(Genshin) Sumeru Archon quest 1

 

I am *SO* hyped right now I am SO hyped oh my GOD

there are quite a few things I should probably preface this post with... BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED! SUMERU IS OUT! LET'S! DO IT!!

sumeru sumeru sumeru sumeru

mm.. duh...

also paimon GET THAT CHEST!??

AND ALSO GIVE ME DENDRO?? PLEASE??

WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE SUCROSE?? HELLO??

sucrose smh

OMG THEY LEGIT JUST WALKED OFF LIKE THAT HUH??

very nice now can I please have my DENDRO

WOOOO WOAHHh

I AM NOW DENDRO WOOOOOOOOOOoooo

SUMERU MUSIC IS SO NICE IT REMIDNS ME OF SLIME RANCHER

are you okay lumine?? this is just like when signora died...

no food or movies? I'm outta here!!

oh my god. is this a vision?

not like genshin vision y'know like a premonition

okay so assuming this is kusanali, what if by world she means the literal world and is trying to like get the leylines to forget her or smth??

COLLEI??

COLLEIEIIIII

COLLEI COLLEI OMGGGGGG COLLEIIIIIIIIIIIi

hey, you. you're finally awake.

PLSSSSS "TIE-NARI"

"I saw the end of the world (as you know it"

umm... mr, I appreciate the kindness, but I literally sleep in this here teapot-!!

a premonition duh

cuz then he'd think I'm dumb, paimon. I want him to think I'm cool, paimon.

Collei!! she'll ask where we came from and we'll relay the entire story of the game to her then she'll go "WAIT YOU KNOW AMBER!??" and then we go to mondstadt and bring amber to sumeru to help us defeat dottore or whichever harbinger's here

(kay! I took a little time to play around with dendro, back to the quest-!!)

fortune telling..?

injury-checking, gotcha-!

no duh, traveller-!!

oh no paimon let's not delve into her past right now

OMGG WAIT DO THEY LIKE SEND LETTERS TO EACH OTHER THAT'S SO CUTEE

Outrider amber reporting for duty-!!

sisters from different misters

I PREDICTED IT OMGGGG

also good job collei for learning to write

"Well maybe it was a DIFFERENT mysterious blonde traveller with a floating companion!!"

damn. how much dialogue did she have to sit through.

You're one to talk.

(look of concern)

new objective: pet

okay but was it like over his back or like a princess carry

this is very important, paimon.

OKAY BUT WHY'S COLLEI'S PAIMON IMPRESSION PRETTY GOOD???/

ugh.. this reminds me of the manga...

that was.. well, I'm saying I'm HAPPY she felt that, I'm just glad I saw that, because collei kinda felt like a completely different person compared to her manga self, this gave me! reassurance!! that her character's been preserved!

I think you're just blind paimon because I can literally see her just fine

update: collei went to sleep and tighnari explained her illness to us and now we're going to find some materials to get medicine for her or something, sorry for no screenshots I was showing the game to my dad and it'd be rude to just randomly update my blog inbetween each segment lmaoo

ooh they're really pretty

Oh no! It's the CORRUPTION from TERRARIA!!

okay so like.. we can go then...

stop. wait a minute.

it's like wither in minecraft story mode.. and the corruption from terraria.

BRO WITHER PLACES ARE SO SCARY

AND SICK

I LOVE THEM

first off I was like "oh no" then he mentioned collei and I thought "OH NOOO"

oh! so we just gotta wings-of-fire-book-15 this up!!

YES YES YEAH I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!

Is that a TOUCAN!?!?!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???

is it.. his pet..?

OH!! oh no.

basically the same person.

"Let's get to that clatter before we splatter"

Lumine then gets cancelled for crimes against comedy.

wow a korok

where ARE we????

I blame the korok.

I almost thought this was inazuma for a second lmaooo

um.. on second thought, maybe it IS inazuma..?

it looks like glitter slime a 6 year old would make with soap and glue

YASAI JUICE!! 

pippipoppipo poppippo!!

prepare to get hyperbloomed.

kay yep it's definately inazuma

I DEFINITELY WASN'T EXPECTING THAT LMAOOo

You've got alot of nerve for someone in blooming distance.

is this the.. real life...?

I WANT TO FIND HIM AND I WANT TO SLAP HIM

Nice angle, mihoyo.

I'll help: did you know the sky's fake?

LITERALLY ELDERBUG DIALOGUE PLSS

bro how many times has he rejected them lmaoo

slayyyyy tighnari

so much stuff lmao

woo pita time

are they gonna try sell me stuff...

ah, makes sense! also maybe these guys are nice!!

Thanks bestie-!!

OOOHHH WHAAAATTT IT'S LIKE AN IRONMAN MOVIE

awwe..

I hope it's cyno!

not cyno, but this guy seems cool!

WAIT I JUST REALIZED

THIS WAS PROBABLY SUPER OBVIOUS AND YOu'RE WONDERING HOW I DIDN'T REALIZE EARLEIR BUT

THE AKASHA IS THE INTERNET!!

LISA?? PLEASE SAY LISA I WILL CRY TEARS OF JOY

NNOOO IT'S JUST KATHERYNE

I mean, I like katheryne

BUT SHE'S NOT LISAAAAA

bad angle; but katheryne has an akasha terminal too!!

al haitham?

THAT FAST??

sorta like pierro, not exactly, but, y'know.

idk I literally was not paying attention, did she have grey hair??

also just gonna say now that she looks like she's be in nilou's.. clan..?

I LIKE HER SHE IS HOT omgggg

shock.

we're your new besties, starting today.

also, she looks like she'd be fun to cosplay

RUUUDEEE

I really like her!!

let's ignore the family issues for an itty bit to say WOAHH LOOK AT DEHYA'S HAIR

also the "someone else" has gotta be kusanali

OMGGGG THIS ART IS SO PRETTY 

WHAAA ACTUALLY SOOO PRETTY

SOOO CUTEA AAAAaaa

OMGG NILOU

and wait

are her and nilou

g

gg

g-gg-gg-

gaga

gg

gaay

y

ga

GAYY!????

LET'S GO LESBIANSSSS (this is a joke)

LIKE!! PRINCESS CARRY??

Sonic adventure: lost world

OMGGG WHAA SHE'S SO PRETTY

WE'RE YOUR NEW BESTIES HI NILOUUUUUUUuu

okay, this is work, they're just friends. I won't ship them! they're obviously not GIRLFRIENDS! I.. uh...

AAODSJOASIDJOASIDJ I WANNA SHIP THEM SO BAD THEY'RE BEING TOO CUTE

would be nice if the "music-playing god" was venti!

I like nilou...

Yep! Nice to meet'cha-!

I love this dog's name

"NILOU YOUR OUTFIT IS AMAZING" PLSSS STOP BEING CUTE

PLSSS STOPPP

OMG WHAAAA?? KATHEYNE!!

Katheyne's so cuteee

NOOO SHE SOUNDS SO SAD

DOTTORE AND SANDRONE PLEASE DON'T LET ANYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO KATHY

hoping it's cyno but it's probably al haitham

OH! WAITWAIT I REMEMBER THE TRAILER, DIVINE KNOWLEDGE CAPSULE, YEAH??

imagine if we saw beidou there woahhh

aaand that ends it! I'm gonna go do the collei quest now! probably won't make a post about it. there's still much more to say but.. I'm tired!! so with that, I end this post!

~Moon