Let's finish the quest now, shall we? (Sumeru Archon quest Act V cuz apparently I didn't finish it last time but mainly it's nilou's)

 

Hey y'all! as my genshin friend.. genshfriend.. gensh bestie.. genshi besti?

okay guys, as my genshibesti leaves my world to do the archon quest, i'm reminded that I DIDN'T ACTUALLY FINISH IT LAST TIME!!

Granted, I have an excuse, that being the fact that it was midnight and I was tired...

but today I'm none of those things! so let's go and complete our prerequisite quests!!

Bestie I already answered your question like 5 dialogue boxes ago

exCUSE me I was on a date with NILOU oKA-

I mean what

If Nilou's here then I'm here-!!

WOO!! KIDS!! EASIER TO TALK TO THAN ADULTS!! WOO!!!

WHERE.

pic with the bestie

Lol mr. zubayr is so nice but the way mihoyo put his wrinkles makes him look permanently angry

I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU.

I AM GOING TO DOUBLE MURDER HIM

LET ME AT 'EM

o

wh

YEAHHHH GO INAYAH 

SLAP HIM

PLEASE????/

PPLLEEAASASEEEEE???????

you're literally arguing that you're not good at arguments

WHICH IS WHY WE CAN'T LET AKEDIMIYA SCUM RUIN IT

oh cool I guess it's colleing time

Yay!!

imagine if completing the archon quest raised collei's base HP and DEF

hmm.. nahida?

EVEN BETTER WOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

Ooh woah!!

Wanna come, collei??

Wanna come, tighnari??

OH RIGHT HE LITERALLY GOD STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

come congratulate your boyfriend

SURPRISE PARTY!!

YESS it is a CRIME that we haven't cotten ANY collei + cyno action so far

..who?

ah.. rehabilitation

HEYY NILOU~~!

YESSSS!!

I have one!!

HIS ROOMATE?? can we meet him pleasee

KAVEH??????????

WHAWTHWHTAHWT
NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

"STOP READING THAT GODDAMN MANGA ALHAITHAM"

HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIKKIN DISNEY PRINCE???

LOOK AT HIS HAIRCLIPS OH MY

h u h

FRIKKIN MASTER BUILDER FROM THE LEGO MOVIE??

Another dendro vision??

BECAUSE THEY'RE ROOMATES???

yeah this is the banter of two people who've been living together so long they can barely tolerate each other anymore

LMAOO

we gotta see the TEA!! now I know where all the akademiya gossip comes from!!

"You don't GET IT, alhaitham, the house isn't the hard part! it's getting the land!!"

Where were you when akademiya die

I was at house eating dorita when phone wring

"akademiya is kil"

"no"

I like the feather in his hair. this guy's an amalgamation of itto and kaeya

I LIKE HIM

I LIKE HIM

I LIKE HIM ALOT

"crisis?? what, like in sonic 06??"

I mean uhhh didn't he just say something about becoming a sage

h u h

W H A T

I mean, I 100% understand why he wouldn't want that, but still like wouldn't it be COOL to have "grand sage alhaitham"

"He is literally my mortal enemy"

AWWHHH YEAHH FUNKY MUSIC TIME

DUNYARZADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DEHYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What if she just.. likes to call you her lady...

WHA- LMAOOoo

WAIT THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE SUPER COOL

Yeah yeah I know but wouldn't it be super awesome if cyno and dehya work together??

she just HAS to wear a crop top, I respect that~

Teaching candace the remaining torture methods??

Ooh setaria and rahman!!

WHAHZHZZ BEST POSSIBLE ENDING??

LORD CYNO?? I'm gonna call him that from now on!

FOOD!!!

idk why but the second "luck" sounded like "love"

well.. at least we got a happy ending for everyone else...

all's well that ends well~

MAN JUST REALLY HATES KAVEH

we BETTER not forgt about greater lord rukkhadevata.. or however you spell.. it.. uh.. who..?

NAHIDA JUMPSCARE

can you please confirm that scaramouche is alive because to me it seemed like.. uh...

"Lumine?? Your voice just raised an octave!!"

They'll write a book about us called "the heroes who recued god"

okay well first off I'd like to know if scaramouche DIED or not

in your hair..?

don't trust the subtitles here! nahida actually said "his future will be determined by fate..."

Pierro? makes sense. Columbina? okay whatever. but DOTTORE???

FOCALORS??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo
I WAS HOPING IT WOULD BE FORNEUS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

I think Lumine's given up at this point...

well not ENTIRELY true because he was living in teyvat for at least 500 years

WHAT

WHAT.

WHWHHAT??

HUH?????/

Descender? I'm assuming it's another form of outlander..?

Okay.. so like me...

Fourth? okay so there's phanes, the second throne, and.. my brother??

completed!

I'm surprised the epilogue was so long! it's kinda like playing deltarune lol

well! that was super fun! my next post will probably be either the pokeshrooms event or nilou's story quest, cya!