Full Circle! Secret Summer Paradise Act I part 1

 

Hey! Do you remember my FIRST EVER post on this site?

it was in Genshin's version 2.8...

..and now it's version 3.8! we've come full circle! all the way back to the archipelago!

well.. sorta... it's a summertime event in a limited-time area with klee, so...

um... I'm really excited! so let's start!

Them!!! oh, maybe I should structure my team accordingly?

..Weirdo fridge team!!

well DUH, paimon! they're here for their new skins!

wdym, kaeya. I claim my commissions in mondstadt EVERY SINGLE DAY!

PAIMON!!

oh yeah yeah nah it's okay I'm just the uber person dwdw

tell me, tell me!!!

(if that's all true, then tell me~)

De ja vu!?

HUH?????

ah..

ASIDJOWIGJOEIWJ EVEN LITERAL LETTERS ARE DISAPPOITNED

OH. YEAH. I remember, in the trailer.. I still wanna know who the friend is...

oh, and SPEAKING of friends...

I, I mean: speaking of the TRAILER!: how the HECK does SANGONOMIYAKOKOMITHEDIVINEPRIESTESSOFWATATSUMIISLAND WIND UP IN ALL THIS???

wait... are they a HEXENZIRKEL PERSON????

hmm... wait, DORI?? ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT DORI?? THAT'S THE ONLY PERSON ALICE WOULD KNOW FROM SUMERU THAT I CAN THINK OF- IF IT'S DORY THEN-- ASODIJASOIDJOIWJRGIOWJREGWIEGJOWIEGJOIEWGJ

Ah! I'll call him up now on my dodocomunication device!

...

"Hello, master diluc?"

wait, it's US????

YES! YES OF COURSE!! klee, call ALL your friends... we're going to SUMERU!!

YES C'MON KAEYA C'MON C'MON LET'S GO WE'RE GOING TO SUMERU!

c'mon! there's this biiig door that you just GOTTA see!

wh.. we'll WHA? we'll what???

oh, okay... let's save it, then!

okay.

"KAVEH!!"

TIGHNARI!!!! ..oh wait, collei! duh, COLLEI, OBVIOUSLY!! ASODIJOWEIJGOIWEJG

Gandharva-ville!!!!!!!!

wait.. is this how kokomi ends up with us? we just... say "WATATSUMI ISLAND!" and... okay...

this better be the SICKEST joint-line

NOOOOOO

...

grandarbourhill...

it's okay, klee...

th-those.. uh.... klee, just don't touch 'em, alright!?

ASDOIJASOIJDOIWJEGWEGWEGWEG

YAYYY!!!

also, klee's now canonically been to every currently released nation!

WH??? I guess they got along well after windblume!

LIKE???

...

wait,

did the thing instantly teleport us, but.. also progress time superfast!?!?

how did this happen?

oh! vacation?? cool!!!

eula has a cousin!!!? ..who she doesn't absolutely hate!?

oh. nevermind. I take it back.

OH. HIS LECTURES HE WAS ADVERTISING AT THE PARADE OF PROVIDENCE???A SDOIJWEGOIJWEOGJI I'M SO HAPPY THAT ACTUALLY LIEK WENT THROUGH

Infinite Primos Domain!!!

betting that M wrote that book

true, klee... so true...

WHY ARE WE IN HADRAMAVETH????

oh, like in the chasm...

!!!

THE BOTTLE OF BOTTLELAND-!?!?!

...

that's suspiciously similar to a jinn's bottle...

omg, wait...

is that a custom map I see?

then this.. is the place!!!

!! YES!!

also.. this music is very... minecraft

like, modern minecraft

THE THE NEW SOUND EFFECTS OMGG

Are you a SPECTRE???

I'LL KILL YOU

colLEI NO THAT'S HOW THEY DRAW YOU IN

the.. the cats do that..?

OOOHHH!!! my cats do that irl, but they're just leading me to give 'em some food.

IS THIS THE 2D PART???

KLEE HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS ASDJOIEJOIWEGJ

KNEW IT!!!

...

alot of time has passed. I don't know why kokomi is here. why is kokomi here. I dont'get it. how, how are you here. what

uh oh.

sdifjowijgwe

AAGH

MY

MY

HEART

MY

MY BOY!!

WHERE

WEHRE IS HE

WHERE IS MY BOY!!!

awww

SDHSDHSHSHDWIEFJOIWEJF

the aristrocraft!

I'm a KOKOMIFAN, I love fish!

KYAAA KLEEE

btw I might record at fontaine...

YEAH

???

you BETTER, cuz this makes NO SENSE.

N-no!! NO!! ANYTHING BUT MY Z-AXIS!!!

ASODIJOWEIGJWE BUT THERE'S NO WATER IN HSR

edidolon.. eye-dole-on... i was saying idle-on this whole time

WHA THE PREPRINT THEME IS SO GOOD

wait

no

it sounds like

free-to use meusic.

IT SOUDSN LIKE THE ENTERTAINER I CAN'T    

...

it's too big to upload...

dw I spent 7 minutes uploading it's okay

KLEEEE

ooh! a fun name~!

ooh, well, in the archipelago, I remember there was a mechanism that lifted all the islands outta the sea!

ooh! i see, so everyone FROM bottleland has blue hair, I presume?

ferdinand? I'm sure i have a family member named that...

wait nvm that's fernando I'm dumb

glowing eyes...

SJDJHSOIFJWIEJGOIWEJGOIWJGEWEGWA

HUH.

OH NO.

THE CHOOCHOOCART MUSIC IS AMAZING

my cart turned invisible...

what is this, dollarstore vanarana!?!?

oi! stop arguing infront of klee!

KLEEE

nobody did anything bad just now...

(COOL IT!!)
We love kaeya in this house! if not, get out!

Kaeya~ do you HEAR that?? it's not easy, but you should probably DO IT!!!

well true but bro are you dying

nooooooo.....

yep! I.. sorry I'm... very tired!

I think I'll continuje tomorrow. I don't wanna be emotionless doing this cute quest!

cya!

~MOon