Hey!! Welcome to yet another installment of "Moon was messing around in genshin and accidentally started a quest and then had to make a blogpost about it!!"
And hey, would you look at that! This is my 39th post! y'know what that means? that's right! my miku'th post!
and what a coincidence, It's the post where I've gotten miku in genshin!
genshin 3.3 is amazing. there is literally so much to do. I have a scara to build, an archon quest to do, story quests, the tcg, and of course the events coming up!
luckily, my school year finished! so I'll have time to do all of those!
so, let's just start the quest, shall we?
(idk which quest this is it just started)
LOCAL SCHOLAR DESTROYED BY FACTS N' LOGIC
OH MY GOD THIS GUY IS BRITISH OH MY GODDD OMGGG I LOVE HIM WOAHHh also this is the scara archon quest, I can tell now.
BROOO THIS GUY'S ME!! I don't like doing (school)work unless if I'm interested-!!
I KNOW WHO IT IS. IN FACT, HE'S IN MY PARTY!!
Looking for me~?
OI!! LUMINE!! THAT WAS MY LINE!!
hmm... so british accents come from inazuma...
SAME, DUDE.
Sure!! Here's a 5pc Husk of Opulent Dreams set, happy reading-!!
Scara in my party: Uggh... I'LL KILL HIM."
wait so instead of having a native language every country just has a native slang...
watch this be sarcasm
it wasn't sarcasm!
Also, yep! my timeline checks out!
isn't that the guy scara was looking for in kazuha's story quest?
Lumine.
Please say YES.
ah, yep-!! it WAS who I was thinking of!
wow he seems to be enjoying explaining, I sure do hope paimon doesn't tell him to get to the point or whatever
okay it wasn't paimon
also who's pete
st. peter from viva la vida???
fandangoman
Scara, Still in my party: "Living my best life."
yeah!! as long as you guys PROMISE not to tell!
sadly, I guess...
oh. true.
??? HELLO???????????????? SCARA???????
oh he's barely on screen but SCARA JUST WALKED BY
Yay!! Nahida finally let him out to play!!
YESSS HIS NAME'S SCARAMOUCHE IN THE TEXTBOX
MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA MAMMA MIA LET HIM GO!
(well, more accurately: Nahida)
did paimon just literally tell someone she'd murder them
noooooo, nahida, can't you just tell me about the stars NOW??
yeah paimon, didn't you watch his demo?
make that FOUR betrayals!
WHAAAA LUMINE LITERALLY HAS NO CHILL
EXCUSE ME, PAIMON. UNRECONCILED STARS EXISTS. I mean, I never did it...
BUT STILL!
A girlfriend-??
A girlfriend, got it.
Babysitting!! Ballasitting..?
it looks like an actual irminsul tree!!
LUMINE! STOP STEALING MY JOKES!!
OMGGG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE SMILE
HE DOESN'T WANNA DIE
HE SOMETIMES WISHES HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL
about..?
genshin theorist moment! woo!!
I KNEW HE COULD HEAR US, OR AT LEAST KNEW WE WERE CHATTING
LITERALLY ME WHEN MY PARENTS START TALKING IN NOT-ENGLISH ABOUT ME
Yes.
NOT ME FORGETTING HE'S LITERALLY A FORMER HARBINGER
"Right now?" Right here. Emerge.
weird...
..people you know-!!
HE'S AN ADULT?? HE LOOKED LIKE A CHILD IN SCARA'S FLASHBACK
wait. nevermind. I forgot people grow up.
Eyy!! I saw recognise this person from the special program, I remember thinking: "Why's there a fontaine dude??"
OOH, OOHHH!!! I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!! I KNOW WHERE THAT COMES FROM! I KNOW WHAT IT STANDS FOR!!!
UHH?? HELLO???? THIS IS NEW INFORMATION WTF
well, to me.
I've NEVER heard of nagamasa being related to torachiyo!!
HOLY HELL WTF IS WRONG WITH ESCHER
THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK???
EXCUSE ME???
WHAT?
HOW???
WHY????
Dottore I now have another reason to dismember you.
DOTTORE'S RACIST ASWELL?????????????
FUCKING
BITCH.
FUCKING DOTTORE FRIKKING IDIOT
oh wow I swore oh no!! that goes in the jar ig
GODDAMNIT.
Scara, come on, we've got a doctor to kill.
EVERYTIME I THINK DOTTORE CAN'T GET WORSE.
EVERY TIME
EVERY TIME
THEN HE GOES AND PULLS SHIT LIKE THIS
WHAT THE HELL MAN
I'm guessing the next one is gonna be about a the kid?
actually.. yes!
This is.. superbly valid reasoning
go scara
..even if it could change all of history...
even if bad things happened, the memories made are invaluable.
or at least.. that's what Yuru Yuri taught me.
OMG. what if we get "The wanderer who leaped through time" and it's just yryr s2e11 and then once scara accepts the present he gets his vision!!
that would be so cool.. unfortunately, he doesn't have many happy memories, so, uhh...
WHAT.
DAMNIT.
OKAY TIME FOR A BIT OF NAHIDA'S QUEST THEN
Ah. This.
can't you do that irl? inb4 his wife is dead or smth or they have a horrible relationship idk
KSHKKKWDWDHWJDWK
let me guess, nahida?
NO WAY ELECTRO FATUI VANGUARD?????
NAHIDA TRIAL??
NAHIDA TRIALLLL
I'm not ready! quick, retreat!
BROOO YOU GET SO LITTLE ENEMIES
OH.
HE'S NOT DREAMING, HE'S HALLUCINATING??
Is it a mix of hallucinating and sleepwalking??
okay!! Ilman's story is super interesting, however, let's get back to our scheduled program!
and it'd affect those people's friends and family
which would affect THEIR friends and family
so on and so fourth.
butterfly effect is one hell of a thing.
Teriyaki chicken karaage-!!
Sticky Honey Roast WHERE??
..what if paimon's pranking us...
Emergency.. FOOD. let's talk to raiden or someone.
wooo it's furuta(ni himawari)
OH
OHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHOOO~
I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS TO BIT ME IN THE BACK SO SOON!!
well, uh, actually, it's been like over a year since inazuma came out but WHATEVER
I'm finally finishing the quest!
lmaoo scaramouche really WAS the perfect character to use for this, wasn't it?
Just ignore this skirmisher.
yep. just ignore him.
yeah my team's just fine thanks for asking
ooh so that's where the name comes from...
also, it feels so weird to finish this quest after an entire YEAR.
wait why is this so hard
litereally so hard I have to ask for help
woo!! help is on the way!
done! now I can finish tatara!
uhh I pressed the screenshot button too late...
anyways, he said "Sorry for my previous attitude towards you" like dude it's been like a year and a half I think i can let it go
MIKOSHI??
Woo!
Dance of destruction? more like desti--
WILL THE WHOLEEE WORLDDD KNOWWW YOURRR NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHEN WE DANCEEE WITHHH DESSSSSTIIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I'VE BEEN THERe
AND I'VE SEEN IT
I'M NEVER GONNA STOP BELIEVING
YOU'LL FIND YOUUU FLAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE
OMG. XAVIER!! YOU'RE FINALLY VOICED!!
EXCUSE ME?
WHAT?
EXCUSE ME??
DID PAIMON JUST SAY "ZAH-VEE-EI"
DID PAIMON JUST SAY "ZAH-VEE-EI"
WHAT.
I WAS PRONOUNCING HIS NAME LIKE ZAVIOUR THE WHOLE TIME
AND I'VE KNOWN AT LEAST TWO PEOPLE NAMED XAVIER PRONOUNCED LIKE ZAVIOUR
WTF
D O T T O R E .
Omori moment.
hopefully nahida will know what to do...
"I SOMETIMES WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLLLLLL"
HE F EFOIEF AOFWIF F WJFIJWF AWFO IAJWOFIJAWF AOWFIJOAIWFJOAWIJFIOUASFHLUIWSRHGFKLIQWUE HFIKLWUEFHCOLIKUWHFKUIWRHGIF
EXCUSE ME
DID HE JUST REINCARNATE HIMSELF AS A FAST FOOD WORKER???
hi it's been a while in the quest omg pierro voicelines hahaha sorry I'm too invested in the story to type
aWDJOWIDJW HI SIGNORA
omg ominous fandango is playing
heh. y'see it's funny cuz this is the last thing he says to her before she DIES.
"ye--
*vision pops out of nowhere*
--s."
HOLY SHIT
THAT WAS SICK
THE WAY HE JUST SAID "Die." WAS AMAZING
OWADKWDWOFJOWIAFJOWIJFOIAW
well yeah, it's a fatui title, after all...
ISS THISS JUST FANTASYYY
how about.. scraaaaaaaaaa
OH MY GOD
WE ACTUALLY GET TO NAME HIM
okay. I'm naming him Ami.
Let me explain.
Originally I was going to name him Scara cuz it made sense
but, that seems a bit disrespectful. he wants to get rid of his fatui names.
Then i was gonna name him freddie mercury
that's.. uh... too memey
I want his name to feel organic!
freddie feels weird. mercury by itself? maybe!!
but then I realized... sailor mercury!
Mizuno Ami!
Ami!
"but doesn't ami stand for like second beauty or something??"
yes it does!
I know, sounds weird, especially cuz it's a girl's name, but i think it fits enough
he's the second incarnation of scaramocuhe. and he is quite beautiful.
And for a last name? Well...
I think he'd like that name.
so from here on out, he'll be called Katsuragi Ami, by me, at least.
WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT LEGIT JUMPSCARED ME OH MY LORD
WHO'S VOICE IS THIS??
and.. that's the end...
this has been a long post.
partly because of all the extra quests, but still.
I started writing this at 5:57pm
now it's 10:59.
I loved this story.
now, ami and I are gonna go.. mess around.
I love that name! what would you name scara? tell me!! ..somehow!!
as for now? I'll see you next time.
~Moon
~Katsuragi Ami
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