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Saturday, February 10, 2024

Lantern Rite 2024 Act I Pt II + Act II

 

Heyyaa~~

sorry I had to end yesterday's post early. but here I am! ready for lantern rite! woohoo!!!!

let's... get right to it..!!!

whew!

oh! we need to game!

gosh.. I love gaming but I HATE his skill!!!!

HOW COME RAMMING INTO THE ENEMY DOESN'T DEAL DMG
IT MAKES NO SENSE
LIKE IN TERMS OF HIS KIT IT MAKES SENSE BUT IT'S SO JARRING

why couldn't he have smth like kazuha's...

I FORGOT TO CHECK HIS BUILD
oh nvm it's c3r1 noblesse...

well yeah... it's his job.

..okay then.!!!!!

yep~!

still still~!

FIGHT ME assumign it's GITCG and not uh. go fish. I dunno how to play that
how about old maid? we can play that!!!

NOOO WE'rE GONNA HAVE AUTOSCROLLING DIALOGGUEEEE

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
those are some nice chairs tho~ WFHAIOJDWIO BTEH DIALGOGE

PAIMON STOP EVERYTHING IS WAY TOO FAWST RN AAA

winter melon cake..?

cool

PACE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ERASE YOURSELF

I guess that makes sense

thnak you! what is it? m

some what?? dude I bet he said it but I can't I I'm distracted cuz the AUTPSCROOLING DIALOGUE

WAS THERE SOME I MISSED????

nope

that's cool!!!

HOW MUCH DID I MISS I


YEAH SU REIAWRJOAWI


FIIIIIIINALLYYY

dang. I thought it'd be decorated for the lantern rite.

THE YILONG WARF MUSIC IS SOOOOO NICEEE

SORRY I'M JUST SO EXCITED

huh..?

I haven't been to yilong wharf enough to know if those fish were always there or are just for the lantern rite

..?

they HATE YOU!?!?

ah.

mhmm!

they don't want him to be wushou dancing, right?

figures! that's okay, it's normal!

dang 
sooo many people complained about stealth
 now it's just gone :(

AAA YILONG WHARF MUSICCC!!!

and then BOOM family appears behind him

lol

whaaaattt nooooo 
(paimon!! stop taking advantage of his hospitality!!!)

you're the person in the solitary suanni trailer!!!

team dim sun...

minutes.

mhmm!!!

due to.. the rain..?

woooaahhh!!!

DANGGGG BRO WE WE
yeah go do that gaming haha

a!! okay then!? but you ALREADY paid for one of our meals!!! kinda

nuh-uh paimon...

uh.. okay then..!!!!! 


(shh!! paimon don't tell him!)

okay! sure!!!

yes!!!!

oohh true!

UHH
HELLO??/
what ARE you doing here???

no! i'm real happyy!!!

YEAH! EXACTLY!!!

paimon.
respect your elders.

uhhh to introduce teh kite thingamabob to chenyu vale but the technology is cloud retainer's so there's a chenyu vale VS liyue harbour kite war!!!

mhmm~!

it's nice to see you out and about!

oh.
that's sad...
I thought you'd compete against it!!

no...

LMAO TRUUUEEE

GHGWIAODJAOIWJDOIAWJ
no she's probably surprised that they cared enough to look for her!

or that~

exactly!!!

AS SHE SHOULD !!!!!!!!!!

LMAOOO YESYES


OOH YeS YES GET IT GET IT!!!

HECK YEAH!!!


YESSS TEA FOR EVERYONE!!!

oohh and now THIS person sees "wow this woman's stacked..." and tries to sell HER seomthing

KKFJAIOWJDOIW

ARE THERE PERSES HERE???
what's the plural of pers...
persis!

huh!

???

?????

OH!! TRUEEEEE TRUE TRUE
buy it
inspect it
MAKE A BETTER VERSION!!
TAHT'S THE CLOUD RETAINER I KNOW AND LOVE!!
uh, xianyun...

yeah!! tell me tell!

I see I see!!!

BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE TEA FOR ALL!!!

yes!

XIANYUN
YOU SHOULD JOIN TOO
SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!!!

ooh!!

ooh yaoyao!!

also shuyu playable when...

UH??
NUH-UH??
SHE'S THE CLOUD RETAINER!!
THE INVENTOR!!
WDYM PAIMON

YESSSSS

wow...

dang...

WOOOOO
THANK YOUUU

uh?
paimon.
once again, she is THE cloud retainer!!

exactly!!!

oh. right. like, anemo. anemooooo.

OH. NVM THAT'S EVEN COOLER

LMAOOOOO

"Imagine if I sold bags as light as that..."

act one done! let's go straight on to the next one!!!

WHAT THE HELL
"GHOTI" IN GENSHIN
THAT"S 
WHAT!!!
that was SO unexpected
I mean in star rail that's commonplace but in GENSHIN???

OH MY GOD
IT'S ARCHERY ALL OVER AGAIN

ah. there we go. there's the quest.

oops!

okay NOW I got to xianyun and them!

thank you!

WWOOOOAOAAH WOAH WOAH HOLLD ON
...
and moon's worst joke of 2024 goes to...

FFAWOIJGAWG?AW??

paimon you IDIOT!!!

oohh wow!

yess!!

figured WHAT out...

no... he's just being nice...

no!!!
NO!!!!
PAIMONNNNN


YEAHHH

nono you should be HAPPY to burst her bubble

mhmmm

but you're a WUSHOU dancer!!!

well YEAH DUH!!!

uh well DEFINITELY and that's probably where the rift comes from

and he was like AUhhw mrR GamMiNg i RAiSeD  You ToT Be A  MErrChAnt nOt SOem fAncY Wushou DanCCere GeT A rREAL jOb

LMAOOO

screw parents who think dreams are just a phase smh
actually screw anybody who things genuine interests are just phases
like!!
people keep asking me when my beyblade phase is gonna end
LIKE??
HELLO???
I'VE BEEN IN THIS "PHASE" FOR OVER 10 YEARS!!!

[wrong screenshot.]
oh dang...

oh. I see. that's understandable!! your dad needs to THINK about what he's done!

yeah!!! stupid smh..

YEAH!!! you prove him wrong gaming

well we'll MAKE IT BIG!! MHMM!!!

AUNTY xianyun! that's cute

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEE MEEEE PAIMON????
HELLO???
WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY???

LMAOO
YOU MEAN SHE'S TRIED TO DITCH THE "ONE"???


it would be cool!!


pride!!!

heck yeah!! we'll all work together to make the PERFECT kite!!!

nice

nice! everybody's here!

smhsmh ganyu!!!

oh my gosh?
she's even SLEEPIER than USUAL???

mhm!!
(DUDE! THIS IS THE FIRST EVR ONSCREEN GANYU AND SHENHE INTERACTION!!!)

..is she gonna slap her or smth
touch her with cold hands?

GASP

SHENHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

huh..!!

ghghoiwjaoijdwww....

WHY ARE YOU COUGHING???

th
that's true

yeah!!!

oh my god I just thought..
I have sensitive teeth..
what if the horns are like that
hghgWOFA>W>W>.d.df/....

huh! interesting!

yeah lol

thank goodness!!

were you even CONSIOUS???

yess it'd be so cool!

cuz you don't wanna leave the place with KEQING smhsmh....

I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING TO SHENHE FOR A SEC-

oh..?

yeah!!!

KDJAOWIJFOAWIJ I LOVE HIM

where's shuyu..

mhmm~~

shenhe and xianyun are soooo cute

who? qiqi?

absolutely!!!

thought so!!

smhsmh.. working yourself to the bone AS USUAL

but thennn masterrr...

ABSOLUTELYYY AAAA I LOVE XIANYUN

NOOO GAMINGGG

I see

gaming, if your dad doesn't take you back in, there's always aunty xianyun...

SHUYU!!

she was GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE PAIMON

nice!

SIIIGGHHH....

paimon...

TRUEE look at that. so! many! people!!!

oh! right! that's why gaming's here

oh. I remember....

okay! will do!!!

NUH UH!!! PARTICIPATION! LIFE IS YOUR CREATIONNn

awhh...

MEDAKA


OOOH YESS
see NOW they're besties

where's man chai...

..I honestly cannot tell!!

AWWWWW
bro
she's so young..
yet she can WHISTLE LIKE THAT.....
smh
it took me SO MANY YEARS to learn how to whistle...

yayy~

grey?

blue AND gold!
wait.

make it like... the blue/black gold/white dress...

cuz of how it shines?

awwwww

DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY

lol

I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOINGGG

yeah... now that I have the sensitive teeth image in my head.... it's so scary

honestly? me too!!!

..plants???

SMARTTT she already flies anyways!

true!

...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
foreshadowing, much?

ooh!!

OMG IT'S LITERALLY 2.3

yeah!

whaaat!?!?

yes yes!

mhmm?

AWWW WE'RE GETTING SO MANY OF THESE STILLS THIS LANTERN RITE

uhh.. sorta..?

OH. THEY MEANT GANYU ADN SHENHE'S ONE I AM SOOO DUMB

interesting!!

what the heeeccckkk

where is man chai...


WOAHHH

paimon!

pfft

WOOOO!!!!

I didn't realize she was refering to a kite...

keqing!?!?

oh. WHO LOST THIS KITE

YEAH!!!!

DANG!! iS THIS A CHALLENGE???

ghwahiow

um... okay.!!

yep! sure!!

yeah. adeptal wrath.... WAY worse than paimonial wrath..!!

well I don't SEE anyone


GASP.
OF ALL PEOPLE..!

mhmm mhmm

uh WE SURE DO

NUH UH!!!!

GASP
HOW
DARE!!!
INSUBORDINATION!!!!

how DARE they.

oh. I thought she already knew lol
also this is a new ost lol it's pretty cool
it's like the liyue version of that one sumeru song...

SMH!!

GUYS! TALK!!!

YEAH!!! YOU'D NEVER BE WRONG, CLOUD RETAINER!!

KKSFJOAIWJFOIAHFOIWKAJOIWDN

THESE GUYSSSS

right right...

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE

well 
YEAH

YOU BLEW THEIR COVERS
but
deserved
lol

KAJFIOJAHWUFHAOIJDOIWB PAIMONNNNNN

well technically yes but don't worry!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

pfft

novelists?

mhmm...

mhmm...

mhm!

yes ma'am!

what a nice kid!

yeah?

that's true.

well yes.
shenhe, it was a metaphor! 

you've grown up in very different conditions! 
I wonder how different shenhe would be if she was a tad older when her father, uh, TRIED TO SACRIFICE HER???

we Gamin'!

nice!!!

hmm...

GASP
THE OUTFITS!!!!
DUDEEEE LOOK AT SHENHE'S HARRRR
AND GANY'S?? THE JEWELERY??


..why is ganyu's so short lol

YEAH LOL

it's definitely fine!

splendid!!!

lol

who was it??

OOOHH

smhsmh just go with it!!!

awwww

lol

dude
if someone got me a gift like that
I'd love them forever and ever and evermore!!

pfft

yeah... sad he isn't here

well! he's a good kid!

(DUDE GANYU'S DRESS IS SOOO SEE-THROUGH??? I I UHH????)

pffft

okay. well, we'll tell you what we KNOW

ABSOLUTELY
xianyun.. you're so cool...

oh! yay!!!
katie doesn't read my blog, but BOOM! KATIE CAMEO!!!!


TO REPAIR THE FAMILY BONDS?? OKAY! LET'S GO!!!


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP MENOGIUS
totallynotcapitano
he made zhongli's outfit, didn't he...

ooh wow

LAMENTing also OMG BONANUS LORE??? AAAAA

Menogius: "yass SLAYY queen~~"
Bonanus: "I can't SLAY anything in this STUPID SKIRT"

later..!?

oh yeah she KILLED him
lol

ah. yes...

I understand.

absolutely! I'm with you!!!

uhhh
be there
and
do stuff !


YES
you can
pretend to have a familiar dispute near gaming and his dad
and then make up
mhmm

mhm..?

yeah sureee

see ya!

sick! I'll end the post here then too~

I'm gonna play with katie now!

see you.. tomorrow..? yes! tomorrow!!!

bye~~

~Moon




























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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