Reborn in the Land of Grievances (Wriothesly Story Quest)

 

Hello!!

this is moon!!

to be honest, I wasn't planning on doing the quest TODAY

but... I wanted to do the unfinished comedy quest! but...

and I was like "okay, but..."

and I was like OKAY FINE, may aswell heed their warning

so.... we're doing Wriothesly's story quest today! yippee!!!

I hope it's fun!

I'm.. going back to prison..? okay...

all I know about this quest is THE GUY FRMO THE TRAILER WITH THE GUN's gonna  be in it

oh and btw I DID watch the special program NOW lol

wh.. AGAIN?? sdhahdwoiajfoi

inb4 we realize "oh it actually IS that scary, we were just lucky."

are we here to finish serving our sentence..? that would make sense

THAT GUY?? pfft

also YEAH!! it's a good thing that most overworlders don't know about life down here, or else SO MANY PEOPLE will be in prison!!!

or two..? literally your first ever exchange with him would probably go swimmingly lol

depends lol

oooh I like their voice... so, sure!

yes! yes sure!!

AAA HE'S CRYING WHAT

YESYES I'LL DO YOU THE FAVOUR

WHAT

WHY

d

did somebody put you there...

like, shoving you into a locker....

uh, he was TRAPPED, duh.

oh

those are also reasons

are.. you balding..?

...

..hi it's been multiple hours I just watched ms congeniality

LOVED IT

well

there were only a few parts I didn't like

but the parts I didn't like, I REALLY didn't like

but

overall pretty nice

anyways back to the quest

(it's 8:24pm on a schoolnight btw haha)

is.. is somebody following you..?

singed right off..?

why do we suddenly have a name lol 

o.. kay...

as somebody who just watched congenial girl... does it have a bomb?

hat guy can't find hat

WHAT

NONONO

WE CAN'T BUY HIM ANOTHER ONE

SENTIMENTAL VALUEUEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

how did I never see this during my time at the fortress??

..oh

well it's not that interesting aynways

I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THIS PART OF THE FORTRESS???

"boy howdy, you must be the traveler and paimon!!" (DUDE I LOVE HIS VOICE SO MUCH!!!)

yes!!

oh wow, really?? like, defending lyney in court? or helping uncover the secret of the disappearing womens' case?

ooooh... that lol    

a SPECIFIC man or

woah! dude!! no need!!!

PAIMONOLOGY!?!??!!?

is... is THAT was the seventh darshan studied....

woah.

hm.

I wanna

give that to one of my characters lol

please still be here please still be here...

n... NO!!! WE DID NOT FIND YOUR HAT THEY'RE LYING

KFJSIOFJAWOIJFAW I TOLLD YOU PAIMON

you need... to store something in a hat?

YEAH your had has a BUTTON or something on it

well... he's not mad.... but I FEEL BAD....

oh! hi wriothesly!

IT'S SUCH A COOL HAT OMG

WAIT ACTUALLY THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL

BERET society!?!?

oh wow! they're like the MAN... 

uh

there aren't any uh

evil gangs lol

like

this entire prison

they're just

like

interest groups lol

not all criminals are evil masterminds, paimon...

YEAH! SEE!!!

yeah! so, wriothesly, what's your story?

oh, sure!

hey, wolsey!!

it's okay, we're fine as-is~

are we... talking about the beret society? I am so grateful that that infromation was told to us beforehand haha

oh, yeah! sure!! what'chu wanna know about?

yeah! in act I, the spine di rosula saved our skin!! act II? well we were mostly repaying the favour!!

YEAH! TALK ABOUT YOURSELF!! DO IT!!! why are you here wriothesly WHAT DID YOU DO TO END UP HERE

"I

was bad

now

I am good"

-Wriothesly 2023, alledgedly

early age? hm, maybe, like, 20?

pretty sure I'll know "how" by the end of this quest

bro I trust wriothesly!! the only reason I want him to talk about himeslf is cuz I'M INTERESTED!! ALSO THIS CONVERSATION IS INCREDIBLY ONE-SIDED!!!

siggghhhhh

uh oh...

oh? okay!

well, either they're too embarrassed about it, or...

wh... huh?

are.... are we dressing up our gardemek dolls..?

paimon that does NOT look safe

actually, it probably does hold alot of memories! we should take it to zhongli!

god DAMNIT PAIMON

paimon... see, now I REALLY wanna show zhongli

it.... resurfaces your darkest memories..?

mental breakdown incoming

phew

sees our brother

WOAH

it showed the intro sequence

the defiled statue

something that flashed too fast but I'm assuming it's frmo 2.6

and the caribert quest!

so... those quests are the most traumatic to the traveler? makes sense...

W- NO!! ZHONGLI! WHAT ABOUT ZhONGLI!!!

no. something may be up...

so is your job to look pretty or

THIS
IS THE GUY
FRMO THE TRAILER
UGGGH
I

I was gonna say I wish I never watched the special program

but

if I didn't... I never would've met anairis quinones!

so, whatever.

nice!

well.. yeah

oohh..?

oh, wow! it'd be a shame if.. your rehabilitation was quelled.. by.. a stone...

I love it already!

woooaahhh!!!

oh I'd love to be a tailor! also COOL!!

dude the fortress is so good it's funny

THIS PLACE IS SO COOL

okay.. uh, well, have you tried having a voice that physically can't? not fun...

that.. is a real good analogy!

oh yep, don't worry, I've seen the demo.

OH

is

IS LOSING YOUR HAT A SIN!?!?

oh..? okay...

okay... something is going on here

is he sending threats to them

like

what lyney did to halsey in

uh

well

that's just a theory...

A GENSHHHH THEORYYY

NO

DON'T

I am concerned... but okay

I don't think that's the issue lol

hmm... okay.....

oh.......

okay...................

WHAT DID WE DO?????

what.... what is happening here...... are they okay.......

yeah... WHAT HTE HECK HAPPENED I AM SCARED

FOR

THESE PEOPLE

ARE THEY OKAY??
ARE THEY BEING THREATENED???

nuh uh he is ROCKING THEM

update: I am now in bed playing with a controller. yes, it's still a school night.

it's 9:39pm and I'm waking up at 6am

but

I GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS!!!

ooh! I gotta see how the operate at NIGHT I see

woo! okay!!

ooh he pulled an itto!

also no

they were probably being threatened, right? and, even with the duke's protection, uh... wait.... no.

nah

I've got nothing.

yes.. yes that IS weird!! also HOW DID YOU GET YOUR TIE LIKE THAT IT'S SO COOL

oh.. that IS more likely lol

OKAY
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING

BUT

HAVING JUST WATCHED CONGENIAL GIRL

WHAT IF THERE *ARE* BOMBS IN THE HATS
AND
HE COULD SET THEM OFF AT ANYTIME???

I don't really care about that, I wanna help these people.

oh..?

well there's the congenial girl theory out the window

wait

why do I keep saying that

it's called "miss congenial." the movie is called miss congenial

uh

anyways

maybe they have a gardemek that can only detect them when they're wearing the hats

we could ask.. the dragon-looking adeptus who isn't actually a dragon...

I hope so too!!

YES!!! I WAS HOPING HE'D ACTUALLY USE THAT PHONOGRAPH!! gramophone? idk

I heard this song earlier but it's okay it's a godo song also the nice scene makes up for it

GASP!!! YES!!!! YAY!!!

faissolle... 

WAIT, THE NO-HAT GUY???

censure..?

does it involve black rocks, by chance?

..????

the hats..? I thought she was gonna each inside her head but that makes more snese

GO AWAY
YOU'RE

A CREEP
AND EVIL
DUDE
YOUR SOCIETY SOUNDED SO COOL

I WOULD'Ve TOTALLY FALLEN VICTIM

THIS GUY

NUH UH

PLEASE

LEAVE

FOREVERR

yeah!! also THE TRIAL MUSIC IS PLAYIN GWHAT

NOO

IT's TOO LATE FOR HIM??

w

woah

PLEASE

I'LL KILL DOUGIER RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

ooh..!

yeah. I HATE HIS GUTS. I WANNA KILL HIM!! NOW!!!

YES!!

omg what if it IS in their heads?

no.. no way! I don't think fontanian technology's advanced that far, yet

ooh..??!?!?!?

is it made of the stone..?

I take it back

YES!! GO AVICE!!!

ahaha!! yes!!11

I...

sorry, I have no clue what that could be lol

...

..PLEASE tell me they're not uh injecting that into people's heads-

oh! is there a reaction..!?!?

right...

RIGHT

but what is this, void?

OOOHHHH

wow...

AGHAHWGHAW WAHA

ooh..! hey guys!

woo!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAGHWGHAOIGJAOW AWHTAW
WHA

THIS IS NOT OKAY
I AM GOING TO MURDER DOUGIER

COLD BLOOD

I don't blame ya!

flashbacks to act II lol

wow.. okay.

your beauty! your grace! your pulchritudinous face!!

dang smh.. but I can't blame him. I remember what happened to the "garde" in act I

oooh of COURSE he's in the abandoned zone

because that'd never been used before in a quest!

oh! wriothesly trial! man, it's been so long since I did controller combat

there we go

woahh this is so cool to have so many guards with us

I bet they'll all be normal and nothing disturbing!!

first red flag

I..

w.. what

you meann.... they don't get tat normally...?

yeah..?

THIS FACE- HOW CAN I FOCUS ON HIS COMPARISON WITH THIS ON MY SCREEN

this guy really tryn'a be dottore 2.0 huh

........wow.

really...

HUH

YOU BETRAYED EVERYONE DOUGIER

OR..

I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU

YEAH

NO FILTER TODAY

YOU'LL BE A BLOODY PULP WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU

FREEDOM!!!!!!!!

says WHO?

SAYS YOU??
YOU KNOW HOW THE JUSTICE SYSTEM HERE WORKS
WE'RE HERE FOR REDEMPTION
NOT TORTURE

WOOO
EVERYBODY'S RUN!! WOOHOO!!

LET ME AT HIM

UH
YEAH
CUZ YOU'RE MAKINGN IT THAT WAY???

DESERVED

HE SHOULDA CHOKED HIM HARDER

but seeing him slam him to the ground FROM THE NECK was SO CATHARTIC 

WOW

also "unauthorized torture is-" BULLSHIT.

BRO

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

awwwwww

no. also, thank you. also WHERE IS HE

LET ME AT HIM

PLEASE

PFFT AHAHAH

I think it's only fitting he experiences what his victims did. it's only fair.

WOOOO

HELL YEAH

PHEW

well... PHYSICALLY. unless if they have, uh, dissociative amnesia?

WRIOTHESLY ORIGIN STORY FINALLY LOL

w... that's horrible.....

hmm

uh, actually, I guess it's sorta like.. a mini orphanage? okay, then...

M
MARKET??

LIKE

LYNETTE????
WHAT
WHY IS THERE SO MUCH HUMAN TRAFFICKING IN THIS GAME

were you "disposed of"..?

unTIL!!!

AND YOU TOOK REVENGE? PLEASE TELL ME YOU TOOK REVENGE

oh! I don't blame you, that's super cool

you're...

sorta like arlecchino lol

why is everybody surprised? I'm not surprised.

YAYYY!!! HI GUYS

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

wELL!! I'M READY FOR AYATO STORY QUEST ACT II!!! SIGN ME UP!! I'LL DO ALL THE PREPERATIONS! WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

AWWWWWWWW THAT WAS SO CUTEEEE

uh, the ending

not the uh

well

IT WAS SO CUTE AWWWWWW

I'M SO HAPPY!! I DON'T REGRET STAYING UP 'TIL...

wait lemme check the time

omg it's 11pm

STILL

THAT WAS NICE

and my commissions should be done from that! yay!!

woo!

well, I"ll end this post with one question

what happens.. if a child is born in the fortress of meropide..?

they get sent away? they have to live as an orphan?

that sucks

WAIT
OMG
WAIT

WHAT IF
A KID GROWS UP AS AN ORPHAN

DOESN'T KNOW WHY

GETS ARRESTED ONE DAY

GOES TO THE FORTRESS

MEETS THEIR BIRTH
PARENTS
OMG

uh

well

that's all from me for today lol

I'll.. be seeing ya!

see ya!

~Moon