Will I like Hi3???

 

Back at it! I know I BARELY completed the TUTORIAL(?) last time, so let's see where the CLICKING (gameplay or otherwise) happens!!

ooh! hi mei!! that's a cool loading screen

something interesting about hi3 (as opposed to genshin and hsr cuz they obviously don't have this problem) is that you can TELL this was originally a mobile game, everything from the menus down to the controls

wH?? who are you????? I get you? for free?? herrscher???? aren't those, like, gods????? are you a spoiler??????????/

uh, okay..????

UHHH EXCUSE ME IS THAT MONDSTADT?? Well, uh, what mondstadt's plaza was based on???

..okay!??!?!???

you look.. pretty?

but.. who ARE you???

she shoots BLADES and like

does a scaramouche... idk hwo to describe it, like, summon portals and shoot through portals

..HUH

"natasha" sent me a BIRTHDAY LETTER?

her birthday or my birthday? it sin't my birthday so

IT HAD A CUTSCENE WHERE SHE READ OUT THE LETTER THAT WAS SO CUTE

she had grey hair adn red eyes so she's definitely the original natasha (as in where hsr one comes from)

THIS MUSIC ABSOLUTELY SLAPS???????? also hi himeko be careful bronya

LIKE?? WTF??? saving this video so I can look it up later

    
? how old is kiana? 14? 15? 16?? 18???

LIKE
CELESTIA

lol it's cool to see mihoyo's past

who the heck... leave kiana alone!!!!

is herrscher of the void kiana?? does she ascend??? is the game spoiling ITSELF??

idk her brain had a mei overload earlier so...

Awww mei remembered kiana's birthday~~

AA?? BRONYA ARE YOU OKAY???
OH NO OH NO OH NO HOHONHOHNONHONH 
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRONAAAA

..whA

oh

oh no

guys...

oh no.........

I'm........................

..enjoying the game...

that

was a cool fight.......

anyways

Mei said to arrange a physiological exam for bronya at school, she asked himeko, so... bronya goes to school? what is himeko, the principal? bronya's caretaker???

oh. it is kiana... well, that sucks.

I'll do the fight again for the rewards!

byebye, dusk, GIRLS, and battleships!

like chocalate, tears, girls, girls, and... ???

oh! it's a.. military highschool? or do valkyries do other stuff

ooh! I saw her in cooking with the valkyries! she was otto's friend

oh?? is this grampa as in "older superior" or literally her grampa

(refering to otto... I think)

AWW THEY HAVE LITTLE EMOTICONS IN THERE

oh

I played as theresa for a sec

is she a nun???

MEI-SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!!

..wha

theresa is

older than kiana-

and the principal--

huh.

ASDIJOWEJDOIWEJOWIEJ

AAA I LOVE KIANA

I should just record next time I'm playing

AGH SHE'S LITERALLY ME

LIKE I"M NOT EVEN JOKING

LOOK AT MY REPORT I JUST GOT I AM LITERALLY KIANA KASLANA

WHHH THAT'S A REA PLACE THAT'S A REAL YEAR??????

what happened in berlin in 1953...

wha--

UHHH???? KIANA ARE YOU OKAY?? uh, WILL you be okay???????

GUHH?????

this library has no music that's scary

AGGH SHE'S LITERALLY ME FRFR

GIRL YOU KICK THINGS!!!!

yeah!!

I.. I'm sorry, kiana, but... the funny...

okay! all I gotta remember is mech is rock and psy is paper! easy!

I ACED THE TEST WAHOO

what the heck is this.... a holding cell???

..what is a sensei... I know what a sensei is as in teh word but what is it ijnn thi s game.. everthign's new and confusing.. so fun!

ASDIJOWEIJFOIWJFOIJWFOIJWFw

ooh!!! bronya kept beating kiana in cookign with valkyries soo

WHAT THE.

bronya had a plushie of that aoisjdoaijwef

omg an 8bit remix of that one sogn!!!!

yeah! give 'er back!!!

himeko!!!! hi!!! look at that WEAPON omg

wow those voicelines.. very slow attacks! but she's cool

HUH DID MEI JUST TELL KIANA TO KILL HERSELF

this is

not the real mei?

NOO

well YEAH but...

yeah and SHE WOULDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT !!!!!!!

custody?? ooh!

WHA
cecilia couldn't beat the 2nd herrrscher because she was recovering from giving birth to kiana?

...

..HOW IS THAT HER FAULT!!!!!!!

YEAH! WEIRDO!!!!

YAYYY MEI-SENPAIII

test time...

WELL YOU WERE GETTING HIT! I JUST HAD TO SAVE YOU!!!!

SHE DIDN'T HIT ME ONCE?? WAS THAT INTENDED??? SHE WAS STUNLOCKED THE ENTIRE TIME

I CANNOT GEt OVER THIS

RUDE!!!!

what.. was that...

FISCHL JUMPSCARE ASDOIJWOEIFJOWIEJF

this is all confusing...

SEELE!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER LESBIAN TO THE ROSTER!!!!!!!!

WH- WUAAHWAA!!! I LIVE THERE!!!!!!!

YAYYYYYYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE IN NEW ZEALAN DLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FEARING FOR MY LIFE RN

so this is the fabled new zealand...

I don't think we're in auckland? or maybe this is a university, who knows~

Hi wendy! are you a fellow kiwi?

NOOO

we got sad music and evverything...

hmm.. okay!

seele is now OP.

I learned how to play her.. they have tutorials IN-GAME!!!

I gave her an atk speed weapon!

and atk speed stigmatas!!!

and levelled her alot!!

let's see what she can DO!!!!

woo!

WHA

WENDY IS EVIL.

or, corrupted? 

uh, great new zealand rep!! keep it up, guys!

byebye venti.. I mean, wendy...

WH?? i"M NOT READY LEMME PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

but why would they go all the way from austrailia to new zealand smh

hHUH

COCOLIA

Is

EVIL

\

WHDAUWhawd

AWDHAW
DOjA
WDOijADW

COCOCLIAA

I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU

COLD BLOOD

WATCH YOUR BACK

HUHUHUUH

sorry I like

did so many missions lol

uh

I am

enjoying this

ANYWAYS
DID BRONYA JUST DIE??

NO WAY

NO WAY BRONYA JUST DIESD

BRONYAAAA

She'll be fine, right???

oh phew

theresa says she'll be okay

back in new zealand! is wendy FRMO new zealand? she was living there.. and she's from.. oceania, right? it makes sense...

...

"we haven't talked since you were transferred to oceania"

..oh.

...

..well! that' sneough for today

I like this game

I'll try record nextx time cuz gosh do I get carried away in the story

until next time!

~Moon