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Thursday, September 28, 2023

HAPPY 3 YEARS OF GENSHIN

 has it really beenn 3 years already..?

well, nope! since I'm not a day one player.

I started in 1.2

anyways this is just my reactions to the anniversary analytics!


let's start!

ooh! lemme guess, co-op, exploratoin, events, combat, and..?

THAT IS THE CUTEST

and counting!!!

Oh! Yes! there was quite a few months where I was mondstadt only, but I'm on random rn

hi! Xiao! Yes, I know, I'm pretty bad at achievement-hunting...    

dang. so I never broke even...

also GOROU ITTO KUKI INTERACTION OMG

um.. shh... exploration is NOT my forte!!!

KIRARA JUMPSCARE!! OMG!!! HI KIRARA!!!

woah.... that's HALF of last year

december 9th 2022? hmm... I don't RECALL anything special happening...

woah! my buddies!!!

still my main~

wow I like their "[person] likes [character] just as much as you!"

is this.. my most recent archon quest? when the data was collected?

oh! uh, I'll finish cyno's quest.. EVENTUALLY....

Noelle..? oh! my friend came over lol

I.. I unlocked fontaine bounties yesterday! but that was AFTER this data was taken...

oh. uh, for this one I have no excuse.

...

tcg!!!

Most of those losses were to storm...

prettiness!!! is worth!

that's a weird way to say MOON LOVES TEAPOT!!

oh, yay! katie!!

oh! yay, events!! all of these have been blogged here.. omg...


OMG FISCHL IS SO PRETTY HERE????

oh? are we completely skipping akitsu kimodameshi and fungus.... wait, no, it's probably by reigon lol

hey y'all!!

woahh everyone looks so nice here

WHHAT FARUZAN'S HAIR LOOKS SO NICE HERE IADOJWOJWAOFIJ WHY CAN'T IT BE SO INGAME

one of my favourite events!!

what!! so you're telling me, that if I'd just massacred a few hundred more hilichurls, I'd have half a million kills!?!?

KEQING'S HAIR IS SO NICE HERE TOO!!! uh, also, I was gonna say I'm surprised it's cryo regisvine, but the bosses I test on, I usually spare...

I fight CHILDE the most?? ..hm!

OMG KAZUHA AND THE CAT!!!
also.. is that the desert pavillion domain? no way I did it that much
OMG I WANNA SEE ZY0X'S STATS HERE LOL

oh hey mika and klee!! also I have HOW MANY C6 4STARS!?!?

oh. yeah. I generally don't refine.

the 5stars were
atlas (unintentional, unwanted)
prayers (unintentional, wanted)
beacon (intentional)
gravestone (unintentional, eh)
and aquila (unintentional, unwanted)

so many friends!!!

ooh!! it automatically fischlified me, that's cool!

well! that's it!!
I don't have much to say other than... I ireally enjoyed this year! and am looking forward to the next

byebye.. or should I say.. see you soon!

~Moon
















































































Cataclysm's Quickening [fontaine archon quest act IV]

 Hey! this is a direct follow-up of my previous post!

now, where were we?

oh, rigiht, here's the bingo board

that one is DARK red cuz it was disproven ages ago but I forgot to remove it for 4.1
so I'll replace it with....

yeah! that makes sense! now where were we...

okay! skippign! we gotta find freminet

ah! just in the nick of time! and not suspicious at all

UHH??
I was too slow to take a screenshot
but it said "ACT IV: CATACLYSM'S QUICKENING"
LIKE
NOT CONCERNING AT ALL MHMM

okay!!

wha.. we just.. we just wanted to hear the story... storytime y'know....

YES! EXACTLY!! THANK YOU!!!!

yayy!! woohoo!!

that's.. that's pretty cool, actually!

oh?
tell us! about the purple meat!

is that the guy who's super good friends with sigewinne or

woah!! he's EVIL omg

THAT
SOUNDS PRETTY COOL ACTUALLY AOIDSJAOIWJFAOIGH

...
that uhhh
that uhhhhhhhhhh
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YEAH! SHUT UP!! STUPID!!

well, as they said, the people in the overworld are barely aware

YES!! I DO!!! wanna fi--
OMG
WAIT
THE DEHYA CARD'S OUT

WHA!!!
w...
for.. for what crime, I wonder...

NOOO I CAN"t GAME WITH HIM

hold on.

interlude.

I need to get that dehya card...

wait, actually...

since I have something to do tomorrow, I'll focus on the archon quest.

...

oh gosh these elevators are so confusing

...

I AM SO LOST

FINALLY

yes no maybe so~

mhmm... SOOOO LYNEY!!! What'chu gonna do when YOUU'REEE a harbinger, HMMMM~~~?????

thank youuuu~~!! 
gosh i can't wait to see freminet again!

oh? okay... I don't know what an environ is but I'm assuming i's to do with environment? maybe he just means the things in the room lol

oh! true!!
or.. MORE suspicious!!!

okay. I trust you.

ASODIJAWOIDJ WE LEGIT JUST POISONED OURSELVES OKAY SURE YEAH WHATEVER

I mean she was already pale... 

wait.. I was about to say
"wow so many healers.. but now we finally have one who's a nurse!!" but then I remembered baizhu but he's a doctor but now I'm just thinking of how those two would interact

stop smiling!! um, can't she like, SEE your emotions!?!? idk... idk!!!

oh? is it chronic or viral

OH I DIND'T FINISH READING WHAT THEy SAID AOSIDJOIWFJ

...

..?

ooh... suspicious....

this girl's super nice! I wonder what her relationship with that guy really is tho lol

mhmm, I even had a nice look around the room yep

uh...
okay
they're trying to sort pills by colours but
don't melusines.. see colours differently?

mhmm! THE traveler!

awww paimon~~~~

yay!!

hmm... yeah. real odd.

SLEEP TALK!?!? uh oh....

tiiime skiip!

nice!

woohoo!!! FREMINET TIME!!!!

FREMINET EMINENT

oh! yay!!!

mhmm...
(man I love lyney lol)

and then BAM! SURPRISE!!!!

this... is worrying, to say the least.

oh.. oh wow! I'm actually shivering...

oh.. oh no.
uh.. maybe...
..maybe she found childe!!!

okay.. moment of truth...
I'M WORRIED ABOUT LYNETTE!!! And lyney must be... 
well
it's okay, lyney! we'll.. DO SOMETHING!!!

LYNEYYY
ARE YOU OKAY BUDDY
IT'S OKAY IT'S OKAY WE'LL FIND HER!!

mhmm..
this, I feel, is the only possible thing that could break lyney's act

GASP AAAAAAAAHHH THANK GOD
THANKKKK GOODNESS
phew!

hmmm... okay, so lynette obviously didn't write that.
let me guess, somebody's been intercepting our messages?

oh no...
lyney..?

UH
HELLO??
LET ME READ IT HELLO


oh no. oh no oh no. oh no oh no oh no.
oh no...

ooh...
OHHH
OKAY
WELL
we're getting him now...

well, they said it, didn't they? wriothesly knows just about everything...

he was waiting to act...

oh my gosh he's panicking... LYNEY STOP PANICKING I'M PANICKING NOW
W
WHAT ABOUT FREMINET???

definitely...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GET IT NOW??????
TELL MEEEEE

ugh.. I see....

hm.. okay. that does seem the reasonable thing to do.

ah...
yes. go save her Lyney, I believe in you.

mhmm!!

wait, does this count for my bingo?

oh? it says "horrible"

hm.. well, we'll see then

of course, I knew it... well, her knowing this doesn't change much, does it

GAWHGH
GASGHGW
D
DAMNIT!!!
SHE WAS EVIL ALL ALONG??
AGGGH I TRUSTED HER

GODDAAMNITTTTTTTT

I shoulda made the bingo "do something reckless" smh...

YOU HAVE HIS SIBLINGS!!!
dude I know you're just doing your job
but
like
I 100% get lyney rn

hm.. y'know, I believe him on this one lol

okay... thank you... BUT GET TO THE POINT

uh..
huh!?


oh, hmm..
I can't get a read on this guy
like
either
he's like "eh..? does he truly believe I'd be that despicable..?" which is what I'd like to believe
or "huh..? he figured it out so quickly"
wait wait OR
HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING A-- nah he definitely knows about us

oh..?
then...
then where IS he????

I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SPEAK WITH HIM MY DUDE

well... wherever childe's gone.

HUH
um
DID YOU!?!?

oh... mhmm. oh so there IS a forbidden zone, hmmm~?

w.. whahaa....
I mean
she loves tea...
I think
well
she likes tea
parties
maybe
but
YOU CAN'T D
I
aaa what do you wAAANT wriothesly??

KSKDJAOIWJD OKAY THEN LOL

hmm.. okay. true. I understand.

aggh.. this is so sad
and...
hm.

Lynette, Lyney, and Freminet all look up to their Father
but.. they're afraid to bother him for something like this
do they not believe Father loves them enough...

hmm.. okay, then. seems reasonable.

THIS IS SOOO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN THE COURT SESSIONSA SDOAIWJOIWGJ


OH!! WOAH!! FIRST TRY!!! unlike last time hehe

..wait- the glasses are back

okay well only those two are outta order, right...

..mhmm!

uh...
hmmmmmm
um
well....

HUH??
from.. behind..?

sigewinne..?

GASP i knew it

so she's... hydro bow?

...wait.
is that.. a tranquilizing rifle.....?

NOT JUST A 
wait
nonon
definitely tranquilizing...
right

I mean

they can't just

..shoot lyney

nearly time...

..for... for what..?

mhmm.. that's their big brother...

hmmm...

furina and neuvillette?
lynette and freminet?
arlecchino and somebody else...

hmm.. well lynette is just, like, upstairs, right..?

m.. mhmm.... yeah......?

GASP
HI???????
CLORINDE!! HI!!! OMGG
I'M SO HAPPY SHE'S ACTUALLY HERE
who's the other guest tho

oh! is that the other guest...
well
he seems
fine

OKAY THANK GOODNESS

GHGAHGAHWHIUFHUAW
WHAW?FA?W??
WHAHA?
WAHT
oh my gof
uh
UHUH
GET HIM TO A HOSPITAL???

he wants to help him...

...

..childe..??

I see...
this is
most certainly related to "it," isn't it?

hell yeahhh wriothesley

AOIDJAOIWDJ LITERALLY ME

it looks.. it looks fine tho

oh. oh no! that's bad, that's bad!!! hey!!!! hey!!!!!

hm. I guess I'll tick this off ofr prosperity's sake

AHHH THANK GOODNESS HE'S OKAY

this is childe's doing. at least, I HOPE childe did it unintentionally.. with "it"... 

because if somebody did it on PURPOSE...
well, isn't that, like, terrorism!?!?!?

flashback time

also

correct me if I'm wrong, or have there been ABSOLUTELY NO ANIMATED CUTSCENES THUS FAR????
like
HUH????

oh!! that's cool!

WOWW OF COURSE IT'S NOBLESSE OBLIGE C3R1

hmm..
I feel really bad playing this
like
I know it's already happened
but
I'm leading this boy to his doom...

the correct word is DOVE.

I DON'T WANNA
HE"S GONNA GET HUt
NONONON
I DON'T WANT O

NOOO
I"MS ORRY
I'M SO SOS SORRY
NONONOOOOOOOo
NOOO

AA CLORINDE THANK YOU THANK YOU CLORINDE OH MY GOSH I WILL NEVER EVER EVER NOT EVER MISPELL YOUR NAME AS CHLORINE EVER AGAIN AAAAAAAAaa

mhmm.. she risked her life there.. serious respect for her.


ah, uh, sure. whatever floats your boat, really...

mhmm.... but why.....

absolutely.

SET ME FREEEE

HEY I'M STILL WAITING ON A CUTSCENE Y'KNOW!!

also we haven't fought ANY enemies this entire time!!
like
wow!

secret staircase... okay then. sure.

woahhh!!

oh! I'm just me! cool!!!?

I'm getting shouki no kami flashbacks....

oh.. that's....
well, a ticking time bomb, no?

okay....

thought so.

but

if this exists... then somebody knew there was primordial seawater....
eugh...

oh.. oh no.

so

theoretically....

one small leak and the entire fortress of meropide....

...

I daren't think about it.

oh... would that make this.. a portal of some sort? or maybe just a resevoir

oh. that's terrible...

...
ah........

...

I understand, then.

EGERIA?? soft G.... wow. okay then. I thought It was, uh, y'know, not that.

MY secret?

so

this place.. is in SOME way, a divine creation?

well the prophecy was by the previous hydro archon, right? so.. obviously credible...

oh... okay then

um
Idk who edwin is

AH. OF COURSE I KNOW EDWIN.

paimon.
why.

AISDOJAOIWJDOAIWHFAOWJI WOW OK

guys.
it's sakuhima.

a... a boat?

wait
is the 

the ark

like noah's ark

is that is

no way....

..YES WAY???

mhmm? never heard of remuria tho

oh..... kay. okay....

it's... IT'S LITERALLY AN ARK THAT'S SO COOL


well...

that was alot of info to take in

also STILL NO CUTSCENE HUH??

maybe they blew all the budget in 4.0 lol

HEY! OI!!! BE NICE TO TEA DRINKERS PAIMON!!! me frfr btw

that... hm. feels like a weird line. was it really sigewinne..?

yeah we should just tell him lol

I mean

arlecchino just wants to save fontaine...

right?

therefore, she should know!

yay!

well...
..not unless if Father can do something about it!

probably...

I mean, maybe wriothesly IS a part of the fatui OMGOMGOMG
jkjk
but it'd be a super cool twist

Don't think I trust you now, Sigewinne. that was a WEIIRDDD scene earlier

soon..?

I wonder if we'll be out of the fortress before this act ends..

btw it's past midnight

oh. oh oh. we're gonna see childe's vision through his vision now, aren't we?

hm. oh. uh. well. uhh..... PANIC

what! the heck! is happening!!!!

oh no. 

THE PRIMORDIAL UH

ADWOJDAIJWD

wait so.. we're just....

UGH WHO CARES LET'S GET OUT

[video of that one cutscene

WHAT

OMG

WRIOTHESLEY AND CLORIDNE ARE SO COOL ALSO NEUVILLETTE WHERE ARE YOU
what's he gonna do part the sea

okay. absolutely.

ah! okay. we'll do it. we'll be her phone-a-freind! okay. NOW GET DOWN TO THE FORTRESS!!

THERE THEY ARE hi furina 

YES MA'AM. uh, sir..?

um, h-h-hi... hey... umm.....

wha! she said hi to us...

ehe, sure~
(Sorry arlecchino!)

mhmm? that seems super fun! I mean, I love tea, y'know!!!

um, thank you! thank you so much!!

OMG HOLD UP
HER HAIRTIE?? HAIRCLIPS??
THAT'S SO COOL!!! LIKE, WINGSS

yes ma'am!! (AAA IDK WHAT TO DO!!!!!)

he'll be fine.. maybe.... (I don't know if she actually cares about childe... maybe she does but like deeeep down)

mhmm! he! um! took out a ton of gardemeks!!

mhmm! he's.. very strong!!!

OH! YEAH!! UM, EVIDENCE!! YEAH EVIDENCE WOOHOO

th-thanks!

I... I HAVE HIS VISION UM

um... actually, yeah..!

uh oh.
earth.. earthquake..?

[2nd cutscene]

WOW
UM
OKAY
I
good job neuvillette!

shshdw okay then

mhmm. I love you furifuri, but surely there's reason you haven't done anything?

(AAAA OH MY GOD I LOVE ARLECCHINO)

YOU DO IT ARLECCHINO
YOU TELL HER


(okay I WILL admit some of these screenshots ARE just for the sake of having screenshots)

please be playable, please be playable, PLEASE I am BEGGING you!!!

mhmm. I'm fully with arlecchino on this one. furi.. you gotta do SOMETHING

yeah.. he's sorta like her one person to rely on!

aOSIDJAOWJDOIJAW
TRAVELER GETS THE CAKE

wait... so....
you DON'T like tea!?!?
OR TEA PARTIES!??!?!
I...
I....

wait, so furina DOES like tea parties?

noo dont' go!!!!

Yes!! yes don't worry! I got your back!!



.....



SSoSOOrRY I ReCODED THAt WHOhle SCene UMm
https://youtu.be/n2SoeN0XzT0

Hearts!

ASODJOWIJDOAIWJ WELL TRUE
yeah!! yeahyeah!! impressed~

mhmm! We had a whole conversation!!

YESS!! I HOPED SO!!

OKAY AOIJDWOAIWJ THE "and also trustworthy" IS AODUHHH
dude
I WANT to trust arlecchino
I really do...

oh... well, uh, we uhhh.... IT'S COMPLICATED!

ooh! I wonder what colour

ah. right.

we're family!

MEGALOPHOBIA MOMENT

well
I have alot to say but
it's 1:21am

and I gotta be somewhere tomorrow
so
I'll see ya
ARLECCHINO SI SIADOJWDIOAWNDW

~Moon






























































































































































































































































































































































































































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