HSR: Fate Collab

 

hiii

I wasn't gonan blog this event

but then...

SKOTT!?!?!?

MY GUY IS BVACK !@?!?!?

hm!!

yeah! why not!

huh!!!

DUDE'S ASKING THE REAL QUESTIONS

YESSS ARE WE GONNA FIGHT SKOTT AND HIS SERVANT OMG??

THINGS TOOK A

WEIRD ROUTE

JUST NOW

HUH!!!

hi reca!!

huh...

you're a servant????

WHAT

I'M PLAYING AS SKOTT

HUH??

OMG HE'S OVICED

h-hey!! no jarilo-vi hate!!

huh.. true!!!

ohh!! love those two

pfft

mhm!!

wait

YOIU NEED AN INVITE??

OH

right lol

huh!

funny how tihngs work out

AWH NOOO SUNDAYY

skott being manipulated by evil santa

WHAT

POMNPOM IS A WHAA

GO SKOTT GO GO SKOTT WOOOOOOO 

okay well uh now that I'm FREE I should probably do my dailies

...

I'M BACK!!!

it's

no longer

26th july

it's now

40th july

sad :(

rednasyuly nearly over :(

but anyways

let us continue!

ROBINNNN
SHE'S VOICEDD

GHHHH SUCH A BANGER LINE???

talanton??

woo!! no light pollution!

SKOTTERY

wait

what's the long version of scott

like

if it was like mat right

I'd say MATTHEW

for dramatic effect

but like

what's the long vewrsion of skott...

SADNESSS

LMAOOo

yeah I do!!

I'll beat this guys up~

HELL YAEHH

MR RECAA

DUDEEE

I actually love skott so much waht is this ol

who art thou..

ARCHERR??????

HUH

YOU AREN"T ARCHEr

WHO

ARE YTOU??

DUDE THE THEME RN I SICK

assassin-class?

oh. OKAY! time to DUEL!!

*splat noise*

okayy I know he's his own character (who's probably existed for like a decade before the lacner I'm familiar with) BUT HE'S BLUE OKAYY

fight back!!

SABER???

SABER!!!

WOAH she looks so cool

hmmm

interesting

oh, I see

completely!!

pendragon??

CAMELOT???

WAIT

IS SHE FROM BRITAIN??

uhh

nooooo

OH RIGHTT

LIL GUIIII

what!!

doth thou knoweth them...

uhh... I never asked!

yeah lol

THAT'S MY GIRLLLL

what!!

come with me we'll eat eat eat!!

ohhh

guess we use science!

dudee I do not like halovian winged burgers

like

conceptually...

it's THEM!!!

hmmmmm

archer?

(if it isn't clear yet, I only know archer and saber)

OH IT IS!!

ohh

yeah lol

lol

LMAOOOOOOO

cuz I have soiba!!!

CU CHULAINN??

LIKE

LIKE FROM REAL LIFE???

IRELANDD????????????????????

DUDE

I KNOW PEOPLE FORMT HERE

YESSSSS

I love how

boothill's just

immediately on our side

thank goodness cuz I have no idea what that means!!

I hope so lol

ah.

I see.

hell yeah!!!

damn! true...

whatttt lol

is saber texting or smth

you mean

like

not an NPC?

lol

GASTER!!

huh..!
weired

SDJFOISDJFOI WDYM--

hmm

so you're the first person who's ACTUALLY from penaconian history, right?

aye aye!

mhmm

idk tho!

like

I would NOT live here

maybe you'd feel more at home in like

belobog or smth

thaaat's me!

WRAPPED IN BITING WINDD

HELL YEAHH!!

UH-HUH!!

HI ROBIN

who says we can't be friends!!

guys picture this

robin comes up to us

"OMGGG STELLEEE"

we go up to her

"OMGGG ROBINN"

they hug

and the servants are like

"oh"

that's okay right

wait do servants HAVE to fight each other

imagine like

you have a servant

and your partner has a servant

you see them

"OMGGGG HI HONEY"

*stab*

THAT'S MESSED UPPP

INSTANT sword out

girl protecitng mee

ohh she put it odwn

thankyou!!

aye aye!!

okayyyy!!

because

she

not!!

BRITAINNNN?????????

ahh I see

so that's why you'reee

EXCALIBURRRRRRRR

hmmm I see

thnat's not like him!

???? has he been taking lessons from argenti??

who is this guy!!

theee WHAT??

HAILL YEAHHH BROTHER I"LL DRINK TO THATTT

-boothill (not)

SKOTTTTTT

SKOTTERY AVENTURINE IS GONNA

DEMOTE YOUU!!!!
wait you're in seperate departments aren't you

damnit!

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

WHATTTTT WHO IS THIS GUY HAHA

frogs??

that's a new one..

WOOO!!!

archer and gunman!!

BIG TEXTT

bro-

his voice hasn't been here the whole timeee

it's a silent film!!

guyssss just read the subsss

PFFFFFT

I LOVE THIS EVENT AAa

btu boothill can't read!!

..can he..?

THEN WHY'D YOU MUTE USS

where's your voice!

ohhh

I tihnk so!!  

damnit skott get outta here!!

damnit!!

a film..?

HELPPP

this whole thing is so funny with the context that none of the fate characters are voiced..

ah.

hmmm

just incase~

WOWWW

so rude

DAMNIT!!!!

okay......

fineeeeeeeeeeeee

GUESS IT CAN't BE HELPED

likeeee

the popular penoconian film; "seesaw"!!!

oopsiesss~

archer- we're NOT sawing our legs off!!

kay~!

why are you skot!!\

it's almost like he's some sort of... chainsaw man...

Achilles!!!

LMAOO

wOoOOoRRLLDD

OMG IT PIERCES THE SILENCE THATR'S SO COOl

HELL EYAHH

HELPP I GOT TENNA FLASHBACKS

pffffft

THERE'S AN ANOMALY ON THE SCREEENNN

dude, ALLL I did was make him bark like a dog

smhsmh

...

I'm now older

and

I'd do it again

\

OH MY GOODNESS WAHT IS THAT ABOMINATION

dang, you only had one phase??

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHAHAHAA

OMG NOO I LOVE ALL THE OPPTIONSSS

also poor stelle looks so sad hereee

that's so sad!!

SHE'S THE KIGN OF KNIGHTS!!

woahh 8it's canonnn haha

OMG NOO

ROBIRDD 

SKOTT OF JUSTICEE YOU'RE MY FAVOURTIE SKOTT!!

NOOO I'M HANUEE

THIS GUY

ABANDONING ME AT EVERY TURN

HUHHH

AYE!!

HOW DID HE DO THAT

woo!!

DAMNITTTT

damnitr!!

ohh... yeah he will

FUDGINNN

nmoo!! 

BRO THINKS HE'S ON THE TEAM

AHAHAHAH

OKAY WAIT TAHT'S ACTUALYL RTEALLY FUNNTY

WAIT HE CAN TALK NOW

also archer is his? thought he was boothills'- WAIT WHER'S LACNER BEWEn

ODDLY SPECIFIC!!!!
(we know why)

GIRL

y0ou ain't ready for this.,..

OHHH

the goal was tyo create lots of chaos to lure out the cameraman???

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that makes sense lol

AAHHAHAAHFOIJSDOFISDOIFJOISEDJ HELPP

THJSOIEDFJOSIDJFOISDFOIDJ

guessing skott's from the department that bombed his home planet?

sjDOFIJDSOIFJSDOI I LVOEEEE THAT VOICELINE WHATTT

HELL YEAHH

YESSS gimme amoment

cuz I"M going to bed!!!

it's

july 30th!

uh

cya!

...

hi!!

it's august 2nd now

let's continue!

let's talk to everybody!

interestinggg

maybee

topaz!

or maybe...

IT'S HIM!!!

WHO'S THAT SUSPICIOUSLY SOMETHING-UNTO-DEATH-SHAPED POKEMON??!?!?

SOIBAA???

OMGGG

let's do this!!

is he talking to old oti??

oh..?

interesting...

interestingggg

oh..!

it can talk.

okay, I knew it!

dude is made for boothill lmaoo

wait... is the grail gonna EAT LANCER?!?!?

hmmm...

yyyyup

AVENTURINE TOP TIER SURVIVAL INSTINCT REAL

 heck yeah!!

girl

were you like

brainwashed or smth

WHATT

pheww

at least we're with saber??

AEDES ELYSIAE???

HUHHHH

is

is phainon...

IS PHAINON BRITISH????

EXCALIBURRR!!!!

SABER TRANS REAL !?!?!?!?!?

WHATT TAHT'S SO COOL

wow!!!

a horse?

ohhh Isee

I would if I could...

kafka!!

perhaps so!

YEAHH

take that, oronyzx!

OLMGGG IS THAT EXCALIBUR

oh...

well

uh

britain

still exists, in MY world~!!!

dunno if it's doing the BEST right now

but it has NOT fallen!!!

no wonder he's in your best teams!!!

nuh uh!!

OMH NO

IS THIS THE ALT ENDING FROM 1.0???

dang this is actually cool beign able to see what'd happen if we weren't there

preach, buddy...

DAMNIT GAME THIS IS TOO REAL!!!

escape!?!?

I see

we can't fully imagine the siotuation without us, cuz we obviously haven't experienced it!

orca!!

UNCLE A-

]

soibaaa!!!!

I miss you soibaaa

Firefly....

:(

catch what, space whales?

WAHT!!

HUHHHH?????????????????

damnit!!

YEAH!!

NONONONONONONON

NONON

NONO

NOSDTOP 

STOP

SDOPT
SOTP
oh

wait

okay I thought she was gonna talk abotu the charmony dove

ohhh

so she was friends with clocky and hanuenue

so why does no one remember her...

SABER????

YES!!

SABERRRRRRRR

heck yeah!!!

YES!! RAISE UP YOUR BAT! AND JOIN THE FIGHT!!!

YESSSS

oh I'll SHOW YOU WHY

regrets?

I have a few

but then agian

too few to mention!

also

OMGGGG I'M SO HAPPY I HAVE MC ANDDD SABER IN THE TEAM YAY

i LOVE saber's EBA

OHH

SO SHE WAS

THE

IRIS FAMILY

WHATT
THAT"S OS COOL AAAAA

I'm guessing he was on sigonia and boothill was on his planet?

what!!!

lol

lol I thought he was wearing the holy grail as a hat for a sec

damn rich people!!1

DAMN RICH PEOPLE????

uhh

I mean

all these time...

we were uh..

sorta just wanting to see YOU go down

heck yeah!!

*summons sunday*

WHATTT

WELL YEAH DUH

ohj a bug

like

swarm,

YESSS I MISSEd THEIR THEME

LMAO

oh???

WHY DIUD YOU WAIT 'TIL AFTER I CHARGED HER ULT TO TELL ME THAT?????

ex........

..CALIBURR!!!!!!!!!!

BOOM

YESSS EXCALIBURRRR

sighhh

oh true we didn't see too much of skott

damn...

oh..

sad...

woo~

I'm glad these two became good friends!

pffffft

awww

thankyou~

wait.

as a stellaron, this worries me.

sighh...

OHH

damn

didn't realize hjow much I missed his voice lol

I LOVE THIS GIRLL

mISHAAA???
OHHH

I GET ITR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hey!!! you should join in too smh...

if he can...

yayyy~\

\

sighhhh

nOOO

WHY IS THIS SO SAD AAA

oh, wow!!

SAMPOOO??

WAIT

SAMPO??? WAS IN POSSESSION OF THE HOLY GRTAIL

WAHATT???

awww~

guess we're doing this now

screwy!!!

ahhh

so we'll see a bunch of people we know but hey won't ACTUALLY be there

SCREWY!!

OHH COMBAT!!

OMG SOIBA!!!

OWLBERT!!! also waht the ehck are these matchups omg

omg hi argentus

I LVOE IDRILA !!!

OHHH

THAT'S SO COOL

GAS EXPLOSION??

OMG KAFAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

also yunli yanqing

yunqing

yanli??

kafkaaa aaa

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NOOOO

DAMNNN WAHT THE HECK'S HAPPENING IN THE THREATRE YK

MISSING PERSONS????

I'll teach you BATplay!!

dude, am I accidentally playing liek super-duper easy mode or something?

idk!! sounds lieka d siaster!

I'll make you eat those words!! (it's cute she cares for the youth)

nuh uh!!! that's march

CRAZY!!

cutie !!!?!?!!!

also dw cassie, it's fine!

death vs dead lol

it's fine, owlbert, I'd never hurt cassie!!

YUNLII HIII

no old mettles were harmed in the makign of this mini holy grail war

HOW many actions do you NEED????

ID DIN'T MEAN TOOO

oh

I don't get to use saber SIGH

saber vs JING YUAN????

if you hurt me I'm using that abacus

lol

true

it HAS been a while

and this time

I'll win!!

(wait will Isactually get to fight svarog lol)

'

I do!!

you did great too, clara!

pffft

MASTERSTROKE TIME!!!

OMG SEELE HII

pffft of course you get bronya

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SHedE'LL GET BANNED FOR HACKIGN SDBFOISDHJFOIj

ahh

makes sense sw has sam

oh. uh oh.

waht happens when you lose...

dAMNIT I COULD'VE WOn

I DIDn'T PRESS THE

BUTTON

DAMNIT

um..

cinnyy..

I skipped that event...

WAIT

WHAT AM I TLAKING ABOUT

I DID IT!!!

*seal slammers* is what I skipped

lol

damn...

EYSSS THGAT WAS LITERALLY THE LAST TURN

get BANNED, idiot!!!

I remember...

(I remember you BEAT ME EARLEIRRR!)

WELP I"m losing

I SRUVIVED??

again...