HOLY SHIT
WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS FOR APRIL FOOLS!
If you don't know... sonic the hedgehog is dead!
he's fucking dead!
SEE???
AND OMG THAT ESPIO SCENE
AND OMG THAT ESPIO SCENE
ADN IT'S FREE
I AM SO READY
LET'S...
download it
wait whaaaat lol
Also, I must mention! I'm SO HAPPY I get to put something sonic on my blog!
Well, Let's boot up the game! I wonder what the musci will be liek
OMGGG LOOK AT ROUGE AND ESPIO- BLAZE!!!
There's actual gameplay!?!?
Woah! Is that us?
omg generations style!
They made an enby sonic Character!!!
So pretty! Look at that vase!!!
OUCH!!! Blaze? Espio??
oh. hi conductor? is that the guy from team sonic racing...
Wait, or is it big!??!
ASDAWJDAOWDJAWDWDWWDWWW uhhhhhhhHHHhhh I'm gonna play it safe for NOW
Woah!!
Woah! Is this the train from Mirage Saloon??
What's up guys moon here back with another food rating video
today we're reviewing the mirage express' food.
despite not knowing what "chicken cordon bleu" is, the rest is really good. 10/10. please like, comment, and subscribe.
(Although this feels really small and simple..??)
OH.
Oh, god! no! please! I didn't study!!
WAIT I JUST REALIZED
CHICKEN CORDON BLEU
OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT
I LOVED THAT AS A KID
WAIT I JUST REALIZED 32 YEARS CUZ SONIC IS (almost?) 32 YEARS OLD!!
ooh I see I c Icy
Sonic T. Hedge''s funeral?
Ah-! I see!!
YES SIR!!
ENTRANCE TIME!!
StevenUniverse-lookin'-ass train
(it looks cool tho!!)
DUDE THIS COMIC BOOK STYLE IS SO COOL also pan train omg
Amy! Knuckles! Sonic..?
THIS IS SO COOL THEY PUT SO MUCH WORK INTO THIS
Shelled in-- I mean hi tails!!
YOOOOOOOOO VECTOR HERE WIth THE DRIP THIS IS WHAT BOOM VECTOR SHOULD'VE BEEN
OMG THE BIRTHDAY GIRL SHE LOOKS VERY PRETTY WITH THAT OUTFIT
AAAAAAAA WOAHHHHHHHHHH ROUGE WITH PANTS!?!?
I Could never
also she's good at compliments wow
WOAHHH ROUGE AND KNUCKLES INTERACTING WOAHHH, also the artstyle is, dare I say, LIT! yeah I HAD to use a pretty OLD word to DESCRIBE this YEAH
ME!! I'D MISS IT!! But I'd also steal them so
The "SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" crew!!
Nooo
Yo! Sonic!! THe hedgehog!!! HE'S... ALIVE OMG
Sure Bestie!!
Dudeee I love this artstyle
This.
ooh so maybe sonic forgets his ticket and THAT'S why he dies??
Okay!!! I haven't seen espio or charmy yet
Espio! Blaze! SHADOW!!
Uh let's talk to rouge then shadow then uh blaze, espio? idk buy sonic last
Lol
AH WAIT I GOTTA GO OUT UH
IT'S 11:57am BYE
...
it's 8:35pm...
well
I've had a VERY eventful day
let's...
do
sonic
the hedgehog
who is
dead
yes
..it's as if no time has passed at all-!
DUDE she's so cool
Yes-!!
SSJDWJWDAWDAWDAWBDAWS
[oh_shit]
Nothing just happened wha~~
yyyup
?? It lets me select this??
oh
it cycles between "welcome to the mirage express" and "Happy birthday amy"
...
okay so the train is sentient
you okay bestie? working at starbucks?
Very straightfoward!! (I DIDN'T MAKE AN "I'M HERE" JOKE WAHOO)
Maybe... A MURDER!?!?
LMAOO
DUDE I THINK WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE MORE ESPIO IN THE NEXT SONIC GAME
DID WE SAY THAT OUT LOUD!?!?
WWHWHHAHAAHAHTTTTT
BROOO SHE'S DRIPPED OUT
I love her.
???? (the conductor said "are you visiting from somewhere?" AND LIKE- OKAY COOL BUT SO NONSCALANT OR WAHTEVER THE WORD WAS
I would
OKAY SORRY I guess you don't curtsey in said other dimension
dudeee I LOVE this art so much
I like the mc!
OMG TAILS AND I ARE SPARKLE GELATIN BUDDIES
also I like how small he is here!
SHE'S SO COOL LIKE WOW THIS MAY VERY WELL BE THE BEST APRIL FOOLS EVER
WAIT is the cake COVERING HER EAR???
DUDE THE CONDUCTOR IS LIKE "WOW THE RENOWNED SONIC" BUT THE MC DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HIM BROOOO THIS IS THE MURDER OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Thereeee we go
also the fact that "The" is capitalized means The IS his middle name
These guuuys bro
IT'S SO CUTE I STILL J UST CANNOT BELIEVE THEY PUT THIS OUT RANDOMLY FOR FREE
LMAO IS SHADOW STARBUCKS WORKER??? (Like wendys/target employee!!)
DUDEEE I LOVE THE CALLBACKS
Hellyeah!! I REALLY want more blaze/rouge interaction!!
lol "what's the difference?" "None."
me outside vs me inside real
ESPIO'S THE POET THAT MAKES SENSE
He's so happy!
Sick!!
Yes! And I must ONCE AGAIN say how much i LOVE this artwork
LOL LOOK AT ROUGE also OMG will shadow play the piano PLEEASE
wait.. will the train loop-de-loop or--
Yess!! +cool music
Shadow: ...
WAIT OMG TAILS' EXPRESSION WOWOAWOAHAHA
Cool!!
Rreeaally~?
UHHHHHHHHHH THE MUSIC AND UH THE SCREEN IS SHAKING
Is... that bad?
OH- did sonic ask for a turn to drive?
is that why someone kills him...
How'd we get here?? Someone drag us?
..Amy drag us?
"mMMyY heEAd'SS SPSINNInGG" omg I HOPE penny parker plays this SO MUCH
Show me it!!
hmmm.. either...
1. This was planned
2. She forgot the hammer
OR, OR:
3. she's trying to be in character
3. she's trying to be in character
Sonic's Sidekick's Sidekick JKJKJK SORRY TAILS
Seems a bit much but OKAY!!!
Oh, Yeah! That was like 10 hours ago!
Pikopiko hammer?
LOOOK HE'S JUST LIKE SONIC OMG
not a hammer, right?
LITERALLY THAT ONE SCARAMOUCHE STICKER
Woahh the zoom and musci change
OMG SAXOPHONE
DUDE I'M TELLING YOU THIS ARTSTYLE'S JUST SO COOL
AAHAHAHAHAHA MICROWAVED A CHILI DOG (choosing the middle option tho)
Pikopiko stick!!
HUH
OMG
WHAT
GAMEPLAY OMG
also dreamcast/gamegear phone woahh
anyways
LET'S TEST THIS OUT!!!
I'm so good at this
AHAHAHAHAH THEY PLAY A GAME ON THEIR PHONE THEN SPEK FACTS
LEGIT THE SAME THING
Yes!!
Swing it!!
Yay! No Animation/comic tho
Sonic.. why...
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC
No... the dead of sonic T. hedgehog
OKAY THIS EXPLAINS IT! In the trailer i was like "why's she so happy he's murdered--"
Thumbs up!?
LMAO HE'S TAKING A NAP
lol
OH NO MC'S MEMORIES WERE CHANGED BY THEIR CURRENT SITUATION!!!
Can't believe sonic the hedgehog is actually dead...
OH IT LITERALLY IS MIRAGE SALOON'S TRAIN THAT'S SO COOL
That's cool! Multiple mysteries!!
"not a proper detective without baggage" lol heizou
uu!!
LMAOOOOOOOO HEY KNUX
WOAHH HE GOT SUPER DUPER INTO CHARACTER!!
LOVE HIM
WHA- THAT'S CANON????
OOH KNUCKLES WAS AGITATED CUZ HE KEPT DYING IN SUPER MONEY BALL!!
I wonder who...
Chains? hm. also i thought those tower things were like bones lmaoo
they're literally me frfr
OH. I BET ROUGE WAS HERE
OMG WOAH (all I said was I like his hat)
I'm so attractive guys wow
dude I am SO GOOD at thinking.
also can the dream gear be a real thing I'd buy it real
LMAO
he's joining amy...
oh.. it's all coming together...
HUH? COMMON???
rou.... espio maybe-!
lol
The only out of place one I can think is ultim, ultimate?
LMAOOOOO HE JUST GOES BY ULTIMATE LIFEFORM SOMETIMES???
YEAH LOL I LOVE MC FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS CRAZY-AS FRIENDGROUND
woah... I was gonna say "And then beat the two of you??" but his score was pretty low
Ooh I see
hmm... what does he know that we don't?
Oh, right! Amy has the key to everywhere on the train!
WAIT WASN'T SHADOW THE LOCKSMITH LMAOO
WAIT WASN'T SHADOW THE LOCKSMITH LMAOO
About omochao btw, OMG WHAT IF OMOCHAO IS ACTUALLY SOMEWHERE THO WOAHh
...
Pretty! OMG HANG IN THERE CHAO WOAHHHH
Yoooo espio!! also THIS LIBRARY IS AMAZING!!
ohshit.png
WOAHHH HE'S SO COOL!!
Keep going!!
WDYM TAILS IT WAS SO GOOD I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY
Hell yeah!! Dude I LOVE espio in this
WAIT I JSUT REALIZED
IAN JR!
NOOOOOO THE VASE!!!!!
What a tragedy!!!
Hehe...
WAIT OMG
ESPIO CYNO
WOAH
WOAH!!!!
"What kind of things do you think I read??"
Dude I swear this single game may make espio my favourite character
hm. what if you don't pay 'til you're 65...
WTF HE TALKS LIKE ME
HE READ MY PRINCESS GUIDE
WAIT IF KAVEH (genshin) HAD A FAVOURITE SONIC CHARACTER IT WOULD BE ESPIO
woah... moral choices.... anyways ESPIO FTW
..the dreamgear ost reminds me of sonic r!
also is the sonic here foreshadowing a new game OMG woah no way
Sick + ily espio
heck YEAHHH
Casino! Which reminds me, there's been no mention of blaze so far!!
Ah, there she is-!
Yup! That's me!
That's what the guy who owns sonic jam said
Wait why's she sweating I forgot to read what tails said
Sick!!
heh, makes sense~
dude blaze is so cool
Dude these two are so cool together!!
Woah! The music changed! Time to see rouge's drawing skills!!
Ooh! It's simple and cute!!
Tails!!!!
lol I like the "who do we choose??" part
true!!
YEAH SURE LET'S DO THAT ONE MHMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True...
WAIT
WFAOWFIJAIWFJOAIWJFIAWJFOAWIFJIAW
I THOUGHT I WAS
I THOUGHT IT WAS TELLING ROUGE TO PRETEND
AFIJOWI
LMAOO SHE DREW HERSELF SO CALM
OOPS.
also I LOVE Blaze's ohshit.png face! like it's THE best one!
!!??!?!?!?!?!? UH ROUGE KSIS IT
wow it didn't work
BLAZE BURN IT
oh... wow.
ooh! rouge likes hopeless heroics??
woahh
that was probably my favourite sequence so far
tails no stop I'm gonna win this time real real real true real
no?
oh I see
I am not doing that I'm gonna win tails I need more dialogue.. and money.
NOO RAILS I COULD'VE DONE IT Y'SEE
WOW is she mad.
shadow's normal.
this is tails' face while listening to music. unconditionally. how.
ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF--
!! IAN JR!!!!!
Woah!!
Woah!! Where's espio tho
..!! THAT!!!!! THAT CHANGES THINGS!
WAIT. WAS HE TRYING TO SURPRISE US??
OMG THE PAPER'S BEING USEUFl
AWW HE'S SO SWEET
Shadow's so cool lol
Hmm. that explains how sonic was out so cold. but there's no weapons on the train! either they blew it with idk paper, or they were.. OUTSIDE the train??
(the screen's shaking.)
Yeah, as I'd suspected, sonic's out cold.
Woah!! Cool to see Vector angry! he's cool-- WAIT HE REMINDS ME OF ITTO--
angy
KILLED. don't say KILLED! He's just OUT COLD!
uh let's guess espio!?
OMG amy
no lol
tails!
DUDE
espio's the most sus
we had to defend him earlier
and shadow couldn't find him
AND
he can go invisible
