Moon's Weird Mainly-Genshin Blog (We'll See-!!): Felis Fuscus Chapter: Act I (Lyney story quest)

I'M FINALLY DOING IT

IDK WHY IT TOOK ME SO LONG

BUT WE ARE FINALLY MAKING A START TO LYNEY'S STOry QUEST

WOOHOOO

time to... start!

CHARLOTTE?? YAYY CHARLOTTE

btw I THINK she's pneuma, based on her vision

ooh!! who's she interviewing... are we, uh...

OMG WE SHOULD INTERRUPT SO WE'RE ON THE NEWS HAHA

the "phantom weasel"..? that sounds like lyney.

I take it back

okay.. well, that sounds cool...

who is this guy

oh true. I was gonna say "how does anyone remember it then--" but then i remembered that 2013 WAS A DECADE AGO!! so it really wasn't THAT long

GAH!! I DON'T LIKE HIM ANYMORE!!! him? they were refering to him by him so-

ASOJDASDJI!!! DAMN-DARNED-HORRIBLE!!

yooo equality!!

accident? the only accident I know is the fontaine research institute, but that's probably less than 10 years, right..?

nooo!!! WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE MAGICIANS DYING HUH

hm. well, lyney DID say that a magician and a thief share alot in common

hm... well, theoretically, he could've rigged the performance so that cesar would die, and also put the stolen items in cesar's bag. if he wanted to stop his crime, that is.

is this.. a newspaper collage!?

oh? maybe cesar was a dear friend or lover

please do not steal paimon!!

HI LYNEY

does it have anything to do with whomsoever the camera is zooming in to?

I mean having a magician find a magician sounds cool

uhhh idk but he may be on banner

mhmm!! wait, aren't we mad at him?

A magician never reveals his secrets!!!

mhmm.. yeah... so true bestie......

is nahida a magician?

oh.. paimon's super aprehensive. I would be too, what if trav is mad

so he CAN read minds!

yeah. they're tarnishing the name of magicians out there!!!!

OH WOW RUDE SMH

READ THE ITINERARY PHANTOM THIEF

OKAY. I'M UP TO HELP.

also, I think... this story quest might take place after like 4.1 or 4.2

because we're so buddy budsy with lyney

hey! let's not rush to conclusions...

I mean, hey, even you're guilty of making the comparison

EY!! GIMME!!! I NEED THAT FOR LYNETTE

*gasp*

that is... true!

omgg a brooch

MINDREADER

WHY DID YOU READ MY MIND ALIVE (????)

uh that would be fun but I don't wanna replace lynette!!

she could very much be the thief...

ooh.. same yard as callas

OMG ANOTHER SITTING SPACE

hi lynette!

oh my god I thought that said bulbasaur....

awwhe...

okay, well, if she IS the phantom theif, then my earlier theory doesn't work.. how did caesar die... WAS it an accident..?

or.. her fiance WASN'T a lowlife crook.....

maybe she's preparing something....

dude

everything makes sense if it's jerma... which makes me think it ISN'T jenna cuz that's too obvious

well, thanks bulbasaur

baltasar

I would definitely believe that! ..but it's also so obvious that I don't believe it!

YEAH!!! SEE??? IT'S A CALLAS CASE ALL OVER

well.. that was in 2013 tho

...

okay...

well

if a kid wrote down "doll"

and he wanted to....

hm.

hmmm....

but... no, I don't think so... not EXACTLY...

wait

what if jemma AND cesar were the thieves

idk dude that specific npc model just always looks sad

HUH OH UH OKAY

oh my god is she in clothes of mourning...

mhmm...

they should be at a cafe.. like, sharing a table or

whaaa noooo we're not here! (QUICK!! LYNEY!! MAKE US DISAPPEAR!!!)

it's like people who say "oooh stooop~~" when they recieve a compliment, don't stop!!

aaand now he's gonna be mad like "DO NOT TALK ABOUT CESAR"

oh nevermind

damn bro chill

does he really believe cesar was the weasel..?

mhmm... but mister... you KNEW cesar..... like, can.. I...

maybe it's easier for him if he just thinks cesar was the thief

(also he just spoke FIVE LINE WHAT THAT'S POSSIBLE??)

AH! YES!!!!! DRUNK DUDE TO THE RESCUE

YES YES MR DRUNK PERSON PLEASE SAY SOMETHING

ASDAOWDIJOAIWJDAOIW DUDE WHOEVER VOICES YOU?? THEY ARE SO COOL WHAT

oh? his attitude's SLIGHTLY changed...

yes!!

BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUT ME OFFF

iiiiis it that guy with sunglasses back there?

fbi...

DON'T YOU MENTION HER STUPID SMOOTHFACE PACCINO

uh, HUH? WHY DO YOU NEED HER? YOU DON'T NEED HER. I'LL KILL YOU.

huh?

"intimidation isn't gonna work like it did on the lady" the lady... jemma????

oh! they are sharing a cup! thank goodness. I thought lynette may've just been stalking her from afar...

well... you didn't tell us anything, but they probably want us for the same reason they want you. they probably don't even know we know each other

huh? I've.. heard that name before...

ahh.. underground

reccommended elements.. pyro...

Sure! I'll make a lyney team!

..OMG WHAT IS THIS MUSIC WOW

real pretty!

oh, also, lemme guess, c3r1 noblesse oblige?

..mhmmmm...

jack in box...

ooh!

is a dove gonna spring out

AWWWWWWWWW

no. I bet it's different when you go back.

wow ok then

the box? I don't wanna see a magic box again after act 1...

OMG WHAT WAIT THAT'S SO COOL

CUZ LYNEY'S OVER THERE HE'S NOT IN MY PARTY

okay... so, cesar took in lyney and lynette? I can't think of any others who match the description

hm... I'd say 50% chance of it being lyney and lynette

oh, there's more (I should've read this in order damnit)

okay... so very high chance of it being lyney and lynette...

AH. okay it's lyney and lynette

oh! that was cesar's final trick

mhmmm.....?

MHMM!!! #CESAR DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!

..lorenzo.

oh he's here. hi, lorenzo. (WHY DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE LYNEY)

Never knew him? well, actually...

well, I'm most probably SOME sort of divine creature, and he's a fatui.

okay..? couldn't you have like.. talked to him about it.... and not MURDERED HIM

OKAY????? DIDN'T HAVE TO MURDER HIM THO??

oooh he's MAD. you better RUN.

YEAH

BRO

YOU KILLED HIM

COLD BLODO YOU KILLED HIM

OK NOT COLD BLOOD BUT COME ON DUDE HE TRUSTED YOU

SHOULD'VE BROUGHT UP THE PROBLEM WIth HIM!! HE WAS A GOOD GUY!!!

uh.. yeah? you literally just said "trick"

BESTIE

uh YEAH I SURE HOPE SO

uh... yeah.....

dude do you even KNOW how villainous you're sounding

hm. lousy. shameful.

YAYYY

mhm.. always from the outside....

oh..! I hope it doesn't, uh, end like his...

I mean, it COULD be the other members of their family, btu COMEONNNNNNN

oh? lynette isn't helping!?

yeah!!

oh wow! okay, let's watch together!!

wow... okay fine....

yeah.. it's almost like.. there was a time... when they learned under him.... wouldn't that be cool, huh......

LOL

so she IS the phantom weasel...

mhmm... good job, lynette. it is sad, though....

mhmm...

I mean hey, my earlier theory was correct

OOOOH MY GOD WHAT
SHE LOOKS SO COOL

WHAT THE HECK

YOU"RE SO COOL JEMMA

oh wow.. so she was already a vigilante.... wait

she

was

ALREADY PLANNING ON KILLING HIM

WHAT

WHAT THE HECK NOOOO CESARRRRRRR

mhmm?

oh.. wow.....

hey, that's the same garde that arrested lorenzo lol

maybe it's something cesar said...

ah, yes, all theoretically

"well if I can't have it, nobody can have it": Although obviously bad, I can't say I can't relate

#SCREW SOPRANOS!! AND PEOPLE WITH GIRLFRIENDS!!!!

GASP

IT WAS LORENZO???

who you looking at.. lyney..?

hm.. to lure you out..?

but then again.. why?

BECAUSE HE'S THE GUY WHO TAUGHT YOU!!!

WAIT

DID THEY HOLD CESAR MOST DEAR OR

BESTIE

THEY'RE THE KIDS!!!

THE KIDS!!!!
THE KIDS!!!

DUDE THEY WERE JUST LIKE YOU (frfr) WHERE IS YOUR SYMPATHY

oh wow

oh... wow....

woo!!!

BRO

ASDDSJSDJDWIODAWJO AOWFIWAJDOIAW

uh yes I remember I don't really wanna see lyney die tho

uh huh~ yeah. they have. howzabout it, jemma? will you sacrifice yourself in the name of love? or, in your case, truth?

you'd like to apologize for all the things you've done??

y'know, if you admit and go to the fortress of meropide, maybe you COULD spent the rest of your life with your truth

the same as ever... hiding things doesn't necessarily make you bad

uh uh NO!!!! because, lyney will become a harbinger in arlecchino's place.. that is, if the fatui is even AROUND for that long...

AAAA WHAT
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
SO BEAUTIFUL WHAT

AAA
AAA WHAWT WH WAA

also, charlotte was in the audeience

anyways AAAAAaa

WHAT?? WHAT IS THIS?? NPC HAIR POWERCREEP

through pain and loss

ASDOAIJWDOIA TENDER STRENGTH IS PLAYING

oh my god I love this quote

dude I need to memorize that

"To keep secrets is to put up walls. THe longer you keep them up, the less you let people in. Then one day, you look around and realize your life is like an empty auditorium after a show- full of seats once occupied by all the people who left... But I guess that's just the price we have to pay." -Lyney, 2023, Genshin Impact