Heyyaa~~
sorry I had to end yesterday's post early. but here I am! ready for lantern rite! woohoo!!!!
let's... get right to it..!!!
whew!
oh! we need to game!
gosh.. I love gaming but I HATE his skill!!!!
HOW COME RAMMING INTO THE ENEMY DOESN'T DEAL DMG
IT MAKES NO SENSE
LIKE IN TERMS OF HIS KIT IT MAKES SENSE BUT IT'S SO JARRING
why couldn't he have smth like kazuha's...
I FORGOT TO CHECK HIS BUILD
oh nvm it's c3r1 noblesse...
well yeah... it's his job.
..okay then.!!!!!
yep~!
still still~!
FIGHT ME assumign it's GITCG and not uh. go fish. I dunno how to play that
how about old maid? we can play that!!!
NOOO WE'rE GONNA HAVE AUTOSCROLLING DIALOGGUEEEE
AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
those are some nice chairs tho~ WFHAIOJDWIO BTEH DIALGOGE
PAIMON STOP EVERYTHING IS WAY TOO FAWST RN AAA
winter melon cake..?
cool
PACE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU ERASE YOURSELF
I guess that makes sense
thnak you! what is it? m
some what?? dude I bet he said it but I can't I I'm distracted cuz the AUTPSCROOLING DIALOGUE
WAS THERE SOME I MISSED????
nope
that's cool!!!
HOW MUCH DID I MISS I
dang. I thought it'd be decorated for the lantern rite.
THE YILONG WARF MUSIC IS SOOOOO NICEEE
SORRY I'M JUST SO EXCITED
huh..?
I haven't been to yilong wharf enough to know if those fish were always there or are just for the lantern rite
..?
they HATE YOU!?!?
ah.
mhmm!
they don't want him to be wushou dancing, right?
figures! that's okay, it's normal!
dang
sooo many people complained about stealth
now it's just gone :(
AAA YILONG WHARF MUSICCC!!!
and then BOOM family appears behind him
lol
whaaaattt nooooo
(paimon!! stop taking advantage of his hospitality!!!)
(paimon!! stop taking advantage of his hospitality!!!)
you're the person in the solitary suanni trailer!!!
team dim sun...
minutes.
mhmm!!!
due to.. the rain..?
woooaahhh!!!
DANGGGG BRO WE WE
yeah go do that gaming haha
a!! okay then!? but you ALREADY paid for one of our meals!!! kinda
nuh-uh paimon...
uh.. okay then..!!!!!
okay! sure!!!
yes!!!!
oohh true!
UHH
HELLO??/
what ARE you doing here???
no! i'm real happyy!!!
YEAH! EXACTLY!!!
paimon.
respect your elders.
uhhh to introduce teh kite thingamabob to chenyu vale but the technology is cloud retainer's so there's a chenyu vale VS liyue harbour kite war!!!
mhmm~!
it's nice to see you out and about!
oh.
that's sad...
I thought you'd compete against it!!
no...
LMAO TRUUUEEE
GHGWIAODJAOIWJDOIAWJ
no she's probably surprised that they cared enough to look for her!
or that~
exactly!!!
AS SHE SHOULD !!!!!!!!!!
LMAOOO YESYES
HECK YEAH!!!
oohh and now THIS person sees "wow this woman's stacked..." and tries to sell HER seomthing
KKFJAIOWJDOIW
ARE THERE PERSES HERE???
what's the plural of pers...
persis!
huh!
???
?????
OH!! TRUEEEEE TRUE TRUE
buy it
inspect it
MAKE A BETTER VERSION!!
TAHT'S THE CLOUD RETAINER I KNOW AND LOVE!!
uh, xianyun...
yeah!! tell me tell!
I see I see!!!
BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE TEA FOR ALL!!!
yes!
XIANYUN
YOU SHOULD JOIN TOO
SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS!!!
ooh!!
ooh yaoyao!!
also shuyu playable when...
UH??
NUH-UH??
SHE'S THE CLOUD RETAINER!!
THE INVENTOR!!
WDYM PAIMON
YESSSSS
wow...
dang...
WOOOOO
THANK YOUUU
uh?
paimon.
once again, she is THE cloud retainer!!
exactly!!!
oh. right. like, anemo. anemooooo.
OH. NVM THAT'S EVEN COOLER
LMAOOOOO
"Imagine if I sold bags as light as that..."
act one done! let's go straight on to the next one!!!
WHAT THE HELL
"GHOTI" IN GENSHIN
THAT"S
WHAT!!!
that was SO unexpected
I mean in star rail that's commonplace but in GENSHIN???
OH MY GOD
IT'S ARCHERY ALL OVER AGAIN
ah. there we go. there's the quest.
oops!
okay NOW I got to xianyun and them!
thank you!
WWOOOOAOAAH WOAH WOAH HOLLD ON
...
and moon's worst joke of 2024 goes to...
FFAWOIJGAWG?AW??
paimon you IDIOT!!!
oohh wow!
yess!!
figured WHAT out...
no... he's just being nice...
no!!!
NO!!!!
PAIMONNNNN
nono you should be HAPPY to burst her bubble
mhmmm
but you're a WUSHOU dancer!!!
well YEAH DUH!!!
uh well DEFINITELY and that's probably where the rift comes from
and he was like AUhhw mrR GamMiNg i RAiSeD You ToT Be A MErrChAnt nOt SOem fAncY Wushou DanCCere GeT A rREAL jOb
LMAOOO
screw parents who think dreams are just a phase smh
actually screw anybody who things genuine interests are just phases
like!!
people keep asking me when my beyblade phase is gonna end
LIKE??
HELLO???
I'VE BEEN IN THIS "PHASE" FOR OVER 10 YEARS!!!
I'VE BEEN IN THIS "PHASE" FOR OVER 10 YEARS!!!
[wrong screenshot.]
oh dang...
oh. I see. that's understandable!! your dad needs to THINK about what he's done!
yeah!!! stupid smh..
YEAH!!! you prove him wrong gaming
well we'll MAKE IT BIG!! MHMM!!!
AUNTY xianyun! that's cute
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSEEE MEEEE PAIMON????
HELLO???
WHAT IS WITH YOU TODAY???
LMAOO
YOU MEAN SHE'S TRIED TO DITCH THE "ONE"???
it would be cool!!
pride!!!
heck yeah!! we'll all work together to make the PERFECT kite!!!
nice
nice! everybody's here!
smhsmh ganyu!!!
oh my gosh?
she's even SLEEPIER than USUAL???
mhm!!
(DUDE! THIS IS THE FIRST EVR ONSCREEN GANYU AND SHENHE INTERACTION!!!)
..is she gonna slap her or smth
touch her with cold hands?
GASP
SHENHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
huh..!!
ghghoiwjaoijdwww....
WHY ARE YOU COUGHING???
th
that's true
yeah!!!
oh my god I just thought..
I have sensitive teeth..
what if the horns are like that
hghgWOFA>W>W>.d.df/....
huh! interesting!
yeah lol
thank goodness!!
were you even CONSIOUS???
yess it'd be so cool!
cuz you don't wanna leave the place with KEQING smhsmh....
I THOUGHT SHE WAS TALKING TO SHENHE FOR A SEC-
oh..?
yeah!!!
KDJAOWIJFOAWIJ I LOVE HIM
where's shuyu..
mhmm~~
shenhe and xianyun are soooo cute
who? qiqi?
absolutely!!!
thought so!!
smhsmh.. working yourself to the bone AS USUAL
but thennn masterrr...
ABSOLUTELYYY AAAA I LOVE XIANYUN
NOOO GAMINGGG
I see
gaming, if your dad doesn't take you back in, there's always aunty xianyun...
SHUYU!!
she was GIVING YOU A CHANCE TO CORRECT YOUR MISTAKE PAIMON
nice!
SIIIGGHHH....
paimon...
TRUEE look at that. so! many! people!!!
oh! right! that's why gaming's here
oh. I remember....
okay! will do!!!
NUH UH!!! PARTICIPATION! LIFE IS YOUR CREATIONNn
awhh...
MEDAKA
see NOW they're besties
where's man chai...
..I honestly cannot tell!!
AWWWWW
bro
she's so young..
yet she can WHISTLE LIKE THAT.....
smh
it took me SO MANY YEARS to learn how to whistle...
yayy~
grey?
blue AND gold!
wait.
make it like... the blue/black gold/white dress...
cuz of how it shines?
awwwww
DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY
lol
I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOU WERE DOINGGG
yeah... now that I have the sensitive teeth image in my head.... it's so scary
honestly? me too!!!
..plants???
SMARTTT she already flies anyways!
true!
...
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm
foreshadowing, much?
ooh!!
OMG IT'S LITERALLY 2.3
yeah!
whaaat!?!?
yes yes!
mhmm?
AWWW WE'RE GETTING SO MANY OF THESE STILLS THIS LANTERN RITE
uhh.. sorta..?
OH. THEY MEANT GANYU ADN SHENHE'S ONE I AM SOOO DUMB
interesting!!
what the heeeccckkk
where is man chai...
paimon!
pfft
WOOOO!!!!
I didn't realize she was refering to a kite...