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Thursday, November 9, 2023

Masquerade of the Guilty (Fontaine Act V)

 

HI

IT'S MOON

GOSH I'M SO EXCITED

FRIST OFF

I got furina!
do you like her pneuma or ousia outfit best? please tell me in the comments!

I also have another question about... no, FOR furina

WHY'S SHE GOT A VISION???

speaking of which...

GOSH I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS QUEST AAAAA
IA M
IWAFJOIAWFJ
I
IWDAOJIWd
I DON'T EVEN WANNA SAY ANYTHING LET'S JUST START WHERE WE LEFT OFF IN THE FORTRESS OF MEROPIDE

also, I

WAIT

THE BINGO

oh my gosh I can NOT believe I forgot

jsut like last time, I didn't watch the special program
I HAVE HOWEVER
BEEN SPOILEd
ON A CERTAIN CHARACTER
UGH
I'm sure you probably know who it is...
anyways, let's start..!

ah~ the fortress. what a place!

yay!

our release?!?!?

WOooO!!! It wasn't really THAT bad, though.

phew.. I've already got chills...

IMMEDIATELY?? Dude, I wish all documents were that easy... 

let's hurry up and.. GET INTERRUPTED!?!?

WHAT
HUH
BRO
WE JUST STARTED
WHY IS THE WORLD CRUMBLING DOWN

"heartening" feels so weird. like, I only ever heard disheartening lol

why don't wejust call him wriothesly..

uh.. the, the massive tremor just now..?

HUH
THAT'S
..EVEN WORSE SOMEHOW???

Tuesday!!! That's the day of game releases.. and major update releases! although, it's actually WEDNESDAY for me smh...

and.. and which day is THAT...

yep! don't worry, sigewinne. I still have some unfinished quests over here!

YES THEY DO !!!

nope!!

uh, actually, it's the end of this ACT... but okay 

back to bein' a landlubber!!

siggh... everytime I go through a loading screen, furina's back to ousia... I mean, it's gonna help a BUNCH in abyss, but still...

HI SEDENE!!!!

isadora? like, isadore? I know a guy named that

uh, yeah, like the NATION DROWNING

Hello, Monsiuer!

yep! easy peasy lemon squeezy!

yeah! there was a biiiig narwhal and an iiiitty bitty witty weensy teensy child!

okay well idk if it's a narwhal, I haven't seen the horn, but childe makes a narwhal soooooo

yep, thought so.

uh, he won't DISSOLVE but he could sure enough DROWN, like, IT'S A LIQUID

ooh, the big tremor, I see...

POISSON???

SILVER? MELUS????

oh... oh NO.

DUDE
IF SILVER OR MELUS DIE
I
WILL
IDK
I
I DON'T kNOW
I
IT WON'T HAPPEn
IT
IT WON'T HAPPEN SO I DON'T NEED TO THINK ABOUT IT!!

uh........ nothing...? maybe it's cuz I'm on low graphics but it literally looks exactly as I remember

ooohhh....

WFIWGOIJWEGOIJEW WHY WOULD YOU EVEN-

they've probably evacuated haha

...

hello spina member!!

uh uh uh AUHUHUHUH UH UU UMMMMMMMM
well!
people who
um
uh

FJIAOIOIWJ UM
IT
SOMETIHNG UH
THIS IS A
THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING
YES
A MISUNDERSTANDING

is.. intact! just, um, grazed, right?

IS THAT SILVER I SEE??

um....... hi..................

I.. was I seeing things..?

Damn it!

uh

so

where's silver.. where's melus.... dude..?

e.. everywhere..?

..

A

ALL OF THEM?
W
ALLL OF THEM???
UDAaFW
UM
wwageg
IAWOWJI
WHAT????
uh..

okay so

we're probably gonna

be able to rescue the dissolved people

at some point..

yes... us... helping you.... with the support of silver.. and melus... mhmmmm....

UH
YEAH
WHERE ARE THEY
HUH
WHW
WH
W
YOU
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME
WFHAWFH
WHA???

Where are they,,
WHERE ARE THEY??

SHE
SHE--
SHE DIDN'T RESPOND
WELL
THEY'RE ON
UH
RECONNAISSANCE
YYYEP
MHMM

ME RIGHT NOW
THEY'RE SAFE, RIGHT..???

Silver and melus are in erinnyes to.. tell someone something oooh ohhhhh I get it

um...
okay
because
we're going to
ask him for advice
and
NOT
because we're adding more graves
I seee....

mhmm...

that's so sad...

TWIAHG
THEHEY
THEY??GEWIHFIWEJ
NNn
nO
??
WE'RLl 
WE'LL BEING THEM BACK
WF\W
WHAWT DO YOU MEAN
WFHAWHAW
YOU'RE LYING???
YOU'RE JOKING
YOU'RE KIDDINg
nonOF AWF NAAAAH NOUH UH
WHAWHAWF???
FWHAWFHAWHA??
WHAA?A??WD?AWF?
?F
AW?FwF?w//g/
S?DF?
W??Daw/?WA?Wf
?Fe/
FEW??A??AWF?ASF?
WF/?
FW/F?W?/rH/
Rh/
/egW?HRR?H
G?W?
GHWH?w
h/WY
?WYh/H??H
YWh/h
w?HW??EWW?W/wh?Wh/wHy
wyhwyh
WYW
YhWY
HWYHWYHWY
WHY
WHY
WHYW
YHWYW
YHW
HYWHW???
WHAT DO YOU THINK, PAIMON
AFWAFOIH
AAAAAGHWIHGAOIJF WIH
WAHWF??W/
WMY
MU
MY
MY
MY FAVOURITE
M FAVOURITE NPCS??
YOU MEAN WE'LL NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN??
WE'LL NEVER HAVE THE EGGS, SUGAR, AND ALMONDS AT THE READY??
WE'LL
WE'lL NEVER
WE'LL NEVER
WE'LL NEVER HAVE MELUS' HELPFUL ADVICE
SILVER'S QUIPS??
T
THEY HELPED US
S
SO MUCH
W
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
I
WHAT
W
WHO
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY
WH
WHY
WHY??

you.. you mean they didn't die in the initial outburst........?

WFAHIWF
IFIW OAIJG WAHA??
WHA???/
WHY
WHYWHYWY????


BUT I AM
BUT WE ARE
NA
NAVIA
NAVIAAAAA WFHAW
WHAT DO WE DO
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITHOUT SILVER AND MELUS
THAT WAS LIKE
THAT'
THEY WERE THE O
they were the ones I was most looking forward to...
I..
I..??!??

I'm sure they'll come back, I'm sure of it.. they'll come back, they'll come back...

AWFHAWHF WHy
WHY
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THEM TO ME AGIAN??
I
I DON'T
I CAN'T

NONFWO
NOO
CAN'T VEVE
I CAN'T EVEEN DO THE

a... aa.............

no.... no...... don't show me...

WHAHDOAHAH??

UM UH UH UH H-h-hh-hELLO????

ooh I see. That's cool!

FSSFWFA LOOK AT ARLECCHINO"S PONTAIL LOOK AT THAT RED OMG
thank you SO MUCH for taking my mind of this.. this TRANSGRESSION!!

um.. ah, n-no!! no..! (WHAT DOES SHE MEAN????)

OH she's talking to, okay that makes sense

You're amazing, Arlecchino~

I KNOWWWWW DUDE I I LOVED THEM SO MUCH THEY THEY DIDN'T DESERVE THAT. WHAT LIKE
THEY
DID NOT
WHATSOEVER

ooh, thanks for telling me your exact location, miss...

UM UM UH YESAH??

yes!! yes I do! very much!

I'd love to work with arlecchino! I know it's inevitable she does.. SOMETHING... but I believe she genuinely wants to help fontaine!

oohh... okay... oh, is it like, rumerian..?

ah. I understand.

hm..! okay! I mean, it could still happen...

oh.. okay.... I'm flattered..!

ah! yeah,?

the living are too stressed to.... ugh, nevermind...

yeah.. me too.

ooh, I wonder if these were always here before this version? I mean, I never really explored this side of fontaine

thaaaaaat's a domain entrancw!

that looks cool!

wooowwww smhsmhsmh where's my navia trial, hm!?!?!

caterpillar!

that... I don't want navia to be here....

eugh.. uh oh....

and maybe the only way FORWARD, is getting WET oh my gosh I hate this

this is... safe......

wow.... that's beautiful...
uh, why's the camera doing that lol

hHHHUH
[if I forget to put the cutscene link in later, this is the scene where navia falls off the bridge and we fail to save her]
WHAT WAS TH
OKAY
SHE
FELL INTO THE PRIMORDIAL SEA
RIGHT
AND
SINCE SHE'S PLAYABLE, SHE'LL SURVIVE
WHICH MEANS
MELUS AND SILVER
ARE STILL
ALIVE!!!!

MELUS???//

w...whuh,.,.?

uh.. YEAHHH

sooo whyyyyyy is dead navia on trial..?

are these the deceased's names? I accidentally skipped over that line agh

j.. joinville..? "join my village"!?!?

..for gross negligience..?

UM.. YEAH IT ISN'T! YOU GO MELUS! GO GO GO SILVER!!

okay.. so primordial seawater IS, as I guessed, memory-juice- aaaand people wanna merge it together...

bro who do you think you are, the oratrice meqanique d'analyse cardinale? 

BRO
HOW ARE THEY SO COOL
F
FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE
THeY'RE STILL AMAZING

they were all victims of the primordial sea..?

y.. YEAH!! EVERYONE HERE SO

who is joinville...

mhm. yep. I sawww an oceaniddd show up on screen soooooooooooooooo~

uh she's not IN poisson rn SMH

yeah! I knew it! smh! everyone's conciousnesses will be absorbed into one! wait.

that wasn't on my bingo card....

WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HI NEUVILLETTE
OMG
WHAT
THAT'S SO COOL

YEAH! YEAH SIT DOWN! GET IN YOUR PLACE!!! SILENCE.

YES! PLEASE!! GET OUTTA THIS.. THIS IS LIKE LEGIT THE AFTERLIFE

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
WHY THEM??
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THEM???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS
WHWAH
THIS
WHAHA

um... hi navia..!

hi neuvillette..! how did you get here so fast??

A
AAWW WHA
the..
THEY
they were so devoted to navia.. that they were able to save her.. after death..?
THAT'S SO CUTE
AND SO SAD
WHTA
PLEASE
STOP
I AM TEARING UP WHAT
W
I
I'LL NEVER HEAR SILVER SAY "Poisson" EVER AGAIN I

oh! yes, did she??

caterpillar2!?!?

the.. THE PROPHECY
IT'S DRAGONSPINE ALL OVER AGAIN

CELESTIA
OMG
CELESTIA ACTUALLY MENTIONED IN A QUEST
FINALLY
wait why doesn't paimon konw it lol

people.. surrounding her...

well... yes.......

oh..! true...
wait, no.
she's the hydro archon, right?
so, when she dies.. a BUNCH of water should burst fourth
...a BUNCH of water.
enough to destroy a whole nation, I'm sure

wa... AWHFAWHFWA WHY??
WHUHH
HUH??
WHAT
I
WAS
*NOT* EXPECTING THAT
AT ALL
WAS THAT IN THE TRAILERS?? I DIDn"T WATCH THEM HAHA
D
DUDE!!! WHAT!!!!11
THAT'S SO-- WHAAA!!!!!!!!1
What'chu doin' here, Mona? Here to pick up your paycheck?

haha, I was just about to ask you the same question-!!

GASP
THE THEORIES
ARE FINALLY GONNA BE (DIS)PROVEN!!

SHE'S NOT!!!
Definitive answer! lol

uh, because, uh... well, the theories..... yk......
Mona, can your scryglass access the internet?

oh..! hm!

hm! Mona the Great!

yep! We knew that! well, we knew the barbeloth part, though the trismegistus thing we did not!
also... this really is making me think skirk'll be from the hexenzirkel! that's so cool!!

I.. um... okay! her, have you been to sumeru?

pFFFFT

oh..! wow, okay! great to finally have confirmation on that, I guess. there was alot of confusion...

..that being said... MONA WHY ARE YOU IN FONTIANE
HUH
LIKE
CHILDE
I
SORTA GOT
BUT
YOU??
HUH
THIS QUEST IS SO FULL OF SURPRISES FWAIOJFAWIFJ
WHAT'S NEXT, KOKOMI??

"the what waters?"
"uhhhh..."
"hey mona wanna do a scry on, uh, fontaine? as a whole? no reason in particular."

oh. I'm so dumb she literally works with the steambird pfft

oh!

yeah...... sorry, I'm just still in awe that she's here...

hm... maybe your master knows?

ooohh..! that does make sense. I believe ya!

hm....
it.. it wasn't skirk, right..?
no.. no, it couldn't be...

f.. finally..!? did something happen?

w.. wha!! um.. oh no...

so what she's SAYING is she simply doesn't KNOW!!

Mhmm.. as much as I love you, Furina, we can NOT let that one slide...

ooh... interesting. that's where her vision's gonna go...

....
..my textures are glitching..!

Furina! Even NEUVILLETTE is confused! what are we to do? who are we to go to other than you, the archon??

ooh... matters of which...?

mhmm.. if you need help, just SAY IT! sure, you probably can't say it to your PEOPLE, but you SURE CAN WITH NEUVILLETTE!!

ooohhh WHAT
w
WHERE DID THAT PERSONALITY SHIFT COME FROM HUH
LIKE
I'D EXPECT HER TO CHANGE FORMES SFJOIWEGJOIJE
SHE
okay
f
furina
neuvillette cares about fontaine.. of course he'd investigate that...

that's.. mhmm. that's the line..!

she's.. smug..?

yeah, uh, we gotta find out what this is...

I... euggh......

arlecchino! she's.. uh...
she's.. REALLY afraid of arlecchino...

this feels wrong.. but then again, what choice do we have..!

hiii lynette~~~
did I mention I met anairis quinones? yes? okay...

yes!!

yes please!

NNNNO UM HE'S UH HE
HE HAS UH HE HE DOESN'T WANNA I CAN CONFIRM

fwoiajfaowifj
every time the camera changes a new person is revealed this is great soijfoigwe

I am SO HAPPY that clorinde is here! get that screentime, dude!!!

PFFFT THIS IS SO FUNNY

W
WILL WE
WILL WE BECOME THE MARECHAUSSEEE HUNTERS REBORN??
also, of COURSE I've heard of them. do you not know what artifacts are, clorinde?? smhsmh...

Oh..! Wow..!! um, I did not know that. didn't read the lore lol

ooh!! Just like Kaveh and Faruzan in the Parade of Providence!! gosh I love genshin

what's this angle.. is somebody watching..?

hm?

huh.. is someone here?

GASP
MONA
IT'S MONA
THAT'S THE
THAT'S A HEXENZIRKEL CUP

Yes! yes you have! in dawn winery!!! EEEK!!!

is.. is this barbeloth's..? hold on I am rewatching the hexenzirkel cutscene RIGHT NOW

..okay! watched it! all I can say is this is NOT barbeloth!

OH
IT'S R ISN'T IT
NO THAT'S RHINEDOTTIR
IT'S
THE PERSON
WHO
WE SAW
AT THE END OF SUMERU
THEY TALKED IN OUR HEADS
SUMERU?
NO IT WAS THE ARCHON INTERLUDE LOL
ANYWAYS
HER
I FORGOT 
HER NAME
BUT
IT'S HER
N!!
IT'S N!
NICOLE!!!

oh... smh.... paimon you just stole my thunder...

yeah... I thought I was so smart....

rednasyo is crying right now
also

BOOM! that's been on my board since 4.0!

unrelated but DUDE!!! MY PFP IS FURINA SMH

oh my god I REALLY LOVE HER ACCENT Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hello~~

haha, yes yes!!

don't worry~

yep! this isn't even the first time we've seen her, even!!

right... I understand.

aaa I love you mona! you're so cool!x

does it just say that we're not allowed to come here for spoiling that book that one time...

paparazzi!!

the knave? we are in the hotel deboard...

OH
IT"S THE
IT'S THE CAKE FURINA ATE

WAIT

THIS ISN'T EVEN THE
OAIWJOAIFWJ

ASDAOWIDJ I LOVE SEDENE
ESPECIALLY THEIR VA!! THEY'RE KILLING IT!!

a... true, haha

p... paimon don't ask me these things..!

ooh.. that's, uh, that's not good lol

hey girl....

..hi.

..ya don't say...

oh... oh no. oh nonono
FURINA WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING???
FURINA DE FONTAINE
NOW!!

YES! YES!!!!!

yes, of course!

[cutscene of the box um uh I hope there's a video for these]

LYNEY
THAT WASA CTUALLY SO COOL
WHAT
HOW??

whaaaa~~ lalala~ can't hear ya!

nope! the people want answers!

wwwYEEeeshhh uhh... I wouldn't if I were you, Furina...

oh she would.

mhmm!!! I'm sorry but.. this is what must be done!

oh I can definitely believe it lol

wait I wanna add something to the bingo board. I have a blank space, after all!


yyep...

ah... I see.

oohhh, I see!
woww I wish genshin had a hide UI featureeee liek hsrrr

heh, I thought so

I know!! that was actually so cool dude!!

WOOOO!!! FATHERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

absolutely! uh, you're hitching right now, though.

WHA! THIS SI SO COOL!!! ALL OF THE CHARLOTTE STUFF LEAD UP TO THIS?? AAAA!!!

!!GASP
THIS PICTURE
SAVE IT
WOO

okay... It's all been leading up to this...

..phew! no pressure...

HI SARAH MILLAR-CREWS

w.. whuuuuh

that... that doesn't work! I.. I refuse to believe it!!!

nO!! Why would she!

SEE!! I SIDE WITH HER ON THIS!!

um..! UM..!! MARA..!?!??!?

Oh! Yeah! A curse, just like arlecchino said!

well... I personally don't think so.. but hey! we may convince even me in this trial here today!

uh.. childe real

oh..! OH..!

wait how did I not screenshot the entire sequence of SORRY GUYS I'M TOO IMEMRSED

she...

yep....

n.. no..!!!?? NO!!?? WHA???

oh.. oh no
she
GUYS
SHE'S
SHE'S CRYING ALONG ON HER THRONE
SHE
GUYS!
GUYS!!!

not guilty? please..! please say..!

but..! does it say something else?

WHAT?

HUH
N
NONONONO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NOON
DUDE
THE
THE
I THOUGHT ALL
ALL THE TALKING ABOUT THAT IN ACT I
WAS
IT WASN'T GONNA
IT
THE
THE DAMNT CHEVKOV'S GUN DAMNIT OR WHATEVER IT IS
Um
FURINA PLEASE DON'T
ALSO
IF YOU KILL  HER THEN
F
FONTAINE WILL
FONTAINE WILL..!

yes... YES..!! THE HYDRO ARCHON. WHICH MEANS FURINA ISN'T THE
PHEW

h... HUH!?!?!??

THE
THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER
FREMINET HAVING THE COURAGE TO SPEAK? PUBLICLY???

ooh.. wow...

h.... WHAT
wait
t
THAT ONE ASHIKAI THEORY WAS TRUE??

WAHWHAWHWA WHOAH

yep! they're also oceanids!

yeah!!!

[cutscnee]
WFAIWFj
FAWaw
CHILDE??
HE
LOOK HOW HURT HE IS
HAS
HAS HE JUST
TIRELESSLY BEEN TRYING TO KILL THAT THING??
LOOK HOW HE DEFENDED THE PEOPLE OMG WHAT
ALSO
DUDE
HE
IS HE OKA
OKAY
ALSO
THAT THING BROKE THROUGH NEUVILLETTE'S DRAGON SHIELD
ALSO
IDK IF THAT'S A NEW CHILDE FORME Or IF IT'S JUST CUZ HE' SO
UH
IDK
WHAT 
TIHS IS SO COOL

chosen.. so it can think...

eugh....

yeah... he.. wow...

most probably! hopefully!

yeah! also... WHERE IS SHE???

[cutscene]

THE ORATICE CAN KILl
ALSo
WHO IS THAT

WHAT

WHOOOOOO AER YOU
WHAT
WHY
if you're the one hurting furina 
then I.. UGH!!

poor.. poor furina...

I know! aah gosh I love furina...

GUWAU
THAT
THAT IS
CREEPYPASTA MATIERAL

IT IS ALMOST 11pm I DON'T NEED THIS

it's... the fountain line...

literally so much has happened between the two screenshots but you've gotta understand that I am SO DAMN IMMERSED
anyways uh
yeah
this
wow...

[cutscene]

AS YOU WISH LET'S HECCKING DOOOO THISSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo

..that's not a name, that's a title...
BUT
Y'KNOW WHAT
IT'S SO MEAN IT DOESN'T DESERVE A NAME

THE MUSIC IS HAPPY I AM HAPPY EVERYONE IS HAPPY
except.. silver.. melus...

okay.. this is probably the super long epilogue, isn't it lol
same thing happened in sumeru.. surprise party?

anyways, that's just my mental note to know this is far from over lol

wow.. it's so weird to see poisson just.. in the middle! fonttaine feels SMALLER with the new areas lol

Oh it's the box puzzle!

another person of the house of the hearth!! see I know gensihn lore

AWWWWWWWW THIS SI SO CUTE

haha, popular~~

and.. back to prison we go...

AWWWWW IT'S THESE TWO AGAIN

w
wait
I
I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN IT ALL THAT
I
FORGOT TO
W
WH
WHERE
WHERE IS CHILDE???
WHERE IS CHILDe
WHERE IS HE
WHAT DI DSKIRK D
WHAT DID SKIRK DO TO HIM HUH
WHERE IS HE

not surprising at all lol

awwh.. I wanted to talk to him..!

HELLO FATHER!!

mhmm! pleasantly suprised you didn't betray us! woo!! where's act VI, act VII, no way this is the end..

speaking of partners! uh, wanna.. be on banner...

oh! yes yes

arlecchino.. escape. now.

phew....

ooh.. that's a great explanation

so.. where is she?

I.. I'm honestly not ready at all

HUH????

not vishaps?

wow... okay, then...

yeah.. does NOT sounds like a fun holiday destination!

yep! I know sigh sigh, I did the weinlesefest!! (not me forgetting that that was limited)

the third..?!

T
THE
THEWA
GNOSISES ARE
R
REMA
WHA

well..
that
was a damn good story

there are a few loose ends, ones of which I suspect will be cleared up in furina's story quest.
does.. does she even..

oh, okay. she does.

anyways

just like furina..

I am so tireed............

not as much as her of course but uh

uh

uh

GOODNIGHT!!

~Moon

PS: I started this post at 6:53. it is now 12:32. (midnight)




























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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