Huh? WHAA??? VERSION 3.2 IS HERE ALREADY???
Oh jeez of gosh oh NO woahwaohwaoh uhhhh ALREADY?????
I thought it wasn't going to be until like at least two days!
Okay, before we start, a few things:
Cyno story quest: I started it and.. kinda started blogging it... you'll see what I mean eventually, stay tuned.
Nilou story quest: I haven't started yet lol
Nahida story quest: soon!
Also! My friends on discord checked out my blog, it was great! It no longer feels like I'm talking into the void!
now, without further ado, LET'S FINISH THIS DANG ARCHON QUEST!!!!
oh yeah this is gonna be my team because I've been enjoying using keqing lately
okay NOW let's begin!!
the first word we hear is candace... remember this for later
I FRIKKIN THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA SAY DON'T COMMIT ANY CRIMES IDK WHY I EVEN THOUGHT THAT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
No talk me I angy
No talk me I angy
No talk me I angy
HELLL YEAHHH DEHYA BESTIEEE
imagine if dehya takes forever to become playable like yae did
THEY SPELT COLOUR WRONG
THEY SPELT COLOUR WRONG
GENSHIN SUCKS
UNINSTALLING
THEY SPELT COLOUR WRONG THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST GAME OF 2020-2022
NEVER PLAYING AGAIN
HOW TF COULD THEY SPELL IT WRONG
NEVER. AGAIN.
OMG
IT'S THEM
TOGETHER
IN THE SAME ROOM(?)
OMGG
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FFJJGDGJDKJWOSJKSFFBBSWSWSAWXWZYZZWW
how do I.. pronounce this...
because she's a 4star smh descrimination
YOOO RAHMAN!! Y'know, despite the things he did in act IV, in the end, I kinda like him!
I think I've said this before but I'll say it again: why are his knees the most interesting part of his design???
THAT ONE SNAILRACING SPONGEBOB EPISODE BEGS TO DIFFER!
YEAH YOU KNOW THE ONE!!
AND IF YOU DON'T then, uh, uhh... THUNDERSNAIL FROM UNDERTALE BEGS TO DIFFER!!!
YEAH YOU KNOW THE ONE!!
AND IF YOU DON'T then, uh, uhh... THUNDERSNAIL FROM UNDERTALE BEGS TO DIFFER!!!
TO MY HEART'S CONTENT??
*candace overhears me in the distance*
Candace (distantly): what?
Lumine/me/idk: *jumps into her arms* PRINCESS CARRY TIME WOOOOOOOOoooooo
I just realized uh
y'know how I usually colour code character's speech to their element? well I did it here
but then I remembered that I made the default colour of my blog to blue anyways LMAO so I better change that soon, I don't think my archipelago posts accounted for that
uh what do you not see the abs
MAN REALLY JUST SAID "I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS," HUH?
also
most longwinded way of saying "I forgot" ever lmaoo
checks out tbh
somethingsomethingsomething
WHO ARE WE?
WHAT CAN WE DO????
YOU AND I ARE THE SAME IN THE WAY THAT
WE HAVE OUR OWN STYLES THAT WE WON'T CHANGE
YOURS IS FILLED WITH EVIL AND MINE'S NOT
THERE IS NO WAY IIII COULD LOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER
(BUT) I (WILL) NEVER LET GO!!
Note: I just realized that my blog doesn't have a white background so uh this is what it WOULD look like:
anyways...
Alhaitham: X Doubt
I swear no lie alhaitham!!!
RESCUE MISSION! LET'S! GO!!!!
Also ik I just said I'll use keqing but I'M MISSING BEIDOU, OKAY??
"Already ready:" fun to say.
Maybe they're going to extract canned knowledge!!!
omori
omori.
ahh so THAT'S where the trailer lines came from!! I was pretty confused when I heared them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
okay, uh.. let's change the title to include a bit of cyno's story quest
what's with this pose lol
OKAY! BACK TO THE MAIN QUEST!!!
HE IS A PRINCESS DESERT-DWELLER!!
WDYM ISN'T IT LITERALLY MADE OF WOOD
WELL THEN! Amuse m--
CYNO FINALLY UNDERSTANDS EQUAL RIGHTS?? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
GENERAL MAHAMATRA??? C-Can i get a Autograph? A SELFIE???
in my head
THIS GUY SEMS COOL
also 'deshret desert distric" that's a cool name
does.. does he mean paimon..?
Luxembarbo is just a cool guy in general
playable when?
jk I want CAPI CAPI CAPIC APIC APCI APCI ACPI APCI APCI APCICAPCIACAPCIAPCI CAPITANO
OMGOMGOMGOMG WE GET TO SEE TIGHNARI AGAIN?? LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"I have a very close relationship with tighnari" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Clothes shopping seems fun!! but uh.. were those.. alcoholic.. drinks..?
DOTTORE.
K I L L .
AWWWWWWWWWW OMGGGGG
"Hi Longtimenosee, I'm Tighnari!"
"oh? The one who tortured collei? yeah, haha.. I don't wanna kill him..."
"That was a lie. I want to kill him."
(btw tighnari mentioned dottore in 3.0)
I WANNA KNOW WHERE DOTTORE ISSSSSSSSS
I WANT YOU TO SHOWWWWW MEEEEEEEEEEE
w h a t
wwwas it to apologize about collei??? that'd be funny awodjaowidj
ah.
he acts so CALM here, I'm guessing this is the oldest dottore
well... as much as I don't like dottore, this dottore isn't the crazed one who experimented on humans.. porbably...
OKAY NEVERMIND I TAKE BACK ALL THAT I'VE SAID THIS DOTTORE IS CRAZED
tighnari is like the MOST shrewd out of ANY character
...
what?
...
..wha..?
HUH???
NO WAY GUYS IT'S THE BOYFRIENDS
Aah...
when I say dehya onscreen I thought I was playing as her lol, anyways WOOO BEIDOU AND DEHYA IN THE SAME ROOM OMG
Dehya feels like a super cool older sister idk she's just cool in general, I like her
Multiple dottores! Yeah!!
MHMM SEE???
SEE SEE SEEE????
did... did he WAVE? at us? WHAT???
PFPJWAFPOIWJF WHAT??? AWDOJIAWIDJAWOI
WWWHAT
IS THIS RAEL LIFE???
IS THIS JUST FANTA--
no moon! save that for the scara fight!
LMAOOO YOU TELL 'EM TIGHNARI
OOOH HELL YEAH TIGHNARI GO GET 'EM WOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
wait do I get to play as him
Okay!!!
(also I did not get to play as him)
SCARAMOUCHE?????????????????????
Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
(she just is scara now omg)
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLIDE
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY????
(I'm gonna think of.. STUFF...)
(I'm gonna think of.. STUFF...)
paimon.. OPEN YOUR EYES
LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CUZ EVERYTIME WE TOU-- oh, wasn't I singing bohemian rhapsody? awhgh damnit...
I ALREADY BEAT YOUR MOM, SCARAMOUCHE.
"INSERT SOMETHING ABOUT HIS MOM!!"
Omg guys we can be besties now
LMAO
his "YEAH!!" was so enthusiastic
and the "which is why I'm talking to you like this..?" sounded so confused
reminds me of zuko from avatar
"I'M JUST A POOR BOY"
"I NEED NO SYMPATHY"
BESTIE'S SPITTIN' FACTS LET'S GOOO SCRAMOUCHE
ON TWITTER.COM???
HOLY SHIT SCARAMOUCHE JUST WANTS TWITTER FOLLOWERS OH MY GOD
"all gods needs followers, traveller."
"nobody would worship a meager god without followers."
"it's only a matter of time before I hit it big, my followerbase will love me..."
"hapaysia... she will be the first... and then finally... my mom will FOLLOW ME BACK."
"NOBODY HURTS MY FOLLOWERS. PREPARE TO BE CANCLLED IF YOU DO."
but seriously it's nice to see scara actually CARE for someone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE SAID DISCORD
I KNOW IT MAKES SENSE IN THIS CONTEXT, USUALYL I WOULDN'T CAREE BUT THE FOLLWOER STUFf--
"My dear viewer... please sit until the end of the video to win some free headphones..."
BESTIE'S PROJECTING SO HARD RN OMG
THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING MEEEEEE
LMAO CHILL
I mean couldn't Ei do that without the gnosis?
OH NO TIGHNARI WTF WHWHHAYYYYY
SCARAMOUCHE YOU SHALL PAY
OR KUNIKUZUSHI
BALLADEER?
WANDERER???
IDFK HOW DARE YOU!!!
holy SHIT he sounds like he's DYING don't make hit WALK guys SOMEBODY PLEASE CARRY HIM?? HELLO?????
A GAMEE THEORYRYYYYY thanks for watching!
ahh so THAT'S what it was
OMG IS HE SITTING ON KARKATA??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOW I NEED TO CHANGE THE TITLE AGAIN
I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED NILOU'S ALL I DID WAS UNLOCK IT
NILOU YAYYYY but also TAKE OFF THAT DAMN AKASHA TERMINAL!
NIIILOOOUUUU I LUV YOUUUUUUUU
Sure! but uh.. maybe later... I'm kinda trying to uhh... save your country. right now.
NOooo whyyy...
UGGGHHH STILLL???/
hey!! it's rude to point!
aranara-lookin' mf
OMGGGG also it goes with the inteyvat lol
HOYOVERSE? GIVE NILOU ABS YOU COWARDS
Me with the mushroom event
OKAY WE CAN FINALLY GET BACK TO OUT REGULARLY SCHEDULE'D ARCHON QUESTING
I really like nilou's quest so far but THAT'S NOT WHAT HTI SIS ABOUT
THIS IS ARCHON QUEST TIME
okay now cyno's gonna ask if tighnari is okay
uh.. okay well cyno did ASK SOMETHING
NILOUUUU
also
"Join? With what?"
"Oh, just a little bit of.. crime..."
"CAN I BE GAY ASWELL??"
"Exactly."
YESSSSSSSSSS HELL YEAH HIGH PRAISE FROM BEST GIRL!!
Wait, uh, I'm not ready for the responsibility...
HELL YEAH! HIGH PRIASE FROM BEST SUMERU GIRL!!!
As a wise general mahamatra once said: "Crush the sages... and rescue our god."
uh so all of our beloved character said goodnight but uhh I wanna finish this before I sleep (it's 10pm rn) SO:
LMAOOOOOOOO nothing personnel kid
Yes. I am going to murder you.
PALE KING
PALE KING
NO COST TOO GREAT
PALE KING
FRIKKIN
PALE KING
AWDHJAOIWUFJOAIJF DID ALHAITHAM TAKE ACTING LESONS FROM NILOU?? FRIKKIN THAT WAS AMAZING
subtitles misgendering lumine smh
LMAO WE GOTTA HOLD THE FM WIREE UP HIGH
LET'S GO SARAH
OMGG I GET TO PLAY AS NILOU YESSS I LOVE HER I LOVE HR I LOVE NILOU WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMGGG NILOU'S DANCE WAS SO PRETTY AND OOOH THE STORY'S GOING SO WELL SO FAR I LOVE IT
LMAO THE SOLUTION WAS COSPLAY ALL ALONG
AHAHAAAA THE BOY IS BACK
Karma piling up!
REVENGE.
So the scara bossfight is imminent...
is this.. it..?
BRO WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING OUTTA SKYLANDERS
insert another follower joke I am so tired Im just gonna finsih this
holy shit.
okay I'm barely awake but HOLY SHIT DID SCARAMOUCHE JUST FUCKING DIE
HE FELL
LIKE
LIKE A
Y'KNOW
AND THEN HE MADE A FACE LIKE
ACCEPTING HIS FACE
THEN PLONK ON THE GROUND??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM SO TIRED THEY KEEP TALKING ABOUT MENTAL FATIGUE AND LIKE I WANNA SLEEP I KNOW IM SO CLOSE TO THE END
FUCKING SANS UNDERTALE
yooo only took us like 15 versions to get back to this
WWHAHAATTTEVERRRRRRRRRRRRR I'm going to bed
goodbye
~moon
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