Baizhu Story Quest

 

Wow this is my 80th post

I don't wanna make an intro so LET'S START

It's PROBABLY in bubu pharmacy so LET'S GO!!

Herbalist Gui-! And is that Qiqi I see?

SHE REMEMBERED US!!!

mm, well they seeeem to be wearing liyuean attire so

hm? is he.. drunk or something...

aah, so he's from qingce!

Agh, Damnit-!

That is very true!

(do snakes even HAVE a back..? it's more like a top and a bottom)

Hi Baizhu!

"YOU HAVE A TALKING SNAKE-??? uh, oh! you're baizhu!!!"

oh wow thanks for your input paimon, unfortunately my game's froze

Just a little-uh... closing genshin... AND OPENING GENSHIN

..see this is way cooler now cuz it's night

oh, it was changsheng, not paimon! but YEAH?? it's good that kids feel familiar around him

AWWW THE WAY HE KNEELS DOWN

ooh, he's great with names, it seems! not that surpising, now that I think about it.

(also for a second I thought he said xiangling I was like HUH)

Ooh, That's super cool!!

Mhmm-!! I wonder if qiqi considers Baizhu, Changsheng, or Gui family

..I like that place~

HUH????????/

uh, that guy (who I'm assuming is ayu's father) was just walking.. walking... and he almost AWLKED OFF THE EDGE

AND NOW HU TAO'S HERE???

Damn dude idk what you did but she's MAD

"It's the Traveler and Paimon! and..."

(with absolute grimace:) "..Doctor Baizhu..."

..close enough-!

OH NOOOOOOOO

Agh! Straight to the point!! This kid is very good

(can't remember shit:) "wait, why do I need to see the doctor??)

mhmm-!!

The signs.. OF..??????

UNGH

ドットレッ！

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

OTHER DOCTOR

lol hu tao is SO disappointed in him right now

HUHH!?!????

lol these two are arguing like THERE IS A DYING MAN ON THE FLOOR GUYS

NOO!! MY BEAUTIFUL LUHUA POOL MUSIC!!!!

HUH?? WHERE ARE WE??? I thought we were going to bubu pharmacy..?? ALSO WHAT'S THIS MUSIC IT'S AMAZING

OMG DID THEY.. ADD ANOTHER ROOM TO BUBU PHARMACY???

PLEASE TELL ME THERE'S A SPINCRYSTAL

..for..?

oh. for treatment. I'm dumb.

paimon.. the quest's just started... you know that story quests aren't over until their ending cutscenes!!

No clue-! but they must've close to his master

What has life come to, am I right?

(also I'm PRETTY SURE that "surgery" is figurative.. probably...)

yyep-!

I know that! does the TRAVELER know that?

Ooh.. I see, that's interesting-!

I LOVE CHENYU VALE!! TEA-LAND-!!!!

mm.. okay...

so you WOULD'VE been fine, but...

ooh, okay...

ooh-!

WOoo-!!

aaaaah thank goodness baizhu managed to cure him!! ..for now..?

yeah!! imagine if collei could've been cured in a single night-!!

are you okay...

are you O KAY ????

kSKDJAODJOWIJD she didn't say "tsk" she said "hissstks.."

Huh???? he.. did he.. absorb it..? to himself..?

UMM... okay.. okay...

ooh, so that's how changsheng works

y'know I've kinda just been accepting the fact that there's a talking snake here, but now-- THERE'S A TALKING SNAKE HERE

DOTTORE????

ASJDAOIDJOIWJDWWWSWSDKKWA

Yeah!! I wonder if changsheng knows the chi of qingce

oh, phew.

..okay-!

AAAGHGHGW NOOOOOOOOOoo

he doesn't know how long his "entire life" is...

getting teh gui, qiqi, and hu tao dialogue.. okay-! qingce village time-!

Oh? This house is finally getting a use???

..and genshin decides to freeze. okay cool.

mhmm-! love the blur on that mountain lol

..lean.

jk idek what lean even is

uhh it's probably some sinister concoction

dude, "god remains" is obviously just another way of saying "archon residue," yeah?? I mean it's even the same COLOUR

..unless if she was ALREADY poisoned HERSELF

AWWW I LOVE HOW HER S'S HISSSS LIKE SHE'S LIKE SCALES FROM NINJAGO

"hisstory"

Ah, I see. so that's why these two are pretty much never apart

n.. no....

Mannequin man lol

*inhale*

XIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????????/

ASDOJAODIJIAWOD IT'S JUST INSTANT

Do you two know each other? OH WAIT THAT ONE TRAILER I MEAN UH PROMOTIONAL VIDEO YEAH I REMEMBER

OH-- HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS AN ADEPTUS?? ASDJOAIDWJOAWIJDOIWJWWW

kiiiinda! the spirits are more like.. drinking spirits...

Yeah!!

AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAA A A AA  HE HE HE HE HE SAID IT

LAMENT!!

LAMENT!!

LAMENT!

LAMENT!!

LLLAMMMEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Uh, anyways...

OMG SO ARE WE FINALLY GETTING SOME CLOSER ON THAT QUEST???

Chi-- that's how it's pronounced?? like chur?? like churrrrr brother?? like that????

I'll call out your name, adeptus xiao. you'll be hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

when i call

asskkkjjjwawhawhduahdwiuwdhwwwazzaiawduhaba

yyep...

do you think xiao can hear anytime we say their name? do you think if we're just talking about him he can hear-- wait that reminded me genshindle

so easy lol.. at least the finally added kaveh

the.. the... who is this.....

oh. I feel like a bad person now. okay. well, three guesses...

BOOM easy

back to baizhu's quest..

WHOA. He wasn't kidding when he said he'd tell us the moment something goes wrong!! DID HE RUN ALL THE WAY FROM LIYUE HARBOUR TO HERE?? OH NOOO

he.. yeah????

UHHH OKAYYY OKAY OKAY THAT'S UHHH THAT'S NOT GOOD

was.. was that fog always there...

Oh no oh no is he okay??

OH NO.

just got a survey don't mind me...

ooh.. daily reset lol

hnn.. yikes...

THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT DOTTORE DID WITH COLLEI-- well, his thing wasn't intentional

ooh...

oh yeah he was like his

uh

no

I'm not explainign this I am very tied! I just wanna play!!!!

Domain entrance.

trial baizhu.. let me guess, c3 4pc noblesse with r1 signature weapon?

reminds me of hu tao's quest's domain

..I WAS RIGHT LMAO

HUH WHY IS HIS ER SO LOW

ooh.. chasm battle music plays here... I mean, makes sense...

oh wait, low ER is fine. it could literally be 0, it's fine! he's c2!

ooh.. it's like in yelan's quest...

This place is really pretty...

IS SHE OKAY

UHHHH OKAY OKAY

I'm guessing maybe.. an hour at most...

WHAT HE

HE JUST

DIED ON-SCREEN

BUT

now

he's... A ZOMBIE???

..hi hu tao

qiqi has a zombie buddy for a bit-!!

THAT

THAT CUTSCENE

WAS SO GOOD AAA
omg I just looked in the comments, they said baizhu and changsheng switched eye colours, aaaa

oh, AAAND my game's frozen

..and I'm back-!

uhhhh aaand that's the end of the quest, that was very interesting and bittersweet BUT I GOTTA MAKE SOME PASS-ON MELODIES SO CYA

~Moon