MYSTERIOUS MONDSTADT EVENT FOR MOON!! dodoco's bomb-tastic adventure

 

"Aah, what a lovely night playing genshin and-"

PAIMON I WAS VERY BUSY THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

This is all paimon's fault.

ANYWAYS

a few disclaimers before we start this event

1. I have NO CLUE WHAT THIS EVENT IS

ABSOLUTELY NONE

NOTHING

NADA!!

I did NOT watch ANY special program

also, katie, if you're reading this, sorry katie.

2. I have no intention of actually finishing this segment of whatever event this is as it's ALREADY 10:25pm and I'm going out tomorrow, I gotta BE THERE at ELEVEN, can you believe.

3. I'm in bed playing with a controller! what a throwback!!

now with that said, let's begin!

okay..! everything seems good! let's go!!!

now I'm not quite sure what they said, but it was something about the library, right..?

EEEK I'M SO EXCITED I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO-- well I know klee's here since the event notification but OTHER THAN THAT NO CLUE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

important decision.. which door do I choose!?!?

I'VE MADE A CHOICE LET'S FIGHT AGAINST OUR FATE!!!!!

Boom..!...?

DAMNIT

hi klee!!! omg is this ludi harpastum!?!?!??! no way omg haha

actually, maybe it's another weinlesefest?

Klee... no fish blasting, and that's final!!!

yeah klee! they'll be BLASTED too!!!!!

PFFFFT,, "I know what you're thinking pai--"
NOOO I DIDN'T SCREENSHOT IT FAST ENOUGH

lumine was giving paimon a smug glace

albedo's friend?

albedo's friend...

OKAY!
WHO'S ALBEDO'S FRIEND???

hmmm... maybe xingqiu?

or.....

probably not anyone we met in windblume cuz then klee'd probably know their name

uhhh

IT'S RHINEDOTTIR OMGGGG

WHAAA HOW DID YOU KNOW

Name's not Xiao, but I'll heed your call!

MHMM!!!! YEP! It's the big sis intuition!!!

COWINKYDINK!!!!!

it's a MINIGAME EVENT!!!!!!!
(is it...? I'd be sad! I'm expecting a story event, y'know....)

ooohhh....??

it's....

A GENSHIN METROIDVANIA VIDEOGAME

She's the most distinguished graduate of sumeru akademiya in the last 200 years!!

I want faruzan to meet her! or her to meet faruzan!

shroomspolosion... hmmmmmm.....

unique circumstances? like, an event? a story event? a festival, perhaps?

who's albedo's friend!! is it xingqiu? is it someone we don't know???

....

..DRAGONSPINE EVENT!?!?!?!????

no, it's not.

praying that 4.3 is a dragonspine event...

what!!! we literally JUST had an event about foreign marine fauna distrupting an ecosystem!!!

and he was like "ah! this reminds me of when I went to sumeru and--"

"..wait a sec....."

WOOOO KLEE'S A CERTIFIED HERO!!!

oh..... oh no.

nobody will be happy about this.. other than diona.

WOAHH! AMAZING JOB, KLEE!!!

okay...

speaking of albedo,

the friend...

please let it be fun! please let it be fun!! please be an actual story event and not just a minigame one, please!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S PROBABLY NOT A STORY EVENTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAA WHWYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

and a bunch more dialogue, right? and a bunch more dialogue? character interaction..?

thanks, lisaaa~~~!

.....wheeeere are we supposed to be going, now?

nothing... oh well, guess I'll have to track it SIGH

woahH!!!!!

..probably is just a minigame event OH WELL AT LEAST IT'LL BE FUN???

DAMNIT
LOOK

IT'S BLUE

SIGHHHHH

..okay, I won't lie, it does look pretty nice.....

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!
I WANT YOU IN MY.... r....
(there are kids around!! uh,,)
BANG BANG BANG BANG
DO YOU ALL WANNA HANG??
WE'LL SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER
WHO CARES ABOUT THE WEATHER!
BANG BANG BANG BANG
DO YOU ALL WANNA HANG??
LET'S SPEND THE DAY TOGETHER
TOGETHER HERE WITH YOU!!

THE UI!!!!

also

IS THIS SPACE INVADERS????

so is it MINESWEEPER??

it's a.... idk! but gimme another go!

max score!!! so it's sorta like a strategy game!? but you gotta time it right, stilL!

also there's 3.8 music lol

...

..so-

that's the WHOLE EVENT!?!?

....

oh my god

it is

SIGHHH

SEE

IF I JUST WATCHED THE SPECIAL PROGRAM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

THEN I WOULDN'T'VE BEEN DISAPPOINTED!!!

...

well

guess that's it lol

thanks for reading

~Moon