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Sunday, February 4, 2024

CLOUD RETAI-- I mean, XIANYUN'S story quest!

 Heyyaa~~

with all the chenyu vale stuff, I'm a bit late to this story quest, aren't I!!

and I can gauge that by the fact that REDNASYO ALREADY UPLOADED A VIDEO??

I LOVE HIS VIDEOS!!!

BUT I CAN'T WATCH IT CUZ I HAVEN'T DONE THE STORY QUEST!!!

so...

WHAT

OMG THIS ONE'S SO OLD LMAOO

sure!

ah yep yep

yeah! ALSO LOOK AT THE CHENYU MOUNTAINS

WHAT???
WHY IS THIS LOCKED
DON'T YOU NEED TO GO HERE FOR THE LIYUE ARCHON QUEST????

hiiii cloud retainer....

PFFFFFFFFTTTTT

mhmm!!!

yes yess sureeeee

sure!

ooohh!!

WAIT ISN'T IT THE PLACE WHERE YOU HAD TO DO THE QUEST AND IT'S THE HIGHEST POINT IN LIYUE??

okay! you want us to go get it?

awwhh

sure! let's-a-go!!!

yep yep !!!!

YES!! that place.. omg.... the memories...
AND NOW I'M GONNA SEE THE VIEW WITH ALL OF SUMERU, FONTAINE, AND CHNEYU VALE!!!

LOOOKKK I CAN SEE ROMARITIME HARBOUR FROM HEREEEE

sumeru city.. deshret's mausoleum.. romaritime harbour.. what WOULD be the harvisptokhm were I further in the quest...

I can see elynas from here!!!

AND chenyu vale!!!

blueprints aquired~

here you go~

oh. right.

wow... this place brings back memories!!!

OH M GOD
I GOT JUMPSCARED BY
PAIMON
BUT LIEK
OLD PAIMON
THAT WAS SO WEIRD

theeeeeeere we go

yay!!!

woo!!

yeah! that one's built of plaustrite too!

so you're... gonna build your own?

mhmm...

ooohhh true true

okay... NOW we can start the quest..!!!!

onward!!!

I see her already!

yeah!! now we're just showing up without a gift!!! huh!!!

"rex lapis..."
"assassinated!?"
"..at the rite of descension!?!?!"

okay!!

(yes we HAVE seen her!! in last year's lantern rite cutscene!!!!)

yeahh!!!

she DOES!!!

LOOK SHE'S A DISNEY PRINCESS

hell yeah!! let's go!!!

hi pretty lady!!!

vision... definitely fake lol. look it isn't even glowing

PFAJWOKAWOIFJAWOIFJ I LOVE THAT READ 

KSJDAIWFOUKBNDJAKAYJkfbmns dfxd

are STUPID!! a cursory change of my appearance and you barely recognize me? HMPH!!!

well... sorta..?

CLOUD RETAINER!!!

WDYM HOW DID THAT HAPPEN SHE'S AN ADEPTUS

mhmm..!!?!? are we going to liyue harbour!

true. we don't want your fans flocking around...

TRUEEEEE

SPEAK FOUL NOT OF THE ADEPTUS

yeahhh haah giftsss

yeah!! (I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDA BROUGHT GIFTS PAIMON)

makes sense~~

unless if you have some other disciples..?

ooh! nice!!!

uhhhh not reallyyyyy

YEAH bet you didn't guess THAT, huH!?!?!

yes! let's go!!!

makin' my way downtown

whattt that's so sad


REALLY???

YEAH YOU CAN'T JUST MOVE OUT LIKE THAT

woah. this building is... WAY smaller than I remember!

maybe..? not sure!

come BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKKkk

because we're not supposed to call you cloud retainer!!

whaaaaat why

TRUEEEEEEE okay okay we gotta LURE HER HERE

OKAY! GOT IT!!!

OFHWAHFHW Fhi hi ganyu

yeah...

YEAH that's her MOM

yeah! hiya!!!

oohh I see

maybe SHENHE hasn't seen her in that form tho!

yessss sureeeee

KDNAJOSWFJLEJIJWM FLUIJ

awwwwwwww

yeah!!!!!

and would that "important buisness" be "visiting your disciples"..?

JFAWIOFJAOIWJOWIAFJ

she
she just
abandoned her work
to spend time with you..!!!

mhmm mhmm!!!!!

AWWWWWWWWWw

NOOOOOOO IT'S FINE IT'S FINEEEEEEE

so yeah we lived through 168 samsara cycles... fontaine flooded... the works

yeah!!! otherwise what's the point of staying undercover!

that was pretty quick!

a... a book?

oohh that's so cool!!

..maria?
I mean
manara?
no that's withering
the
m
mmmm
the chenyu vale withering...

wooaaahhhhh

I wonder how well they know each other?

yeah! where does she work!!!
omg what if it's wangsheng funeral parlour...
OMG NO WHAT IT'S IT'S WITH THE OPERAHOUSE

she's GOTTA

ooohhh!! I see!

OOOHHH YESS YES THAT' SOS COOL

mhmm!!

yes. that would be visiting shenhe AND YOU OKA YBYE

oh??

whacchu sayinnn' bruv

right.

that. is. not. a good idea.

uhh... sticky honey roast..?

JKDAJWODIJAOWIJIJWD

YES!! gimme some uh... jade parcels? NONO!! golden shrimp balls!!!

Hmph! A cursory change in one's appearance, and you can barely recognize me?

mhmmm...

yeah!!!

maybe she just says that to everybody

awww

AWWWWWWWWWW

KOJIOWjUIALHLU  AAAA I'M GONNAA SOB

yeah! yeah!!

we're ALL here for shenhe! also HIII CHEF MAOOO

wh.. INSIDE the resteraunt..?

oohh... is this a staff table??

mhmm!! you have NOTHING to worry about-!

I'm sure she's been fineee probably

just be scary?

...

that is smart!

mhm!! way better than when we FIRST met you...

yeah!

AWWW YAYYY

YEAH!!! SHE'S MISSING YOU SOOOOOOO MUCHH

wait

how are letters even delivered to mt aocang...

yeah! just did!

UH!! she still IS powerful!!

oooh! tell tell~

so she walked? turned into a human and RAN!!?

a RACECAR

oooh!!! that's so cool...
WAIT
ELECTROPOWERED??
A MOTORBIKE???

wow...
she invented motorcycles...

awh dang!!

pfft they're so cute

YES say yes

YOU'RE LYINGGGGGGG

liar liar pants on fire

they're both the real cloud retainer!!

aww

LMAOO SHE'S SAYING COME HOME PLEASE
shenhe has to work! and integrate into human society!!!

yes

fisshew!

okay. see youu~~

WHERE are the golden shrimp balls

oohh!! fancy

dang.
we gotta buy more table
wait plot twist what if that's the person cloud retainer needed to see

awh...

yeah!

yeah sure!!!

helloooo~

yeah. wh. what is wrong with it

hm... true? she does have the grey hair and wrinkles, but she doesn't have the signature genshin impact granny slouch...

know each other?

are you SURE you haven't met before?

interesting..

..huh?

huh...

ahh.. that sucks...

OR

some sorta curse...

awwh....

noooooo..

uhhhh.. cloud retainer..?

hm.. probably not

OAFJOIWJFOIAWJFOIJ

hm...

OH yes we haven't done. that. yet.

ahh yes yes

OOOHH???

OOH YES!! WE HAVE A LEAD! LET'S-A-GO!!!

you mean.. madame ping!?

hiiyyaaaa~

don't worry! that's okay!

ooh..?

WAIT it was only FIFTY?? years ago??
so she definitely HAS met cloud retainer..

I see... so we don't get to go to chenyu vale, huh...

or maybe... they were ashamed of something..?

cloud retainer!!!

oooh!! also HI MADAME PING~

uh, you?

mhmm~

ooh..?

OHH????????

but that's JUST A THEORY! A GAME THEORY!!!

I know, I know...

woo!!!

mhm! do we know your grandpa?

oh! yes he was DEFINITELY an exorcist!!

old people bonding!!!

oh..? okay! sure!!!

xianyun is. paimon isn't. as for me..? well, it would depend who you ask...

(ALSO GOODNIGHT LIYUE IS PLAYING AAA)

yeah!


YEAH XIANYUN YOU KEEP SLIPPING UP!!!

well duh. cuz she knew it.

ooh!

AWWW

it
it isn't you?
hm
well I guess you're not PURE white, you've got the blue patterns n all...

WANGSHUU INN'S WHERE I SORROW
WHERE I LAMENT EVERYDAY
COULD I HAVE YOUR HEIGHT TO BORROW
TO JUST BE TALL FOR A DAYYY

..is it where you sorrow..!?!?

..huh?

ah. it's an INN!! remember? somebody else may be using said room!

huh? is it xiao?

WOOO IT IS WHERE HE SORROWS!!!

ahh I see!

nope~!

DUDE HIS VOICE IS SO SOFT RIGHT NOW HE'S SUPER RELAXED THAT'S SO COOL

NAVIA???
also isn't that the GUIZHONG ballista..

oohh!! tell us tell us~!

because she was in her human form in the WAR!!!! the WAR!!! it'll bring back WAR memories, paimon!!!

I see~!


OOH???

TELLL USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

ah-? xiao we gotta go!

OH! YEAH! TELL US!!!

ah! so the illness thing was true...

who is THIS

ADEPTI blood...
okay.
if eating god flesh turns you into an abyssling
I don't think adeptus blood would be any better

ah! that's true...

eyy!! maybe she's from downriver!


yeah! what!! time to save downriver!

it's called downriver!

ah!! woah!! that's a BIG hint!!!

huh...



that... is a clue.....

what DID you do... my gosh...

mt aocang!

really? okay...

this! was here from since we first met you earlier today!!

ahh, that's the CD you got madame ping to make!

OOHH IT'S NOT A CD IT'S A VINYL!!




just what did she go through...

the pure white crane...

yep...

don't worry. we're happy to help!

an.. an adeptus..?

yeah?

WAIT
IF SHE'S AN ADEPTUS
WAS XIAO FORSHADOWING IT WHEN HE SAID HE SENSED AN ADEPTAL PRESENCE

We are. let's hear it.

ah..? I see...

oohh! so she was a REGULAR white crane

"coincidence"?

couldn't be..??


awww (she can take on a male form too? can she take on any form ever?? that's cool!)

uh-huh-!

oohh!!
it's like freminet's recount in the archon quest...
oh, and childe's!

understandable so!

oh, lemme guess, c3r1 noblesse?

yep!!!

..where ARE we?

..where?? this place is way too pretty!!!

wangshuu inn?? we're in dihua marsh?

oh. right, obviously this is a recolleciton
OR IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 50 YEARS AGO

pfft she's such a mother

awww

wow...

so cool

OH. it was just a fake mustache LMAOOO

ooh....

she intervened THEN too??

CHASM battle music??
I'm not complaining~

I see...

OOHH that makes so much sense actually

I don't even have any theories as to how that happened lol

liyue harbour lights~

really?

whaa!!


WHAAAA!!!!

HUH!!

wow...

well.. yeah

AWWW

that's.. sad. but, every life does come to an end...

awww yes!! good luck to you both..

it's okay, shuyu...

oh.. okay...

AQWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw
HTAHTH
THAT CUTSCNEE WAS SO SWEET
AAA
AND OMG I LOVE XIANYUN
CLOUD RETAINER WHATEVEr
LITERALLY THE MOM OF EVERYONE
AAAAA WHADHIOAWOFIJAOWIFJ


PAIMON THAT IS yoUR FINGER!!!

rriightt

AWWWWWW
YESSS YES DO IT
DO IT DO IT!!!

well
her grandma is gone for now, and SHE studied under you
she might wanna learn the ways of the adepti to help people
..she doesn't have anyone to go back to right now!

OOOH YEAH I FORGOT THAT PART

oooh wow!!!

ooh wow!! is she gonna see zhongli lol

TRUUUUUUEEEEEEEEE

sure! also i just realized IT'S A MUSIC BOX TOO!!

oh! yes!

what's wrong with her yard sale!!

OH wow..

IGNORAMUS??
sEEE
WHEN YOU SAY SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS
say they're family heirlooms...

ah! yes!!!

ZHONGLI??

SHUYU???
LOOK AT YOUR
AT YOUR
AT YOUR DRIP??/
HOOLYYY!!!

IT LOOKS SO PRETTYTY

I KNEW IT!!!

LMAOOO

KADJIOFWJWA LAMAOFWA I CAN'TT

THIS IS SO FUNYI CAN'T

phew!


WAAITT
wait
is that marcomeatball-

a BILLION mora
also I DON'T think that's marcomeatball maybe he's just on my mind

SNORE SNORE??

okay so fontaine flooded and also

mhmm! almost as if a thousand years have passed...

ooh yess!! bamboo shoot soup!!!

yes!!

..another adeptus, let's say!

I mean whaaaaaaaaaaa??/

pfftt

yeah!

if I could fallll
intoo the skyyyyy
do you think timeeee
would pass me byyyyy
cuz you know I'd walk a thousand miles if I could
just
see(?)
you
TONGIHT
BA BALANA BALADA LAAA BA BAAALALA

anyways
GREAT QUEST
I LOVED IT
VERY GOOD!! I LOVE CLOUD RETAINER !!!
WHAA!!
the only bad part was
I was talking about fontaine so much
I can't show this to pow smh...

okay! that's all! I have a rednasyo video to watch, now~

byebye-!

~Moon


































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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