Jeht my Relatable queen + FUCK liloupar (Dirge of the Bilqis)

 

I was just donig the birge of dilquis or whatever it's called and LOOK!

chance of jeht being gay: like 5% but I DON'T SEE ANY OPPOSING EVIDENCE

GAY UNTIL PROVEN OTHERWISE!!!

Why's Lumine's reaction "oh..." and Paimon's reaction's "Uh..."

like ?

???? LIKE???????/

HUH WHAT JINN HUH

GOD OF FLOWERS??

UMMM

Well

uhhh

hi..?

I was not expecting to make a post today.

then I thought "omg Jeht gay!?!!?"

uh...

okay if I see any more jeht day evidence or god of flowers stuff I'll type something but uhhhh for now that's all

i literally thought all the jinn were dead so this is a BIG surprise for me

HUH WHAT WHAT THE DESERTFOLK HAVE DELUSIONS???

also they said they get their elemental powers from "ancient spirits" THAT'S SO COOL

EXCUSE ME

YOU'RE SUS, MR.! GET AWAY FROM JEHT!!!!

AAAAAAA THERE'S TOO MANY WORDS

... what's this talking about lol

UHHH I FOUND AN EXIT BUT IT WAS THE WRONG EXIT SO NOW I'M OVER HERE OOPS LOL

WHAT SO PRETTY

oh god, what a choice...

PRETTY

SIMON???????

I DON'T HAVE ELECTRO WITH ME AAAAAAAA

Huh. I didn't need electro, is this one special? or was I misinformed?

WAIT

THIS IS THE PET EVERYONE HAS

OOOOHHHHHH

NOOOO THE PRETTINESS

IT TALKS!????????!??!?!?!!!!!!

NOOOO BENBEN POWERCREEP

wow... they're cool! but uh where's jeht

There she is!

Why would it displease me

I like her already!!!!!

she knows the rules... and so do I!

but YEAH, they like jeht, I LIKE JEHT!! We should be friends!

oh so we DO smell like the stars..

and flying pet lol

HUH WHAT WHAT YES BUT WHAT WHAT HUH HUH HU HWHAT

Hello, Liloupar!!

hmm...

I thought I liked liloupar 10 seconds ago... but is she racist?

she thought jeht was a lacky!! HOW DARE SHE!!!

"I had a master and now I've found their shadow" was the master aether and is the shadow me

also what is it jeht?

mhmm..~?

STOP IT

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. I mean, thanks for scent but JEHT'S NOT A SERVANT

why does it feel like liloupar's trying to seduce me, also what's an auricle

..oh ok

LILOUPAR'S SO MEAN

"IT IS EXPECTED OF A GIRL WHO IS YET TO BE A MOTHER" 
EXCUSE ME????
ALSO PLEASE BE NICE TO JEHT SHE'S A NICE PERSON WHY ARE YOU RACIST

BE NICE TO JEHT. ANYBODY WOULD REACT LIKE THAT IF YOU CALLED THEM A SERVANT

SHUT UP LILOUPAR SHUT UP

I WANT TO SMASH LILOUPAR ON THE GROUND; assuming they're made of regular old glass idk

I DON'T WANNA FIGHT THESE GUYS

YOU CAN'T DESTROY LILOUPAR????

WHAT THE FUCK PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP

NO YOU WEREN'T JEHT YOU WERE IN THE RIGHT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I UNDERSTAND YOU JEHT!!! Also...

In genshin, your words never mean anything

but here..? every time it's either agree or disagree with liloupar

so... CAN I GET TEH GOOD ENDING PLEASE???

Yes! I can play Last card, Old maid, and Genius invokation tcg!

HELL YEAH

Moon's deck vs Wall of text

HE IS PART OF THE FATUI

TRAITOR

SMH??? HE TALKED ABOUT DELUSIONS AND NOW THIS IS HIS DECK

WOW.

? huh?

ugh this must all suck for jeht tho, everyone having fun, and she's not just being exluded, but discriminated! because of the BITCH liloupar

CAN SHE AT LEAST *TRY* TO BE SUBTLE???

YAYY JEHT'S GETTING A BIT HAPPIER!!!

wahoo!!

oh! that's the end of this part

I should probably sleep now... BUT! lemme see what jeht says

cool, that can wait 'til next time

What did I learn?

-Liloupar is a racist piece of shit who I want out of my life, and out of my inventory

-I still love love love looooveeee jeht

-Aqriq is a fatui

...

wait was that really his name

WAIT LET ME GO TO THE NEXT DIALOGUE JUST TO CHECK

Fatui!!!

AZARIQ!! THAT WAS HIS NAME!!!

UM EXCUSE ME

JEHT'S TRYING TO CALL LILOUPAR OUT ON HER BS BUT- AAAGHH

LILOUPAR I HATE YOU

well... I guess my hating can wait 'til tomorrow....

even thought this is all I'l'l think about at school....

wait i can still talk to babel

(this is about azariq) well... sorry.....

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS BUT I'M 90% SURE HE'S WITH THE FATUI

???

ah. so the mariarch, or however you spell it, is a woman's position?

...

(about jeht) I KNOW. WHICH IS WHY IT SUCKS THAT LILOUPAR.. EXISTS!!!

I KNOW I KNOW I'M TRYING I AM TRYING VERY MS, BUT IT'S ALL LILOUPAR'S FAULT AND PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT I, THE PERSON BEHIND THE SCREEN, CAN'T SIMPLE TELL HER TO "SHUT THE FUCK UP APOLOGISE TO JEHT"!!!!!!

welll.. that's all!!! I h ope you enjoyed, I kind of did? it's kind of like PHYSICALLY making me sick what liloupar is doing, like, it makes me want to throw up

but anyways, that's all so... cya!!

~Moon

(PS: this post was SO impromtu lol I was like "OMG GAY JEHT" and yeah lol)