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Thursday, August 25, 2022

(Genshin) Sumeru archon quest, pt 2!!

 

I literally just made a post a few hours ago, so this one probably doesn't need any foreword, let's just hot straight into it-!!

but... Identity theft is bad!!

Merchants... are we gonna see dori soon?

PREACH!! If everything's on the internet then I'm fine!!

hmm... I can afford that...

F A T U I .

let's not lie!!

only took 50k mora!!

Nice save, paimon!!

WAIT

NOW WE KNOW WHY ZHONGLI REFFERED TO THE DENDRO ARCHON AS A GUY
DID HE JUST MEAN GOD OF WISDOM??

I mean sure, apart from having some weird followers, he doesn't sound all that bad of a guy

Hi alhaitham.. did you mean woman..?

You seem cool but I'm still not sure if you misgendered lumine or what

oh okay good. also, totally expected.

oi there's nothing wrong with being a lunatic; also square up.

Can I come? I want some eremite drops!! and bloodshed!

give it or I will take it

wait did they give it or not I'm confused

damn.. I really wanted to beat them up...

but yeah this dude seems cool

IT'S OKAY DUDE I HAVE AN IRON STING AND A F(am I allowed to swear on here?) TON OF EM

inb4 he sees right through our lie

okayyy.. so he knows we're lying...

RACISM. I mean, VISIONISM. also, square up dude, I will literally kick your ass right here and now.

okay.. so is THIS gonna be dory??

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. hehe......

ah okay yeah that makes sense just uh show us the thing mhmm it's totally a replica I mean uh it's not like you'd have the exact thing that we're looking for in your hands at the very moment also where do you KEEP that??

Illegal privately? Let's do it publically-!!

knew it~ also I swear he didn't have abs in the previous frames

Yes!! We have it!!

LOOK AT ALL THAT NOCTILUCOUS JADE OH MY LORD

ah, okay, so glowy ones.

WAITWAITWAIT, isn't cyno a matra??

I hope the warehouse is huuugeeee, everybody gets a bargain.

finally someone calls it fascinating instead of "weird" or "strange"

sad

WAIT WHA

okay I'm supposed to look at the paper alhaitham gave me to understand slang but AAAAA I CAN'T LOOK AT IT

oh HERE WE GO

damn I got it wrong again

I think we want alot..?

damn! the police!

I actually thought I got caught lmaoo

Dori!! btw if I accidentally write Dory instead of Dori then I'm sorry I have a friend called Dory

um.. well... ever been to mondstadt? liyue? inazuma?

is.. is ella musk one of these?

ooh, I bet zhongli would like this, of course, assuming he doesn't already know

honestly can't tell which

This screenshot.

I mean, yeah that seems pretty good

stop talking about alhaitham infront of dory

but.. I can already swordfight...

We wanna see kusanali!!

okay wait imagine if diluc, ningguang, and childe teamed up! so much mora!!

oh. maybe paimon wants it?

yeah lmaoo I was ALREADY good at swordfighting

hmm... I think I have.. 5 bucks

LMAO WAIT IS IT PRONOUNCED MISERY??

Oi!! I wanna beat them up! Pleeaseee alhaitham!!

woah.
waIT wah
wahhwwaAh
WOAH
he PUNCHED that dude
that was like PHYSICAL VIOLENCE no swords or anything I was NOT ready for that
oh my GOD 
well at least alhaitham took his akasha terminal

I know...

YESSS!! I WANNA SEE NILOU AND HER GIRLFRIEND WHO'S NAME I CAN'T SPELL AGAIN!!

oh! is this the end of the story for the patch then?

nope!! there's still more, I'll make one more post for that!!

~Moon




















































































































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