..HI! HIYA!!!
I'M SO EXCITED!!!
so, I.. for the first time EVER... SKIPPed the special program!! so I have.. NO CLUE ON WAHT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN
OTHER THAN WE'RE GOING TO THE FORTRESS OF MEROPIDE PRONBABLY??? I MEAN WE GOTTA VISIT CHILDE RIGHT????
speaking of childe
if I never saw the 4.0 trailer... IMAGINE my reaction of when childe showed up?? LIKE!!!
um... well!
here's my bingo board! it's actually the same as last time, but I removed everything that was proven or disproven, leaving only the neutral stuff, and then I added new stuff!
okay... OKAY!! I CAN WAIT NO LONGER AAAA
みゅ~じく☆スタート!
(that's a yryr reference!)
oh!
okay?
I did ONE 10pull on weapon banner cuz of that 4star sword
uh
I don't really.. WANT staff of homa...
hm. well, at least it's not a BAD weapon!
ehh
OH WOAHHH HELL YEAH
I uh
I'll never use that
well
let's start!
ooh! I mean, empty room's cool, BUT I WANNA SEE NAVIA! AND SILVER AND MELUS!!
UUUUUUHHHHHHH AHAHSD AWDOIAWFOI ARE YOU SURE HWDA OJFAWF
oh! well yeah, now that you mention it, this IS the perfect place to enjoy a good book!
is it called... tales of fontaine...
yes, that's up! hello.. auditor..? is she, like, gonna ask for tax money or something-
oh!! okay! cool, let's go!!!!
lemme guess, it's about childe..? or perhaps lyney's case!
btw the quest's title is "a tea party most thorny," but I've yet to see any tea!!!
wha! the doors just open just like that!?!? wow ok.. I miss the knocking feature tho...
reservations on what we're gonna talk about, or reservations on whether or not we're gonna talk!?!?
oh!?
she just! wants! to talk~!
ooh, smart... but also, I wanna see herrrrrrrrr...................
mhmm! she just wants to talk...
mhmm! but I feel that if you were to deny the request, they'd get even MORE suspicious...
um.... unexpected, but, WOOHOO YEAHH!!! WE GET TO SEE HER!!!!!!!
ah! yeah!! exactly what I said! She's just like me frfr
actually, yeah! exactly!!
oh.. eugh... an excellent point...
heh, y'know!! this one line is sorta her joking around, I really like furina talking to neuvillette since she sounds more real! she isn't putting up an act.. my sweet baby girl omg...
YEAH!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!
awwwh but you're... cool!!!!
uh, JUST NOW!!! haha!!!
AAA! SHE!!! NO SHE'S SO SAD!!! PLEASE YOU GOTTA COME
and
so
I've seen people compare furina and neuvillette as father and daughter (or even big brother and little sister, which I think fits them better,) and I thought it was such a nice idea but I didn't really fall under that banner, UNTIL NOW! DUDE!!! THIS SCENE AAA THE VOICE ACFTING IS SO GOOD
uh.. n-no!!! what do you mean!!!
I LOVE HERRRRRRRr
I wasn't 100% sure if I'd roll for her but
SHE's
DUDE SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FRFRFRFRFR(ench!?)
HUH? WHAT? ALREADY??
HUH AWRHAWT ASHE SHE'S HERE ALRAEDY I WH ATH W SA
TAWT
A
A
t
w
..
...
...TEA PARTY????
WHAT
OH MY GOD WHA AWOFAJWFOIAJ
WAJFOIJW AWAA
how do we ALREADY have something wrong????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
A
DAWDJA
WA
WDJAOIWDJOIAWJOIAJWOIJAWDAW
wait
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
A
DAWDJA
WA
WDJAOIWDJOIAWJOIAJWOIJAWDAW
wait
WAIT
WAIT!!!!!!!!!!1
AJWDOIAWJDOIAJWDI
AWDJOIWDOIWD
ALLL MY
ALL M HOPES WERE CORRECT
AAAA!!!
ALSO SHE HAS A PYRO DELUSION ON HER BACK THAT'S COOL
AWDJOIWDOIWD
ALLL MY
ALL M HOPES WERE CORRECT
AAAA!!!
ALSO SHE HAS A PYRO DELUSION ON HER BACK THAT'S COOL
I'm ALSO intimidated by hot pretty women...
HER VOICE??? AAAAA
AIODWJDOAIJWD I WISH MY GRAPHICS WEREN'T SO LOW RN
AIODWJDOAIJWD I WISH MY GRAPHICS WEREN'T SO LOW RN
WAIT WAWT HAW
NOT ONLY DOES SHE LIKE TEA PARTIES
SHE MADE THE FOOD TOO???
oh! that sure is alot, maybe she didn't MAKE it herself, she just provided it
but still, as the mother... no, FATHER of the house of the hearth, surely she knows how to cook lol
HER EARRING?? omg wait her COLLAR?? IT HAS LIKE, UNDER IT LIKE
aaa aogmgwaoinGOAWIJGOAIWFJwa
DAWINIC
I'M SUCH A LESBIAN ASODJIAOIWJDIOAWJ
oh! hey! look! see!! pyro!!!!
please be playable please be playable PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEE
SHE'S SO PRIM N' PROPER SADIOJAODWIJAOWIDJ, also also, she means the kids in the orphanage right? not lyney and lynette, right?
OH!! AOIDJAOWJDAOIWJS THE THE PASSIVE AGGRESSION IN HER VOICE, SORRY FURIFURI I LOVE YOU BUT YOU'RE SCREWED
SHE'S SO AAAA I LOVE MOTHERLY FIGURES!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE'S FATHER!! MY NONBINARY QUEEN
The shoes? the pants??? THE PANTS??? ALSO PANTS???? LIKE
Thank goodness neuvillette is here, otherwise furifuri would be shaking and trembling the entire time...
uh, yeah!! we were tryn'a ENJOY THE TEA PARTY, Neuvillette!! Although, we can't blame you, you DID warn us that you'd be no good at communicating...
..also why do I keep writing in furina's PoV lol
he doesn't like you tho! how ungrateful smh
oooh... so, she's saying that she and childe are besties? I mean, she's not the most reliable source of information, but I think it's sweet, her hypothetical.
that does make sense! I don't see ANY reason that we'd refuse, right?
SHE'S SO COOL
WIATWAIT
HER EYELINER?????????////////?/???
HER EYELINER?????????////////?/???
oh! yeah, see, that makes sense!!!
also it's so nice she's just.. yk.... checking up on him....
I mean, she's probably doing it in order to do something else.... but still~!
dshhshdhdsjAODIDSjaidANSOAWwhghga
furina.. stay focused.... cuz I'm not....
oh..!?
okay... well, at least we CAN'T do anything, as opposed to WON'T.
oh..? let's hear it, then.
WH!! NO WAY YOU CUT OFF FROM THAT
WAIT
IS THE PROPOSAL THAT
SHE HELPS US???
I MEAN UH
I MEAN UH
WE HELP HER???
CUZ I'M ALL FOR THAT!!!
#ARLECCHINO HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG THUS FAR!!!
CUZ I'M ALL FOR THAT!!!
#ARLECCHINO HASN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG THUS FAR!!!
HUH????
not in the same way I'M acting, right..? maybe she made a secret deal
..OR!!!
uh, idk, furina's PROTECTING her or smth????
yeah!!! true!
..hm-!
oh.. that's super odd!
oh... well that's very weird then. we know he's a snezhnayan native, so we can rule out the waters of the primordial sea...
ah, thank you. you're a stand-up guy, neuvillette.
THE DISAPPEARANCE OF CHILDE
CHILDE NO SHOUSHITSU
OH! SO I GET TO, I GET TO TALK TO HER!?!?!??
oh, true.
oh, right, it's underwater, isn't it? is the blessing only unique to us...
red flag #1
I mean, a fitting punishment! fontaine's super cool!! imagine not being able to go there!!!
uh... oh. hmm.....
I see... well, this place is awfully mysterious if I do say so myself...
that's wriothesly, right? I wonder how so they know each other
...
...
...
..WHAT!?!?!?
WHA
OKAY THEN???
if we DO see childe is he gonna be like
"OOOOHHHH, heyy~~~ comrade~~ so, decided being the good guy was too good for you? how would you like to join the fatui!"
do I wanna get arrested? sure, whatever....
erennyes.. wait, is it the staircase at the back????
also,
now how I THOUGHT we'd get that one but sure!
well, yeah. it's a prison.
..sorry, I mean "Gathering place for exiles."
holy heck that was a good read!! also, sorta unrelated, but I'd love to see clorinde again. I feel like she hasn't had enough development nor screentime yet
that...
THAT....
IS THE ONE ARLECCHINO BROUGHT!!
WOOHOO!!!
WOOHOO!!!
yeah, I wouldn't wanna have fonta after act II either...
hey! keep your mouth shut a teensy bit! otherwise someone may overhear! like CHARLOTTE
yeah! honestly, I feel like EVERYBODY was expecting us to be arrested in fontaine, and hoyo was like "well.... I mean if it's what they WANT" saiodjowijdoij
I CALLED IT
DUDE
we better not tell her ANYTHING or the WHOLE PRESS will know...
how COULD he!!!
um.. uh....
....
charlotte....
....
..now that you KNOW...
....
..WANNA COME TO PRISON WITH US!?!??!? it'll be fun! bring snacks!!
YEAH!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT PAIMON!!!!
well.. uh....
DAMNIT I KNOW HOW GOOD SHE IS AT SENSING LIES
actually... sure-!!! honestly, I'd love to!!!
ooh. okay. start a fight. gotcha. it won't take that long, actually!
woah!! I wanna be called duchess wouldn't that be cool
OR LADY
SMH
ESTABLISHEDTITLES CONTACT ME PLEASE
y'know what? sure!! you deserve it, y'know~ also you're our friend so BESTIE BENEFITS!!!
OH MY GOD WHAT
I forgot to take the screenshot but charlotte's paying for this meal
I forgot to take the screenshot but charlotte's paying for this meal
uh... charlotte, we can go halfsies...
girl.. I am so sorry...
I WILL NOT! NEVER EVER NOT EVER! I'LL NEVER FORGET!!!
DUDE I CALLED IT I LITERALLY CALLED IT PLUS I KNEW IT!!!
calling it now. there's gonna be a SPIRAL STAIR-- nah jk. I watched a moosashi video so
woah!!
smh! what about the thalassophobes!!
ooh. we gonna have a disco party???
Wriothesly...
he pronounced it as
writhe-zly
that's pretty cool! better than me say rio thez lee!
oh... um.
well uh
we uh
made a promise...
oh.. yeah... aha we're uh, WE'RE SUCH CRIMINALS!!! yep!! yYYEpP!!!
WOAH!!! WHAT???
THAT'S SO COOL
WHAT
WHAT
OMGG
WHAT????
WHAT????
so I can choose whether to finish the world quest or continue this one?
that's SO COOL WHAT???
well... ..we're off-!
well, uh!! we uh.... we're just!!! well, we gotta stick on the bright side, y'know!
lol
"why'd they make YOU make the trip down here today"
dunno!
maybe cuz we're not crimi-- I MEAN
SINCE WE'rE SUCH GOOD CRIMINALS Y'KNOW
oh! yeah, um. I forgot, but we could totally kick your butts!
dang... she really wants to just go outside lol
I mean, working in a prison.. you'd definitely feel like a prisoner, wouldn't you...
hm.
never actually thought of that lol
OOOH!!!
ASDJIAOIWDJOIAJW
WE LITERALLY
OAKY
OAKY
I SEE
LOL
LOL
AOSIDJOIWJOIFHOAIHWFDUAEFHOJWIREGEWIJ
it's like.. if we stole a treat from paimon aoidsjaoiwj
hm, but
if she really does like sweets that much
then she must've been PRETRIFIED at that tea party as to have not eaten anything..
poor girl...
THIS JUST IN: traveller uh, uh (idk I can't think rn lol)
SHE IS SO DONE-- I can't blame her tho lol
DANG the screenshot went away but this guy was liek 'save it. not like I'll remember your names." like ooohhhh buddy I'll MAKE you remember our names
is.. ISN'T THAT WHERE DA WEI WAS STANDING IN THE 4.0 SPECIAL PROGRAM?!?!??
lol this guy hates us doesn't he
deakin donuts smh
okay. I see. so the fortress of meropide has their own currency system, right? I guess that makes sense.
right.
wait, like in star rail???
ME WHEN I WALK AWAY FROM BK WITH LIKE TWO STUNNER MEALS AHAHAHA
oh! well, that's really good, actually!!
I understand what they meant by "gathering of exiles," now.
that does make sense! anywhere you're familliar with can feel like home.
I thought so!
woah.. wow!
..OMG THE MUSIC
is that a viewpoint!?!? woah!!
well it's certianly a great.. POINT of VIEW!!!!
um.. well...
sort of.....
but
SHE
NO WAY SHE'S MAD AT ME, RIGHT??
oh! hey dude
HIS VOICE??
HE SOUNDS LIKE
HE SOUNDS LIKE
HE SOUNDS LIKE
SOMEONE I KNOW
SOMEONE I KNOW
I DON'T REMEMBER WHO
anyways he seems chill
WAIT
HIS SCAR BY HIS EYE
OMG
I kept seeing people draw him with that right
I thought it was a wrinkle..
HE HAS SO MANY SCARS WHAT
anyways he seems cool
oh he's ousia
ah. yes. I love the weather. and the sky. mhmm.
wow! I like him alot!! he's so chill! and nice!!!
omg.. I saw that audio of the uh
guessing the guys' age...
with wriothesly and sigewinne.. lol
yeah he's really nice actually!
cool!! let's a go!
..WAIT WHAT
I FORGOT THEY WERE RELEASING NEW AREAS I'M SO DUMB
uh I wish they'd expand more east tho...
uh, whatever. is this why I don't have a map rn??
oh! cool!!
woah.. well, glad they changed it lol
ooh, I see! excellent job, wriothesly!
okay, wait, imma QUICKLY open that statue so I can see the map
..there we are!
WOAH!! IS THAT A SEAHORSE BOSS????
sick! we have a map now!! back to questing~
that uhh.. I've never heard that word in my life!
oh, so it's like.. the playground of meropide!?!?
huh???
what
is it like.. fighting..?
okay i"m searching it
..wait, no!!
I'll just use context clues
and I'll look it up afterwards lol
okay! so it IS like sparring
woah.. their uniform is so cool...
see this is why we say "good day, sir!" instead
dude, I've never been to prison, and I hopefully never will, but DANG THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SICK AS PRISON!!
WHAHDWBAOWDAWOIJDAOG?H??
HUFHAWF???
WHAY
WHAY
WH
WHY ARE YOU HERE?????
BRO???
I DEFENDED YOU IN COURT
sigh
is this for sneaking into the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale...
he did NOT expect to see us here...
hm
is he here.. to check on childe?
maybe he's why childe DISAPPEARed
um.. nice save...!!!!????
mm.. mhmm....
(LYNEY WHY ARE YOU HERE????)
oh! I didn't know she'd be in-game! also HYDRO!???
OUSIA????
OUSIA????
wait this is the infirmary
..so she's a healer?
hiii sigewinne or wigewind or whatever'
sigewinne! seige ween! that's cool!
what's up with her design! that's! VERY pink! wow! look at the heart! wow!!!
is she a melusine..? half melusine?
what!!!
child labour!!!!!!!
child labour!!!!!!!
I haven't seen it yet but it's probably better than the free food at school!
IT'S WAY BETTER THAN THE FOOD AT SCHOOL
yeah he has such clear skin, it's almost like he's not human! haha, haha wouldn't THAT be something??
thank you!!
PREAAACH!!!
woooah sick!!
oh, okay! sure~!
uh.. paimon? what home!!! we only have the teapot lol
ASDOJAOIDJIOJAW BUT BRO HE'S BEEN SO NICE TO US THO
YEAH. WHY. WHY IS HE HERE??
that is quite possible. that arlecchino sent him here...
GASP
a letter!?!?
ooh, okay!!!!
we're super duper budsie budsie with him now
I hope lynette's fine tho lol
"Hey. you. you're finally awake."
oh my god his name is GRAINVILLE???
village of grains
village of grains
I'm sure it means smth else in french
but
GRAINVILLE AOIDJOAWIJDWA
ooh. this prison work is neither borign nor exhilerating, perfect!!
ooh I got 400 coupons!
hiyaa!!
..why are you hiding!
oh! cool, then!!! freminet better not be here tho cuz like...
okay well i was gonna say you need someone to hold down the fort but.. I don't care! freminet needs more screentime!!
oh? maybe this was supposed to be a lynette solo mission initially..?
oh!!! well yes of course I remember him!
...
why are so many meme videos I've seen become canon I can't--
lol ok then
right. so, intentional.
right. so we're buddies again!
also I'm glad he kept to his word
hm? is it relating to the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale, by any chance..?
!?!?!?
oh.. uh oh.
uh for the sake of knowledge smh. SHARE IN MY KNOWLEDGE!!!
ooh. I see. and this place protects it..? my theory is that it's powering the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale..
yeah! anything for father!!
watch he's gonna be like "oh, childe? yeah I know what happened to him."
watch he's gonna be like "oh, childe? yeah I know what happened to him."
YEAH LOL NOBODY SEES "CHILDE" THEY SEE "HARBINGER" OR "BARGAINING CHIP"
right. so, a criminal gang.
awwe.. we're no fun...
also PAIMON'S FINGER WAG AODWIJAWOIDJOIAWJD
AWW SEEEEE?????? GUYYYSSSS!!!!!! WE GOTTAAAA
How could you disappoint lynette!! how dare! guys! guys!! reconsider!!!
nuh-uh. don't gimme those lies lyney!!!
I
I love ya lyney.. but I don't trust you completely soidjoaiwjd
all I know is that he wouldn't bring us to harm
hmm.. suspicious.
what even is that? pure ousia..?
oh. yep! there's the pneuma!
I mean, theoretically, never!
um... nope! yep! cuz I was a criminal just like you! mhmM!
oh..? good to know...
so...
childe uh...
goddamnit childe...
...GASP
okay so we went to bed
and
CHILDE'S VISION
SHOWED US A SNIPPED OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH CHILDE
aaa this is so cool
aaa this is so cool
uh we ddin't see what happened happened
but we saw his PoV!
THANK YOU CHILDe'S VISION
the vision is still "connected" to him!
lol they just let us bring whatever we want in here huh
I think so!! ahahaha yes!!!
..ooh?
they gave us an option to go to work or skip it!
I chose to go to work cuz uh... well, I feel we're a bit broke rn!
...
hah! this job is so easy
huh? paimon, this is only our second shift...
rowan?
that name sounds familliar...
or maybe I'm CRAZY??
oh! okay! cool!!
oh wow!!!
uh... his name was....
oh my god I forgot already
really??? wh wWH WHY? HOW??
oh.. wow... that's uh.....
hm.
well
I'll.. bear that in mind...
oh.. oh... wow....
..what!
uh.. who..?
wh
what do you mean
obviously not childe
cuz
why would it be a "legend" if it were that recent...
ooh!
we...
WE GET OPTIONS THIS IS SO COOL
um, I don't wanna advance too far yet, so no work! fightin' time!!
WOAH WHAT" THAT'S SO COOL
oh..? I wonder who gave the order... like, who knew we were so strong? maybe neuvillette told wriothesley
EASY
EASY PICKINGS
HELL YEAH
HELL YEAH
EEEASY!!!
oh. hm. well, no dream of childe THIS night
also I LOVE HOW INTERACTIVE THIS PRISON STUFF IS LIKE WHAT
let's see this guy's reaction...
ASKING A GUY IF I CAN WORK FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE DAYS!!! REACTION VIDEO!
woo!
I'm.. I"m sorry paimon!!! (bestie you weren't even DOING anything)
mhmm...
hey, paimon! stay vigilant! isn't something supposed to happen on the 3rd day's lunch time!??
or... A SEVERED HEAD!!! gasp!!!!