Sumeru Archon Quest Act IV

 

Heya!

I'm READY for act IV! it's 8:30 rn, so hopefully I'm not tired by the end of it!!

"Yes.. I am a fighter..."

*pulls out cards*

"Would you like to duel?"

OMG
THIS IS
THIS IS
THIS IS THE SECOND "What a nice guy" UTTERED FROM PAIMON'S MOUTH

OMG

OMG

I GOTTA MAKE A MAP MARK OF THIS

ooh eavesdropping! AA WAIT I FORGOT THE MAP MARKER

OOOHHH I WANNAAA SEEE THE JUDGEMENTT

AHAHAAA Y'ALL DONE MESSED UP NOW

bro...

aahhh so this line was never addressed to us

OMG IS HE SMILING???

okay! I marked down the pin!

my other "what a nice guy" is over at watatsumi!

let me guess, spirit borneol?

omg omg tell us if you know tighnari cyno

YYYEEESSS

OMG PAIMON ASKED IF THEY WERE FRIENDS GUYS THE SHIP IS SAILING

but uh, for full context, I don't actually ship them like I do amber and eula, it's MAINLY for memes rn but UH MAYBEEE MAYBE??

yep that is indeed how people go insane

heizou and cyno collab when

both characters I wondered why they weren't hydro

   

okay NOT saying I ship these two BUT candace does call dehya adorable in one of her lines AND they're childhood friends SOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Speaking of which: Where the hell is alhaitham????

DRINKING NIIIGGHHHTTTTTT!!!!!

for clues, of course.

wink wink nudge nudge

WOOOOOOOOOOO GIRLS' NIGHT WITH DEHYA LET'S GOOOO!!!

no WAY guys that's what she said in the TRAILER!

I mean... isn't it made of wood? and you've a pyro vision.. so...

EXACTLY-!

I bet once genius invocation is added to the game we can duel this guy!

"are we there yet" awdoawidjwoidjowfhwoejdoiwwwww

well.

I mean.

We can fight.

smH.

ah so YOU'RE that guy from the trailer

awwe...

YOU LITERALLY MADE A POINT OF HER BEING A MERCENARY AND YOU NOT- DO YOU KNOW WHAT MERCENARIES DO? MISTER? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEIR JOB IS?

well

yeah

omg dehya kick me

"Here comes the catch!"

WHAT? THE "WHAT A NICE GUY" GUY???

oh thank goodness.

WELL YEAH??? IT IT REALLY DOES

she said "anyone" but the subtitles said "anything"

eavesdrop~?

ah. interrogation.

they're childhood friend and i shipshisphisphishpsihsphispihsiph

okay not CHILDHOOD friends but FRIENDS-!!?

hehe.. what if candace made him do chores...

ah. well it was involving candace so uh yeah

ah.

AWDJOAWIDJ when he said "we're gonna die" IT WAS SO SQUEAKY

Ooh wait that reminds me of what shadow said in sonic destruction, "why would a doctor who thrives around death be afraid to die" I think it was something like that but yeah same vibes

RADICALS? in MY VILLAGE?? More likely than you think!

MYSTERY MAN?? GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GAASSSTER????????????

okay well this could be dottore. it could even be capitano! HECK! it could be childe for all we know! but It'd be funny if it was capitano, but then again it oculd just be some random guy

OR GOD FORBID IT BE THE GRAND SAGE. lmao what if it was alhaitham

UHHH I DO NOT LIKE THE NAME OF THIS QUEST PLEASE TELL ME COLLEI AND DUNYARZAD ARE ALRIGHT

sup bestie you missed all the exposition

how funny would it be to edit that book's cover lmao ALSO I realized alhaitham's knee.. guards.. are SO PRETTY??

OMG! He gained the ugly nickname priveledge!

uhhh... mondstadt!

the person who was afraid of cyno!

cyno's like "She's scared of me so I won't go." and then I just switch to him when talking to her lmaoo

..no.

OH she meant IN GENERAL!

we gotta FIGHT FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN

put to the TEST

together we'll WIN

this is the BEYBLADE BURST EVOLUTION!

ooh... y'know, whenever I think of hospitals I think of super modern buildings, so it'll be interesting to see a hospital in this fantasy world!

I mean idk what I was expecting

edit what he's reading pt2

no way guys alhaitham was reading about positions #real

y'know I didn't really like alhaitham at first but GOSH he's growing on me

WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE FLUKEMARM

enkanomiya

whyyy I don't haaveee anemooo with meee

this person does not know how to count.

MY FIRST SCARAB

HUH I took a wrong turn

OMG WHAT SO PRETTY??? OASIS!

that was a LONG detour. but let's get back on track!

LMAO ALL I HAD TO DO FOR THE "PUZZLE" WAS DEFEAT THINGS

know him?

knows him.

uhh okay but like WHO??

well, KINDA shocking, but like where else would they come from

well yeah! it's wrong!!

LMAO THE CHARISMA ON THIS MAN

A spy??

another trailer line

unknowingly..??

"he's the only one who plays genius invokation. what a nerd."

ng.. he sounds so shattered...

execpt maybe alhaitham lmao

ooh DOUBLE tracking!

no way it's the godtuner

THere is probably a logical explanation for this just CALM DOWN EVERYBODY

well ours duh

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE TIGHNARI'S LINE

The boys (tm)

LMAO I love how LITERALLY EVERYONE is like "tf is alhaitham doing..."

OKAY FINE. VIOLENCE IT IS.

what if her arm was detachable this whole time lol

"ok" *snap*

Violence??

lumine's SHOCK

okay.. so it's all coming down to this...

why did everything become so pretty all of a sudden??

not sure what to say but uh ^

WHAT.

WHY.

IT'S 11PM COME ON

but okay... YELAN!! COME ON!!

this team should work!

through the power of those four, that was a breeze!!

how is it suddenly daytime

"no talk me I angy"

GO DEHYA! oh I didn't ge the screenshot, oh www

wwaa

waaaet

EARTHQ

EARTHQUAKE

AND

HUH???

How convinient!!

ah. is this gonna be a protaganists have to work with minor antagonists to do something? if so I am SO down!

OOHHH!!

As much as I love playing cyno, I think I should use my main here!

THERE WE GO! Let's do this, beidou!

so.. pretty??

I literally just said that paimon

if dehya's a merc why doesn't she use old merc's pal

these elevators are torturing me.

into the portal we go

SO PRETTY! It's not irmunsul, but so pretty

his akasha??

ah. a scara-like backstory.

RUKKHADEVATA WAS SO PRETTY OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL IT

amazing...

omg ancient cyno lol

aah so THAT'S how nahida came to be

WHAA THE ANIMATION

I agree.

woo! let's unite to kick their collective ass!!

woo!! With these eremites on our side, I feel way better!

but.. dottore is still in sumeru...

yeah. I remember something along the lines of, with the right parts, you can make a god or smth

It's only sinking into me now that WE, the people are going to FREE OUR OWN GOD!

Can't wait for 3.2!! jk, I need a break from this lol

well, THAT'S THE END! gosh, I started at 8, now it's 12?? woah!! anyways, although this was probably the same length as act II, I loved this WAY MORE!! Cuz it was non-stop suspense, action, and character interaction!! (I made it rhyme woo) I'm SUPER EXCITED for what comes next, I'm sure we can take down the sages, and fatui while we're at it!

and before I go.. I can do a wish... I want either c1 candace or c4 kuki

nevermind.

well! I'm gonna edit this book tomorrow lol, SEE YOU ALL SOON FOR THE MONDSTADT QUEST WHERE WE MEET KAGAMINE LEN! cya!

~Moon