Lantern Rite 2024 act IV (finale!)

 Heyya~~

FONTAINE.

yeah.

that's right.

I already know the general premise of what we're gonna do today

WELL

procrastination

the youtube feeds are filled with titles!

and..!

I can't really blame them  this time. I was super late

..BUT THAT CHANGES NOW.

FOR..!!!

we shall start the quest

okay..!

let us begin

but first!

what do you think about this team name? it's furina/cyno/baizhu/nahida

OKAY! NOW LET'S STARt

WOOOO CHENYU VALEEE

mhm? I can imagine!

who..?

also

BULLE FRUIT

FONTAINE REFERENCE

do we know you..?

it's

NOT navia right

I can't think of anybody else fitting tho..

OKAY SO IT IS NAVIA!!

clorinde!????

navia.. you should know...

..when you're high up.... EVERYONE can hear your voice...

heyyaa~

having a holiday, are we?

KSJAIOFWHIOJWOI

happy lantern rite!!!

deserted?? it's overlooking qiaoying village!!!

TRUUEEE

excitement?

macarons!!!

oh! okay

TRUE!!!! you should learn to yodel!

pfft

mhm!

BOOM

see!!

FURINA!!!!

see. if WE shout then some OTHER people are gonna come up and THEY'RE gonna shout and then...

..uh oh!

LMAOO SHE WAS PROBABLY PRACTICING LINES OR SMTH

LMAOOO I KNEW IT

cuz she wanted to see furina..?

aww

(btw I am a HARD furinde shipper.. clorina...)

YEAH imagine going OUT OF THE COUNTRY and you find your FRIENDS

ah..? but I thought he couldn't leave fontaine!

yeah!!!

mhmm!

hm... maybe fontaine could still survive HALF A DAY without

uh

power??

exactly!!!

GASP

omg

he'll probably try seeing which reigon's water produces chenyu vale's best tea...

asked to? not by navia

LISTENNN

TEA IS AMAZING

pfft

sunglo tea! buy ten boxes get half off!

thank goodness!

okay! see you later yu- clorinde

me too, mainly because I CANNOT, like, FATHOM clorinde YELLING

oh. and that.

..screaming is an action!

..dang.

I can't wait 'til clorinde's playable

my ONLY wish is that she has a parry comparable to beidou's

like

that's

my ONLY only wish

please..

please hoyoverse...

please...

miHoYo...

furina??

????

dude?? why is zhongli is a hu tao furina team??? in WHAT universe would you use him over xingqiu?? and if xingqiu's already on the team, USE A SUPPORT???

tea

truee!

both.

I THOUGHT SHE SAID CONVICTED

FISH!

AAAA THAT WAS SO COOL LOL ONE OF THE BEST PAIMONPOSES

hiii hu tao!

...

uh...

HI FURINAA

happy lantern rite furifuriiii

mhmm!!

OH

he knows who she is??

!!!

probably yeah!!!

she's an.. uncommon- RARE tourist??

LEGENDARY TOURIST!?!?!?

POFAPWOKDAOWDK

"You're Furina! the director of The Little Oceanid!"

but-?

BUT!?!?

ADW??D?W??F?????

wait

focalors..?

she's getting BURIED?!?!?

okay! tell me about this partnership!!!

in the fontaine archon quest?

you want... proper rites to everyone who was taken by the primordial sea..?

...

at least she tried!

...

well I think you'd be pretty good at it lol

PFFT

..that took me WAY too long to get

neuvillette?

neuvillette!!

we may have gotten a little hint..

lol

well

1. he probably wanted to socialize

2. he's not from here!!!

not really..? what happened!

OOHH 

right

I see lol

mhm! he's BASICALLY the archon of fontaine rn!

pfft

YEAH smhsmh we can't have that big lore thing in an EVENT

well, if it WAS in an event, lantern rite would make the most sense.

absolutely!

HMMMMMm

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

they were AVOIDING EACH OTHER

smh...

just be friends~

oh

what a pity! how unfortunate!!!

hey!

just sayin'

you're closer!!!

yeah!

can

can we just tell her

like

hu tao

it's fontaine

it's

it's fontaine

that's not a secret

like

what

yeah! nowadays, HE'S the oratrice mecanique d'analyse cardinale

HI NAVIA AND CLORINDE

dang I took the screenshot way too late...

mhm!

they were coming 'round the mountain~

aww

YEAH??!?

ah..?

okay! see you!!!

"let us take you home."

dang

my predictions were off

that's..

nooo....

please :(

furina when are we gonna get the "furina learns that clorinde actually cares about her" arc...

MHMM!!!!

OOOooOOOoOOoOOOOoOOOo~~~

BOOM

thanks hu tao

furina will go home with them now!

i mean MEANIE!!!!

PFJFIOWJADOIJAWOPDKW

IIII

OKAFWJIOIj

PAFKPOWFKPAOWFKPOWFKOP

awww

uh oh~~

mhm!

cat's outta the bag!!

it

IS a snack!!

not sure about desserts...

WAIT

IS IT??

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE

OKAY!!!

WHICH MYTHICAL BEAST

AN ADEPTUS??

SHOW SHWO

ofcofc

aww!

pfft

TRUEE

ah!

LMAOOO

PAIMON SHUT IT..!!

LITERALLY ME WHEN FONTAINE CAME OUT

...

it does...

LMAOOO

riothestlei

TRUEEEE he.. I wanna know what he thinks of neuvillette!

GASP

EXACTLY!!!

a

like a PLUSHIE!!

lol

furinaaa!!!!

well

hm! interestinggg~

SUMERU!!! (so I can use my nahida...)

MONDSTADT!!! so furina can meet fischl...

ah. yes. fortress of meropide.

there he is!

dang

archon quest flashbacks!

hm... yes! it has!!! we didn't get to see you in the fontinalia film festival! if I recall... the last time I saw you was... furina's story quest!

????

lol

mhm! we had a chat with mr...

zhong... li..

of the

wangsheng funeral parlor

taht's his

one and only occupation past present and future.

mhmm

mhm~

she gave you some REALLY good tea??

pfft

wellll YOU'RE the iudex~!

LMAOOO

WHAT IS IT WITH IMMORTAL(?) BEINGS AND GETTING SCAMMED WITH TEA

mhm!!

lol

this is..!

a BEYBLADE!?!?

"yes. wriothesly. I want you to become a beyblade master."

close enough

LMAOOOOOO

ooh~!

pfft

here you go~

pfft

LMAOOOOO

thought so...

so you'll hang it in your office!

oh?

hmm...

why would she need to..

hmmm...

ahh yes yes

go! mondstadt!!!

awww I'm so happy he had such a fun day!!

oh..?

A

A
A
A
A DRAGON 

DRAGON CUP

DRAGON TEASPOON

DRAGON SERVING SPOON

it

it really depends on hwo big this tihng is

ladle..?

OH. that's what I refered to as a serving spoon lol

it's so cute!!

thank you!

pfft

whaat!!

neuvillette...

you're..

neuvillette..!

remember? PEOPLE OF FONTAINE... YOUR SINS ARE FORGIVEN.

that neuvillette!

yeah ANYONE coulda told you that

SIIICCKK

OOOH

THAT'S SO COOL ACTUALLY

A LADLE THAT LETS YOU TASTE WATER WITH THE POTENCY THAT NEUVILLETTE DOES??

THAT'S ACTUALLY SO COOL!!

awww thank you!!!

..?

there's more?

hmm

I mean

I guess there's still some people we haven't seen yet!

WOAHHH

never have I been here

...

ALSO

I JUST REALIZED

THIS ISN'T PART OF LANTERN RITE LOL

IT'S DONE!

DONE!!!

OPFKAPOWKDPOW

okay!

lantern rite review!

I like it alot!

pretty short but very fun

I wish all my readers a very wonderful year ahead!

May all your wishes come true!

~Moon