I spell a mystery bewing~ [Dodoco's Bomb-tastic adventure!]

 

Heya!!

Remember last post when I was sad this wasn't a story event?

well...

HIDDEN STORY!?!?

so, first off, context!

this npc, I've never seen them before!

and I got to mondstadt alot so I KNEW that they were someone special

also, they were near klee, and even mentioned that SHE'S the one who's delivering meals to klee on her "mission" lol

she also referenced the food delivery event which I wish I could've experienced the pain of lol

anyways

let's see if there's anyone... there? I'll post this post regardless tho lol

let's see!!!

hnn.... i sure hope that it doesn't include old mondstadt as part of the brightcrown mountains...

wait, near one of the cliffs??

then.. probably somewhere aroudn here! thank goodness.....

well.... nothing!

FOUND..! f... whhhuh!??

I've never seen this guy before

but maybe he's always been here?

when I said I knew most people in mondstadt, I meant mondstadt city lol

BRO IS HE JUST A REGULAR GUY????

what woman!!!!!

omg is this guy like legit a 1.0 npc

WHAAAA

wh.. WHA? AND YOU GOT MARRIED!?!?!?! IN THAT SHORT OF A TIMESPAN??? AND DIVORCED???

damn bro

okay but like WHY did you divorce, mister?

oh

okay

well

that makes sense, I guess

she's so mean!!!

(i asked him what's interesting nearby)

tell me what's up! also are you connected to the delivery girl or--

...

oh, that's all-

well...

I know the person we're looking for uses she/her pronouns, so... PROBABLY NOT TIHS GUY LOL

let's keep it up!

WHY IS THERE A CHEST HERE LMAO

well, uh, thanks for the encounter points lol

why does everything require hard work nowadays smhsmhsmh

.....

..hi-

it's the next day

no i will not explain

let's continue

...

WAIT WHAT

DUDE

THAT NPC LIED TO ME
THEY SAID SHE'D BE ON A CLIFF

ooh, are they frmo sumeru!!??

that would be wine...

OOOHHH THINGS ARE HAPPENING-- I'll get the regular dialogue first tho

I like her already!

I guessed right! I could tell the moment I saw her tent lol

is she.. the reason for the fish!?!?

maybe she's an angler?

AIOSDJAOIWDJOIWJGOIJWOIG PAIMON-

developed by great mage lisa!?!?

definitely sounds like lisa...

miss, did you know that student lives here? in mondstadt!?!?

awwee nooo paimon doesn't wanna tell her

ooh I see I see

oh wow!

yep, now THAT sounds like lisa

y'know I always wondered whether they kept the "lisa's lifespan was split in half" plotpoint...

oh woah cool!

buisness time~~

well we're not LOCALS... but i've been doiing dailies here for almost 3 years!!!!

THANK you, paimon.

...

..th-

....

..TH

THIS IS LITERALLY EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE RADIANT HARVEST EVENT
WHICH

IS STILL ONGOING BTW
WHAT
LOL

GAHH

...

"Nation of wisdom" my... ugh, let's just tell lisa...

oh? do we actually get a say?

ooh! well, I don't want to be mean to her, WE JUST MET!! and also, we're just HONOURARY knights. I think this should be somebody else's job

THE ARROGATION OF MANKIND
ENDS
HERE!

YEAH LET'S UH GO TO GOOD HUNTER MHMM

YEAH!! YEAH ELT'S GO!!! TO GOOD HUNTER!! I MEAN I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE MSELF BU LET'S GO

Swan and Lawrence!!!!

woohooO!!! I trust swan and lawrence to do their jobs, ESPECIALLY SWAN!!!

dude I wouldn't be surprised if that whole superstition was made by a particularly vile merchant who wants to devastate everybody else's economies smh

I don't see her... let's talk to them!

nothing..? okay....

what about lawrence!!!

nothing!?!?

okay.. uh... let's go to good hunter, then!?!?

uh... nobody's here..?

wait, maybe it had to be morning or something

yeah, waiting 'til the next day aughtta do it!

no..? okay, maybe sara knows something...

hmmm....

nothing!?!?

okay! what about the npc that started it all!!

spotted!!

...

hmmm.... seems I've lost my lead.

maybe she was already detained?!??

hello porthos have you seen a sumerian

nnnope....

you're not helpful either...

MAYBE, MAYBE MAYBE,, she went to go visit lisa? or something???

..do NOT know what I was expecting..!!!!

hmm... MAYBE, I'm insane, and, she's still at her campsite?

..wait.

is it GONE????

uhhh I'm at a loss.

wait, maybe  she meant a different gate of mondstadt??

wait, actually, she did mention blanche earlier, maybe I can ask her?

no..?

nope....

wait, didn't you used to be a kid..?

not even guy has dialogue..

WIAT

WHAT ABOTU THE FISHING GUY??

NANOOK? NUCKTUCK??

woah!! this person's also part of the event

ooh, "helper in white," fancy!

but yeah what does follow the sparks mean, klee..?

mhmm! that's what I was thinking, at leaast.

ahaha I like her already!!

that is also true!!!!

well when you put it like that....

..them fishies better watch out!!

OOH
DID ALICE GIVE HER, LIKE, A MINI NUKE--

Dude I love her already, I hope she shows up a bit more!

WHAT IS JUMPY DUMPTY EVEN MADE OF ASODIJAOIJGW

something about her mom?

pheww... scary.

a,, um,. true, lol

JUMPY DUMPTY GO!!!!

JUMPY DUMPTY STOP!!!!!!

uh... sure!?!?

KJJJOIJWDOAI DON'T SAY THAT TO HER FACE PAIMON

okay...

..weapons specialist?

it does! also just realized you have a flower in your hair that's so cool!!

ooh, I feel like noelle would be good at that cough cough

..hm.

WH-- WHAHA,, ARE YOU OKAY???

oh... hm.

hmm well I get that she views it as just a hobby

angler.. fish, right? not... people?

oh yepyep

ooh..!! that's another person to talk to! this event is pretty cool

SHE'S PROFESSIONALLY FISH BLASTING LOL

um..... sure!?!?

well.. given the opportunity.....

man? I mean, human. still that sentence feels a bit weird lol

oooohhh I see I see

oohh... um, I'm still gonna talk to her...

oohhh,, nantuck, right.......

wait

first off

where is your special dialogue

second

WAS THE WHALE FORESHADOWING--

anyways, the "other side of the lake" is the pier where I learned the word pier! wait, actually, that was in 3.1! woah!

oh? there's nobody here... phonia? phonia!?!?

well there's nothing here.. other than a great view!

hmmm.. guess I'll just look all around cider lake..?

maybe.... here?

nothing!!!?!?

well.. I guess it makes sense, hoyo doesn't really wanna bring attention to the sorta unfinished areas

not here, either...

PAIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRO WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY "OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE???"

I've lost my lead yet AGAIN

i mean I could check wolvendom but isn't that place dangerous

..WAITWAITWIAT

maybe she meant the other side of the city??

...

no.

hmm...

this mystery will have to go unsolved for now

but no worries!

I'll be back

......maybe,

~Moon