

nice
mok tok getting OWNED

mhm!!!


CUTSCENEE??


??

????

oh hi moze
anyways
did
did he
did he just
turn
turn someone into a borisin.>?
or
or what

mhmmm


OH
OH NO
OKAY
OH NO

who?
feixiao???
or moze?

moze


HIYAA

mhmm

why are you calling him a monkey?????

OH

foxian -> fox
borisin -> wolf
human -> monkey

???

..okay

hm
yk what
this guy's
guy's racist

kayy
bit of a long chant don't you think

hmm
okay

woo..?


MARCH 7TH MARCH 7TH OMGOMGOMG MARCH 7TH~!!

marchiee
it's
it's a SALUTE

yeah!
also
I like h ow we have
a gun salute
navia VA
lol

ehe
this is like
aww
cute

YOU CAN DO IT MARCH
I BELIEVE IN YOU

lol

um
good luck~?


I BELEIVE IN YOU, MARCH

YOU CAN DO IT

hi xikui~!!

YAY~!!


PFFT
do an introductory speech!
A dashing nameless, authentically trained by the disciples of the luofu and zhuming generals!

YESSSS
YESYSE EXACTLY


GRAND DESCIPLE OF BOTH GENERAL JING YUAN AND HUAIYAN

woww lol


THANK YUOUU

mhm~?

you're bold and brash!


WOAH
NOT THWAT I MEANT
BUT OKAY

oh
I mean
yes!

awww~!
thank you, yunli~!

OOH~!
kkay~!
(is that a sun tzu quote?)


THEY LOOK SUPER DUPER PRETTY DON'T WORRY!!!

mhm~!!


YES PLEASEPLEASE
gosh I'd love to do interviews

awww the camera overlay

oh! no no. he has important buisness to attend to

mhmm


SURE


HELL YEAHHH~!!

ooh~!

sdfiojaoifjawioj
well sushang's the only real answer!


YEAH!!
great friend of little gui
btw
I LOVE THIS REPORTER

yay!!


EXCUSE ME
no way
no way
you did not just say that

hmmmm...
I'm watching you...

aww~!

lol

hey! I mean, I'm his desciple~!

nuh uh!!!
he's busy

me


AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!!


woww!!
well
do you
were you
did you
ARE THE THE GRAND-DESCIPLE OF TWO ARBITER GENERALS!?!?


HELL YEAH IT IS

WOO~!
girls' night, girls' night~!!

kay! have fun~!

heyy feixiao~!!

did her voice just change??

huh??

as..?


WHAAAAAAAT

well
we can
just
save him
idiot

we
we can just
kill you
all
right now


HELL yEAHH

woo~!

we're winNING

uhhuhhh sure

it's okay.

or just
being a meanie!

BITCHASS

sdfjosdijfoiawj noo

mhmmm

I see..

true~!!

thank you~!!
that's my general!!!


WOOO


IDIOTS~!!


NO!!!

oh
NEVER!!!!!


ALWAYS!!

damnit! also hi yukong


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


CUSCNEE


YIKOGN


FEIXIAO


YUKONG AND FEIXIAO

I know~!


YAYYY FEIXIAO AND YKONG
side by side in my PARTY too~!!

lol

"no need for a starskiff, I'll run!"

mhm


WOOO


OKAY!!!




OMG SHE USED YUKONG'S BOW AAA I mean this is NOT the time to be shipping but
um
anyways girl are you okay?

lol

well
we have
more important things right now

oh
true...
but
dude


MOK TOK
WOOOOO
YOu"RE ALIVE
NOW YOU caN REPENT!!

literally anyone who isn't RACIST

mhmm

lol

woO~!

mhmm

whatever!!!
scrwe you

mhmmm

sure~!!

ooh he's a BIG one lol

yeah, I did NOT expect that

lol


OKAY
WHATEVER
FORGET HONOUR IG

NUH UH!!


HELL YEAHHHHHH
WOOOOOOO

oops


OH
MOK TOK
IT LITERALLY SAYS MOK TOK

sick!

oopsiess

hi hoolay


YEAH
SCREW YOU


HELL YEAH


AND YOUR TOUNGE
SHALL BE RIPPED OUT BY FEIXIAO

heyyy feixiaooooo~!!

mhm~!!?

dude
she so cool
smh

or maybe people AREN'T RACIST


AJFOSIFJOWIAOI LMAOO

pfft
what is bro on about

nuh uh~!

sick~!

or she could just
arrive
IMEMDIATELY

mhmm
sure,buddy...


HELL YEAH

yunli~!!

woo!!!!

lol

mhmm...

feixiao?

oh?
perhaps someone who just arrived late?

maaarch~?

yay!!

uh oh...

woo!

mhm!

and then they come out woo

ASFJOIWFioj
YANQING??

YOU COULD'VE jUST SAID SOMETHING>??
DO YOU NTO RECOGNIZE HER VOICE??

that's alright


YSE
I'M PRETTY DANG PROUD OF HER MSELF!!

whaaat

also
btw
in the speical program
there were a bunch of people attending teh wardance
liek
argenti
boothill
luka
would
would they help fight hoolay too lol

ah???

it just took on a massive weight..?

oh no.

uh oh...

do you KNOW who you're challenging?


WOOO!!

OOH THIS NEW BATTLE MUSIC IS SICK

easy~!

COWARD
SHOW YOURSELF

ohno


OWLBERT??
huh
OWLBERT?~!?!?!?!?


SHOW ME HIM

hi
time for you to die

mhmmm

or
OR
feixiao kicks your ass


AHAHAH
WOOOOOOOOOOO


HELL YEAHHH


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo

yeah
sorta defeats the whole purpose of your entrance
oh well~!

dang

kay...
what now
cutscene..?

oh?

OOH
reight

mhm~!

ooh~!
nice


HELL YeAHHH


OOHHHH
LET ME SEE HIM FIGHT PLEEASEEE


YEAHH LET ME SEE THOUGH


HELL YEAHH


YAYYA

sdoijsdoigjsdioj


YAY!!!


HELL YEAH


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ctuscene


SWORD MASTER TIME


AAA ALL OF THEM

mhm~!


HELL YEAH

lol
he's probably thinkign
what name is that



SICKKKK
okay
this is all very amazing
however
I believe I may
change my party
lol


OH!!!
I see

that should be enough

wow lol
no
but it'll certainly stall you for long enough for our general to come along~!

also
MARCH YANQING AND YUNLI ARE STRONG!!

okay
hoollay
cool ig
but
just so you know
arlecchino does the "crimson moon" aesthetic WAYY BETTER

WOAHH


oh
for such an insane attack
it
was singletarget
lol

what
huh
wahtehhell

my
my stelle 

my stelle
just said
caelus' line
lol

hmmm


suree sure sure

wait.. only one phase..?

oh
ok

mhmmm

noo

oh..?


OMG
JIAOQIU
YOU
YOU POISONED HIM??
WAS
WAS THE
THAT TIME YOU GAVE LAXATIVES TO SKOTT
WAS THAT
FORESHADOWING???

wait
AWIFJOISFJIOSJF
HELp
I DIDN'T NOTICE HIS INJURIES
Um
SDGOIJOIWJ
soRRY
SDIOFJAWOIFHAOIWJIOj

ooh~~!!?

mhmmm

hmmm

murder?

oooohh

mhmmm

mhm..?

FEIXIAO WAS SO TINY AA

AOFIAJOAWIJ
THIS
AAAAA

hmmm

AAAAAAAAAAAASOFIHAOWFHOAWIHOAWIJWJ

see?


YEAH!!!

not with THAT attitude!

mhm!

yes!!!

AAAAAAAASOFIJAOWIFJOIj


GASP

aFJOIWFJOAWIOIJ


YEAH

bro
will
survive tho
right


OOH???


WAIT
JIAOQIU
NO
WAIT
JIAOQIU
JIAOQIU!!
STAY WITH ME
JIAOQIUUU


AWFJAOWFIJAWIOFJIOAWJ
WHAHAT
WAIT
JIAOQIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


WHAHWAHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHATTTTT
nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


WHAT IS THIS
NOOOOOOO


NO
DUDE
DUDE
STAY WITH US
STAY WITH US
NO WAY
JIAOQIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

DIE IDIOT


JINHOLIU??

huh?
oh
why did I
okay sorry sirry soryr


BUT JIAOQIUUUUUU NOOOOOOOOOO


KILLED HIM


YOU IDIOT I HATE YOU
JIAOQIUUU


suure  buddy


HELL YEAH

mhmm

yanqing, yunli,march, and jiaoqiu all fighting as one...

uh oh



WHAT





HE
HE
HE

HE REMEMEBRED THE MOVE JINGLIU BEAT HIM WITH
WHAT
WHAT
WATHAWTHAWTHAWTH
AAAAAAAAAAA
AND THENFEIXIAO AT THE END
WHAHAAT

AWWW

awww...


AWWW
wait but NOO
sdofijaoiwfjoawij

mhm~!


WOOO


LMAO

oh..?

I may aswelll... MARCH onward~!

sureee

huh..?

hmmm


NOOOO


OR DOn'T DO THAT

MURDERING YOU


IGHT


GOGOGO FEIXIAOOO


WOAHHH


WOOOOOOOOOOO



YESYSEYSEY WOOO LE'S GO

THE ECLIPSE IS 

!?!?!


??????????


OH NO 

S
SHE

A

AAAAA


GENERAL IS


NOOOOOOOOOOO
FEIXIAOOOO


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


FEIXIAO ID on'T WANAN HURT YOUU

ow


DAMNIT

AFHWFAWUIOFAUIs
SHE'S LIEK
tEH STRONGEST PERSON EVER THO
HOW DO WE DEFEAT HER
I DON'T WANNA KILL HER EITHER


EXCUSE ME


IDK IDKIDK

oh
right

take this...


AA



WHAAAA
FEIXIAOO
SNAP OUT OF IT
ALSO GOGOGOGO MARcH YUNLI AND YANQING AAA YOu'RE DOING SO AMAZIGNLY
ALSO NOOOOOOO JIAOQIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

inside her mind..?


SNAP OUT OF ITTT


WHY ARE YOU HERE IDIOT 


LMAOO
okay

or
you couldnot


YAYYYYYYYYYYY


WHAA THEY'RE TALKIGN TO EACH OTHER

"you're mcuh calmer than you once were" hmm

woo it's my dreamteammm

wdym

nuh uh???

???
what is bro on about


YEAHHHH


HELL YEAHHHH

nuh uh!!

y'all
that's just racism


YEAH


HELL YAEH

??


NO??
well
okay
she own all borisin now
yay
now she will make htem PEACVEFUL
and if not
KILL THEMSELVES
idiots

mhmmhmh

okay..?

I mean fair enough
sure 

okay?
well
she'd obviously choose foxian???

okay
well
the fate of the borisin is just
stop
??

and he was right, right?

but..?

but she would n ever
also
wait
is 
the lipsync
ACTUALLY
WORKING>??

DON'T YOU DARE CALL HER A MONSTER


HELL YEAHHH
I LOVE YOU FEIXIAOOO
nto as much as I love Zephyr though
let's make that clear
BTU FEIXIAO WOOO

that'd be pretty cool, actually~!

Yukong~?
okay I'll stop

mhmmm

saran..
her previous name~?
also
this scene!
from teh trailer!



yay!!

WOOO


mhm...

woahh..!!!

mhmm...

I understand...

ghghhgaoija...

no.

true
but
the reason behind each arrow..

YEAHHH


YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

I LOVE HER
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELL YeAH

because
if she can stop just ONE heart from breaking...

what
no
ew
FEIXIAO
SHOW HIM YOUR UNWAVERING WILL!!

but..~!

HELL YEAH


WHA


aSFJOWIFioj

AWFJAWOIj

THE AXE

WIOOOO


KILL IM


SEYSEY OGOGo


LAN


GO FEIXIAO


WOOO





GIO FEIXIAOO WOWOO

MHMM


NUH UH!!!!

WOOO GO FEIXIAOO

WOOO


girl we haven't even started yet and-

WOI WOWOWOo


okay..

ohh I see

take this!

dang

ooh?

oops.m oze dead.

...moze not dead

kay!
well, this time, I've taken extra measures to make sure that moze, OFFIELD, will not take a lick of damage!

WOOO


oh

hmm
I may actually choose casual mode
just because
I'm using a bad team
so
it's more like
normal mode
so long ash she isn't SUPREMELY nerfed

I'll make up for myself later, anyways~!

phase 2~!

ooh wow

PLEASE DOn'T


nooo

oh thank you for delaying yourself

rude

UMS URE FINE WHATEVER


GOSh this just looks so cool


step 1: atk boost

step 2: crit boost

hp BEFORE ult:

hp AFTER ult~!

oh god

nooo

noooo

PHEW thank god for filthy casual mode


is this phase capped out at 5% lol

HUH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


boltsunder!

Boltsunder!!

BOLTSUNDER!!

wait that was waraxe
um


waraxe

Waraxe!

WARAXE!!!




NOOM





WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


AYYY


AA YAYAYy

awww
but
jiaoqiu....

I mean
yeah...

HE'S STILL ALIVE?!?!?!?!??/

JIAOQIUU


lingsha???

ho right

YOU LOOK SICK


wow !

hmmm

hmmm
hmmmm...

???
he just complimented you bro

I guess

oh ok
thanks bestie I guess


yeah! what!!!

AND YOU SO PROUDLY ADMIT IT??


YIOU HAVE INADVERTENLY SLAUGHTERED INNOCENTS


PROPAGATION

SDOFIJOFIWAJOAWIj

but
you
are
literally
evil
dude

???

DUDE
THEY'D STILL BE SENTIENT
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF GLAMOTH'S IRON CAVALRY???

cloud knights !!

sighh

WHAT

YOU K IDNAPPED BAILU???

sisterrr

????

WE WEREn'T GONNA KILL YOU MISTERARREST

WE WERE GONNA ARREST YOU
HELLO???

????


WOWWWW


mm

Lady bailu has spoken!

OMG

WAIT
AHAHAHOSFIOIFJOIJDOSI
LMAO
KILL 'IM


DESERVWED


AHAHAH USELESS WOERTHLESS


yeah duh!!!

woo~!

YOU HAVE ENDED COUTNLESS LIVES


THAT'S ALREADY B EEN DEALT WITH IDIOT

ehe~

HELL YEAHH


jiaoqiu...

huh?

WHAHAA????


WFHAOUSHOHFWIHAOSDIFIOWOIJ


NOOOOO
OADJFOISAJFOIJ

ASOIFJOISFHOIHSFOJISDOFHOIWAJOAISDNFNOSDAIojoij

true!!

hell yeah!!

YAYYY TEHY'RE BACK TOGETHER AGAIn

asIJFOISHFOIWHDOAWI OKAY

yeahh but she strongk!

YEAH

JIAOQIU
HELP
THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT HE'D DIED

WASN'T HE POISONED TOO????
WITH
"THE MOST LETHAL POISON IMAGINABLE"
LIKEHELLO 


yeah~!

yeah!!!

JIAOQIUUU YOU'RE ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hi moze

OMG WAIT THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE THESE THREE WERE FIRST INTRODUCED

it's alright~
didn't you say earlier that you must ward away all regrets?

lol

WJHAA??

HE

HE
HE ENDED UP BLIND????
I
sdofijasoinfoiajwoij
I
I'm happy, actually
if he ended up unscathed then his "sacrifice" would've been for naught
but
this
I l ike this

somethingsomethign time inopportune
the crimson moon is swappowed  by the feii ao

yayy

that child..?
you mean
me??

yayy...

hi moze

HI MOZEEE


YOPUR PLEDGE IS HI MOZE


ah?
sir
please do not rip out your eyes
wait.
imagine
one eye off of feixiao and moze each
one eyepatch each
to make up for jiaoqiu's
THAT'D BE SO CSICK

yayyy

mhmmm

woo~!!


WOOOOOOOOOOO

mhm~~

another scene?

aww they're all back together again

it's alright~!

ehhh
whatever
he deserved to die.

HELL YEAH


yeahh!

mhmm

woo~!

yayy~!!

ooh~?

hmm


WAIT WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE HER>??



hmm

okay
well
hmm
dunno how I efela botu her yet
then again
she's said merely three lines

hmmm

OOH??


hmmmm

hmm...
and I believe them

lol
blonde traveler
hmm
but hte coffin
hmmm....

WHAT???

TAZZYRONTH?? OR??????????????????????

NO WAY RIHT


right! because tazzyronth is trapped in amber

I SEE


WOW

aSFOIJSOFIHWFI RUAN MEI WHAT ART THOU DOING
WHY ARE YOU 
MESSAING AROUDN TWITH THE PROPOGATIOn
AGAIn
THIS ISN'T THE FRIST TIME


???

ruan.. mei>>?
WAIT
DID SHE REVIVE TINGYUn
TELL ME SHE DID


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WOOOOOO


yay!

...
hi it's moon frmo the NEXT day (yesterday was  september 10th)

I forgoto to write an outro
so
um
se e you~!

~MOon































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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