A Parade of Providence Act I (+ some nilou)

 

I CAN FINALLY MAKE ANOTHER BLOGPOST WAHOO

I AM SO EXCITED TODAY

I AM EXCITED FOR KAVEH I'M EXCITED FOR FARUZAN I'M EXCITED FOR LAYLA I'M EXCITED FOR-- SCARA????????????

IDK

LET'S JUST UH LET'S JSUT START!! also this is my first post on the new computer! wahoo!!

Oh no.

Ooh!! We're gonna see Nilou?? OH BTW Kaveh's demo came out today and if you follow me on tumblr, or message me in discord, or know me irl-- you'd know I LOVE LOVE LOVE KAVEH

HE IS TH EBEST
HE'S LIEK MY KIN MY 2ND KIN AFTER FISCHL

AND ALSO WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTDAY LIKE I WAS I WAS LIKE ???? KAVEH'S BIRTHDAY AND MY BIRTHDAY ARE THE SAME DAY!! WOO!!!

anyways let's do some of nilou's until I can do parade of providence!

Wahoo!!

I wanna scream, and shout, and lay it all out, and scream, and shout, and lay it out...

The theatre is a home to many. I will not let anybody do anything to it.

I would tell you but that'd be like a whole essay and I wanna do the parade of providence.. go, nilou!

Makes sense! he seems to know his stuff! Although I think there's far more to it

Woo!!

DUDE are these guys like, magical boys? power rangers?? what's with the matching outfits???

Woo!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED THE BEST LINE EVER

THIS

THE GUY

HE SAID

"They need to touch more GRASS, not BOOKS!"

Oh no!! What's happened???

WHA???????

God.

REAL. ACTUALLY REAL. IT IS SO MASSIVE.

Oh cool we can set that aside for another time it's time for THE PARADE OF PROVIDENCE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KAVEH TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FARUFARU TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

AMI TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

LET'S START!!!

on the way there... omg kaveh's house

AAND OF COURSE FOR RIDDLES fOR WONDERS IS PLAYING

Why yes, those are in fact our legal names.

Yes please!

Okay, so the wisdom gala is where each darshan hosts a fun activity event, and the inter-darshan competition is when the darshans have a battle for something??

Got the first part right!

WOAH!! it's like the olympics!

Mhmm! ..wait I just realized!

if genshin goes on for another four years... as it probably will (well I only know 7 years are planned but we're 4 in but anyways--) WILL WE GET THIS EVENT AGAIN????

Because it's the first once since the freeing of lesser lord kusanali and the removal of the akasha?

oh, woah! that's amazing!!

Sick!! I'm guessing dehya and sitaria? not candace.. well, the chances of her coming are very low

Yeah!! We're not from any darshan! unless if this is like being archon's emmissary

Woah!! well, we'll be lifting a weight of alhaitham's shoulders and seeing an epic competition, sounds like a win-win!!

TWO other commentators?? I know one's alhaitham, who's the other?? omg imagine lisa lol.. but maybe it's dehya??

HECK YEAH!!!

BTW I must mention two things

1. why's it called comings ang goigns?

2. the icon for the quests seems to be the tiara thing scara was holding in the trailer!

sick!!

Need not elaborate.. just like how the birthday key is a known tradition! this crown seems like it's be pretty on faruzan, or even kaveh!!

scara already has a hat...

WHY IS THE WORLD GLITCHING??? no way.. something to do with irminsul?? WHO'S SACHIN WHAT DO THEY LIKE WHO WHAT WHEN WHAT???

???

Hi sachin????

DUDE THINGS JUST WRNT FROM 0 TO 100 REAL FRIKKIN QUICK

??????

OH???

AFWIJAWFIOJAWOIJDW I couldn't record the whole thing cuz sticky keys activated but OMGOGMOGMOGMGO WHAT WAS THAT WAS SO COOL LIKE OMG FARUZAN WAS SO COOL AND AND LAYLA DID LIKE NOTHING BUT CYNO AND TIGHNARI WERE COOL AND KAVEH WAS KAVEHING UP THE PLACE IDK HE WAS UH IDK AND UHHHHHH HAT GUY??? AMI IS HAT GUY??????? HOW WHY??? IDK BUT THTA'S SO COOL HI HAT GUY OMG HI H AT omgg boushi yatsu

wow...

OMGG ARE FARUZAN AND SCARA GONNA INTERACT??? I REALLY WANNA SEE MY TEAM'S DYNAMIC

WOAHH RELEASING BUTTERFLIES THAT'S LIKE REVERSE CONFETTI

OMGGGG THESE THREE ARE INTERACTING ASDJOWDIJAOIWJDAW

don't mind me taking a few photos...

HIIIIII!!! HI FARUFARU!! HI KAVEH!! HI LAYLA!!! I LOVE ALL OF THEM I'M SO HAPPY THEY'RE INTERACTING AAASDOJADIWJIOAWJDW

Ehe, sure~!!

Yeah! ASDIOJAWDOIJAOWIDJDWOI SHE WINKED AGAIN SHE'S SO AASODJAWIJD SHE'S SO COOL

..hi layla!! also I just realized how COLD or HOT faruzan's outfit could be depending on the weather like her bare back's covered in what seems to be metal, yyouch!!

THEY?? THEY DON'T?? THEY-- oh!! cuz faruzan's only seen night layla.. laila

She's so smug

And SHE'S so eager!! energetic!! woowo!!!!

wait I just realized this is the 4star gang-- also what does poaching mean in THIS context??? I've only ever heard it for killing animals illegally

Probably this one

Oh, true!! wait, i wonder who wants which prize

Kaveh definitely wants the monetary prize, and maybe the crown

Faruzan wants.. well she just told us

Cyno's definitely here for the tcg card

Tighnari idk Tighnari probably just doesn't want anyone else to represent his.. DARSHAN!! WAIT!! I JUST REMEMBERED! TIGHNARI!! I'LL BE ABLE TO HEAR ZACHARY GORDON WOO!!!

Scara... idk I think nahida forced him to go

and layla..? idk... 

ah. cuz of night layla, I'd assume.

M O N E Y ?

YOu mean pay off debts. yeah. I know.

SHUT IT!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOO Faruzan's so disappointed

Wait.

Is that the--

NO I'll wait 'til he's out!

Aww!! hey, my prediction was right

AHAHHehF OH NOOOO

Suspicious... she's catching on...

OH NO WE JUST DITCHED THEM

UH, WELL, actually.. we're meeting for the FIRST TIME!! hi zachary gordon!

Puns! What's a pun about biryani??

ASDJAOSDIJOWIDJOIWJWIHWWHWHW

That's what I was Thinking!

Hm-!!

Sick!! 

Over HALF? OVER HALF??? THAT IS AN OVERWHELMING AMOUNT OF PEOPLE! I mean, in the ENTIRE DARSHAN people only voting for ONE PERSON like WOW

Advertising!

..knew it!

I LOVE the definitivity in this line

Ami.

ASDJOAIDJWAOI ME TOO PAIMON ME TOO ALSO I LOVEEE THIS READ

AMI??? uh, I, I MEAN! hi.. hatguy...

hah okay then

Ahhh I see. Love him. he sees misinformation and BOOM! debunks it! I love how he's becoming a scholar by being.. not petty but yk

LMAOOOO

man I hate inazuma -> [everyone is impressed]

NAHDIA!! I HAVE HIM SUCH A NICE NAME BUT NOW WE'RE JUST CALLING HIM HAT GUY?? I mean, it's FUNNY but... NAHIDA!!

I mean of course Ami has the freedom to use whichever name they please... but NAHDIAAAA

well he's obviously plotting SOMETHING, but I trust him.

Hello!! Wiqas is a cool name

Okay!!

Sick!!

Nilou!! it also zoomed in on alhaitham but I expeced him, did not expect nilou! that's cool!!

Yep-!!

DEHYAAAAAAAAAA DEHYADEHYADEHYADEHYAAa- and, candace????

well idk depends on the job! I mean, her JOB is defending her HOME sooo

Woahh!!

Hi Alhaitham!!!! Hi Nilou!!

!!! WHAA!!! THE BUTTERFLY CONFETTI WAS ESSENCIAL TO THE PLOT!!!

LMAOO-- "If I need to explain more, please ask anybody who isn't me."

wha okay so

Layla: "It'll take so long to find the butterflies, sumeru is so big...."

Tighari: *acutally using butterfly knowledge*

Cyno: I'M GOING TO SEARCH ALL OF SUMERU BRB

YEAH LOL

OOH!!! KAVEH AND FARUZAN TEAM-UP!! YAYY!!!!!!!!

Makes sense. He's looking to see everybody's plans. He'll probably think of which is the best, and follow said person.. tighnari...

Faruzan is INTENTIONALLY being vague btw, she would've definitely been more specific

?? OKAY??? SECRET PLAN COOL WOW OKAY

Yyep!! it's okay though, kaveh...

Collei!?!? Hi!! Are participants allowed to ask for outside help??

I wonder what Nilou and Alhaitham are chatting about! Nilou hasn't gotten a line in since we started btw

*pat pat* it's okay, layla...

C'mon Scara! have some pity on poor little layla! give her a little help!! I'd love to see these two being friends

YOU ARE THE BEST!

WHA?? AMI AND LAYLA HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT??

Okay!!!

Boom! Team made entirely of people in this event! I would use cyno instead of dehya, but I still want this team to actually FUNCTION incase I get into trouble!

WOAH!!!! THAT'S SO COOL OMGG

I'm gonna go see Tighnari first, heh~

..He was with Collei! Now onto Ami...

Wha?!? Dehya and candace are here too!! that must mean nilou and alhaitham are somewhere...

Wh!?? what're they doing??

A.. Decoy? Released by FaruFaru and Kaveh?

Oh gosh! Is he an asthmatic?? me too but like BE CAREFUL KAVEH

Kaveh.. that's the point of the bait...

Yes!! but it better not trick YOU two

That's so cool!

..no, but that sounds super cool!

Whoa!!

That's so smart!! I expected nothing less of madame faruzan!

oh btw layla mentioned mona earlier I didn't say anything cuz I already knew she was a fan anywys-

Woo!! Group effort!!

he made insense lol

LMAOOOO HE'S USING THE ATTENTION TO ADVERTISE HIS LECTURE THAT'S SO LIKE HIM-- also aranara music is playing

ehe, she's interested too...

SHE TALKS LIKE ME SHE USES WORDS SUCH AS "SHAN'T" AND "NEEDN'T" AND STUFF SEE  IT'S NORMAL!!

oh we movin'

Tighnari: His insense is fading

Cyno: butterflies are taking longer than he thought

Kaveh:

Who? Mehrak? or more mech butterflies?

Faruzan: "Let's wait here.. whew!! seems my age is catching up with me.." which like AGA i kinda forgot that faruzan isn't immortal lol

Ami: Drinking coffee at puspa cafe and saying he's waiting 'til things get serious

couldn't find candace and dehya

Layla:

Your wonderful Haravatat senior and the ksharewar guy

A real one?? Maybe swiftflies are attracted to.. inactivity???

Awwe...

Hey guys!!

OMG IT'S ON HER HEAD

"Um.. m-miss... y-your head..."

Woah!! That's so cool! LOOK AT DEHYA'S HAIRCLIP!!

They know each other?? I heard that they had voicelines about eachother but I've only heard layla's side of the story, she doesn't seem that talkative about it! my candace isn't high enough fl for it..

Ah! the reason the first and second one were so close together was cuz it was faru and kaveh!!

..AAA MY GAME FROZE

lemme... close nad open it...

Aah, tighnari was first, then faru/kaveh, now layla

Seems fair!

..Have you seen any rule that DOESN'T permit that?

Woo!! Madame faruzan's so nice

I don't even know what lots are

Ah, I see!!

Kaveh.. bestie.. you okay...

Also LAMENT

WOWWWW ALHAITHAM SAYS FARUZAN AND NOT MADAM FARUZAN

Wh, really?? That's.. Interesting! where's that a thing?

..apparently that's a real thing!

ah, the NPC that lets us play the festivities

DORI!!! I was gonna be like "every sumeru character's appeared except for dori..." but now BOOM dori!!

(well not nahida but she was mentioned so)

Hello!!!! I never realized her eyes are like that

WOO!!!

Woah!!

WOAH!!!!

Ooh? There's an  unvoiced part of this quest. well, it's not the main quest, but still

...

completed it. didn't learn much, other than the daidem of knowledge being related to the aranara in some capacity

gonna do the rtawahist activity!

but first, THIS EVENT MAY BE MY FAVOURITE???? LIKE? ACTUALLY???

IT JUST STARTED BUT AAAAAAAA

uh, anyways.. rtawahist...

OMG I LOVE the NOISE!!!

..done.

that was quick.

uhh let's do amurta next

BOOM perfect score

now spantamad (cuz it was right next to amurta)

OMG it's the same layout as labyrinth warriors.. sigh.. I miss that...

okay.. I'll log off now...

..I'm really really superduper enjoying this event...

Cya!!

~Moon