Moon's Weird Mainly-Genshin Blog (We'll See-!!): Jolted Awake From a Winter Dream (trailblaze mission prologue)

HEY!!!!

here I am again with some more hsr!!!

which, I should add a disclaimer:

I haven't been playing hsr as much as I used to?

that is to say, sometimes, I'm totally fine not logging in!!

the thing is, since I got kafka, I was like "oh... I got everything I wanted!!!" SO I'm generally happy in hsr

TOO HAPPY

but

it's okay now

cuz guinaifen's coming out

that's someone to look forward to lol

ANYWAYS

i gotta say

the prolgue system in hsr is super cool

like! wow!

also another reason I had no motivation was the constant crashing.... WHICH SEEMS TO BE FIXED IN THIS UPDATE THANK GOD
THANK YOU PS5

with that outta the way..... let's begin!

huh..!? on the expre-- actually, I'm not complaining. I LOVE THE EXPRESS WOOO

huh wha!!! form who..

wait, KAFKA
PLEASE BE KAFKA!!!!!

she seems the type to do this

damnit!!!

wait, no! maybe she is still there and used a xianzhou postcard mhmm real

SEE SEE MAYBE IT IS KAFKA!!!!

KAFKA! TOTALLY KAFKA, RIGHT!?!?

...

this...

SIGH

this isn't to me...

it's to dan heng!

and it's frmo.. well, I'm assuming jingliu?

jingliu most probably lol

cuz

jing yuan already knew about that stuff (HE WAS THERE!!)

baiheng is dead (oof)

blade is blade

and dan heng's dan heng

via process of elimination: duh!!!

I mean there's still a chance that they're NOT from the high cloud quintet.... BUT C'MOOOOOOOON

okay. cool. but like, BELOBOG TIME

is that where himeko's from cuz I thought it was but then pow said something and I was like "oh maybe it's not" and uh-

HIGH ENERGY JANKEN!!!!!

The astral express family group chat!?!?

AAAWIDJAWOIDJ A AWILD LESBIAN

I mean
HI BRONYAAAAAA

gurl I don't have time to screenshot all that

anyways, I LOVE FESTIVALS!!! let's go, LET'S GO!!

omg I should call him @DanHeng from now on

YAYYYY

I love bronya!

nobody can ignore bronya!!!!!

or...

WE MAKE IT A GIRL'S WEEK OUT!!!!

I mean based on the name I'm assuming we'll be meeting topaz lol

@DanHeng GET OVER HERE!! HEY!!! OI!!!!!!

NO cuz he was too busy BROODING smHHHHH

oh. okay. yeah. whatever, sure. okay. well, I get it.

you

take some time to work on your mental health

while we....

HAVE AN AWESOME AMAZING SUPERCOOL AWESOME AMAZING GIRLS' DAY? WEEK? OUT!!!

...

what do I say-

I don't want him to be cold

ACTUALLY

DAN HENG

WE'RE BOTHERING YOU AREN'T WE

HMPH

LET'S GO, MARCH!!! HE CAN STAY

np!!

"hi natasha, dan heng says hi!"
"Hi, Gepard! Dan Heng says hi!!!"
"Hi Seeele, Dan Heng says hi!!"
"Hi sampo!! @DanHeng says.. wait,, WAIT,,, MARCH NO LET ME TALK TO THIMMM"

GIRLS'

NIGHT

OUUUT!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON COME ON COME ON MARCH

IT'LL BE FUN IT'LL BE SO SO FUN I SWEAR

WOOOOOOOOOO WOOHOO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

well this one will go perfectly well and nothing bad will happen and we will have zero(0) interlopers! real!

WELL
SHE
SHOULD!!!!
I WANT HER TO MEET BRONYA!!

YES!! YESS YES!!!!!!!!
SHE'S THE MOM FRIEND OF THE GIRLS' NIGHT OUT BUT SHE'S UH LIKE ACTUALLY OUR MOM LOL

YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HIMEKO HIMEKO WHERE ARE YOUUUU

WAIT DO WE FINALLY GET TO SEE INSIDE HER ROOM??

oh it's 8:00pm I need to practice piano

...

hi I'm back it's 8:44pm I hate river flows in you my hand hurts OUCH

..she trolled me SO HARD.

Girls' night out, that's what!

Sights, sounds, and SPEED!!

please say yes please say yes please say yes PLEASE SAY YES!!

THAT TOO!!

AND the prospect of you coming along, don't forget.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

..*sniffle* ..but moooooooooooooooooooooooooom...............

okay.... sure..........

BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-

okay! guess I can't complain!!!

.....YES I CAN HIMEKO WHY WON'T YOU COMEEEEEEEEEEEEE

okay!!

okay... SO LONG AS YOU PROMISE!!!!

okay!! I'll tell her... "Himeko said hi.. meko"

WHAW
AWFHAUWJ
ADWHAHAH??
ADUAWIJAWIOJ
WUAHIJDSIOJDOIJ
WHWAHHAA????
WAHHWTHAHHAHA????
HUHH??????????
I MEAN

YOU LOOK VREY PRETTY, MARCH

BUT
HHHUH???
WH
NOBODY

WOW

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

WOAHHH

THAT IS SO COOL!!! I hope it's unlockable!

IT'S SO PRETTY WOAHHH

YAYYYYY!!! I'M SO HAPPY!! also thank goodness I never bought a march cosplay

I mean, if I could borrow something from YOUR wardrobe, then yeah!!

SHE'S SO PRETTY WHAT

uh, well, I WANT TO!! march, give me YOUR regular outfit!!

はいっ、行きましょう！！！！

YOU!! AND MAYBE A PICK OUTTA YOUR WARDROBE MAYBE???

DHADHUWDOAIWJDIOWJ

dang! do YOU want speed boots, then!?!?

GLOBAL WARMING!!! /pos

yeah let's remember to congratulate them on their marriage!

LET'S GOOO!!!!

oh hey it's the topaz thing frmo the trailer

belobog is NEVER gonna let you down, march!!!

wait, march, aren't you gonna help--

hmmmm

idk if there's gonna be combat here

but yk! I'll make a belobogonian team, why not!

um....

well, uh, I can explain;

march is here cuz she's WITH US!! speaking of us, US!!! and then kafka's here cuz I actually wanna be able to do dmg and then luka was the logical last slot! yippee!!

amidst the marches, march marches towards march. however, both marches are marching!

I saw them in kafka's trailer! AAA I LOVE KAFKA'S TRAILER

they're... IPC people, right?

YEAH
WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE

an IPC? in MY belobog? more likely than you'd think...

TAKE FINDIE. PLEASE. TAKE HER FAR AWAY. FAR FAR FAR AWAY.

OOOH!! smart, march. I didn't even THINK of that!

are you.....

alive?

BRO! BRO!!!
WE LITERALLY

WHAWHAH

ASODIJAOIWFJOAHFOIWJFAOI LMAOOO THIS GUY
WHA
WAHT

SHE'S SO SHORT???

WHAT??/

I THOUGHT SHE'D BE LIKE

ADULT SIZE YK

WHAT

SHE

WHAHWHA

sigh sigh sigh sigh SIIIGGHHH!!!!

she.. DEFINITELY KNOWS THE ASTRAL EXPRESS!!

uh.. WELL!! uhm.....

WE SAVED THIS WORLD

JUST SO YOU KNOW YK

WELL

WE HAD HELP

BUT SHH

oh! yep! that's us! hiya!!!

NOOO
ANYONE BUT DOTTOREEEE

march: who..?
OH SORRY I MEAN UH NATASHA I MEAN UH YEAH NATASHA IS COOL MHM

hi numby

YEAH I"M SHOCKED

SHOOKETH

DUDE I

WHA!!!

okay but who like actually pays us tho lol

omg

what

please

PLEASE

do not say "who's bronya"

okay then

does she uhhh... know why you're here..?

it's fine. it was just your SUBORDINATE WHO'S SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD HE'S RATHER KILL PEOPLE THAN TALK WITH THEM

UR GONNA TURN INTO A TOPAZ TOPSCICLE!!

LIAR!
LIAR!!!
YOU SAID 700 YEARS

YOU

wait

I just realized

how the heck could she live for 700 years

probably a family member's tab then...

thanks!! also your eyes are so pretty like wow

GOOD JOB MARCH YOU ALREADY REACHED FIRST BASE
SECOND?
FOURTH?
I DON'T KNOW THIS SLANG LOL

YEAH!! see we're ABSOLUTE BESTIES!!

elio..... ellllllio.... eliot..... espio......

WOO! LET'S GO!!! also YEAH THIS IS UNNATURAL FOR BELOBOG LOL

WHAT THE HECK HOW

...

*sips tea*

...

jk I finished my tea before practicing piano SIGHH

oooh yeah yeah how DID you get outta jail so fast?? it wouldn't have been....

money?

ooh your UNCLE's money?

he... transported you away from jail..?

CUZ YOU'RE RICH!!! RICH, BRO!!!!

spot the playable characters lol

hey gertie!! we're not cutting in line, we swear.

well.... we wanted to celebrate! also AREN'T YOU GONNA MENTION HOW CUTE HER DRESS IS? HMMM???

oh, um! thank you!!!

they do look nice!

hi gep da lep!

wh? WHA??? UHH I WANTED TO TALK TO SEELE AND HOOK THO

BUT SEELE???

YEAH YEAH WE NEED ANOTHER GIRL FOR THE GIRL'S TRIP SINCE HIMEKO COULDn'T COME

100% GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!

.....what-

in my defense, my graphics SUCK

hi topaz lol

GHHAOWAIJODIJAW!! LEAVE THE GRIL ALONE!!

she's so pretty...

WH!!! SMH!!!!! WHYYYYY

and then they're liek "NO! NO NO!! STAY, PLEASE!!!"

oh.

okay..

okay.. true..........

POOR BRONYA

weeellll now that that's over

bronya: "wow, march, that's a stunning dress you have there

well she wasn't doing her JOB lol

mhmm! y'know if himeko were here she'd definitely have some insight on that yk

I thought topaz was

I thought SHE was paying off the debt

NOT COLLECTING IT

ASDIOJAWOIJGIOJW

oh! wow..!

theyyyyyy gave you resources to survive?

I see! well!! guess we owe them! cuz, uh, yk, your civilization as a whole wouldn't exist without their help

w.. wow. okay then.

I see! I c! Icy!

uh oh.......

oh.. oh wow....

YEAH!! THEY'RE SO MEAN!! these people have been BARELY getting by for the last SEVEN HUNDRED YEARS!!!!

YEP! cuz they're the SUPREME GALACTIC SUPERPOWER!!!

OH!!! yes!! yes of course!

AI!?!?! dang.. AI!!!

woah! we're so smart real

girl!! what'chu doing maths for!!!!

SHE'S SO COOL you're so cool topaz

sorry topaz you're superduper cool I DON'T WANNA TALK BUISNESS WITH YOU

WOAH!! WOAHWHHWOAHOWA!! HOLD UP! HOMEWRECKER!!!

um... uh idk!

HOW ABOUT!! we make a BIG EVENT! and then promote it EVERYWHERE!! and then the profit will be SO HIGH

THAT WE SPLIT IT 50/50

AND STILL PAY OFF THE DEBT!!!!

uh.... did you? I dunno!!! idk!!!

SEELE!?!?!? DID YOU AGREE TO THE GIRLS' NIGHT OUT OR--

RASCALS!!!

oh.

OH!! UH UM OKAY OH NO

hi seele! so do you know what to wear or-

y'know I have a newfound respect for kafka and her trailer

I love potaz also YEAH LET'S GO!!

seriously, bro.

woah...

they ARE evil!!!

um... I hope they're weak to HUH

THEY'RE WEAK TO FIRE AND ICE AND ALSO

THEY SHOT ME AND ACTUALLY GOT THEIR PERFORMANCE BOOST

WHAAA

AOWIDJAOWIDJ HOW DO I HAVE ALL THE ELEMENTS NEEDED FOR THEM WHAT

WWAHT

YOU CAN TAKE THEIR PERFROMANCE POINTS?!?!?

okay

sorry dude

your performance bonus is MINE

definitely putting kafka on the team now...

okay! this one's thematic AND generally just a good team

...

..okay maybe not--

tf is belobog y'know

hm...

I guess I can put gepard on the team isntead of march since she's canonically already with us

WHY DO WE HAVE A MEANWHILE-- i mean uh hi topaz

NOO SHE'S SO SCARED

okay then..

I guess mr. svarog will be super important since he was technically a witness to uh before the eternal freeze

YOU

HAVE

ROBOT

TROTTER!!!

wait.. topaz actually has a topaz--

moolah.

WHA

NO.

NONONO

NUH UH!!!!

NAH!!

WE'LL GET MONEY SOME OTHER WAY

just you wait. JUST YOU WAIT!!!

MISS!!
PLEASE!!!!!

cubes!

like the ones frmo slime rancher!?!?

AJWOGIJ

GGH

WAHA

GO AWAY

MEANIE

GO TAKE YOUR IPC STUFF ELSEWHERE

WE DOn'T WANT IT

NUH UH

NO!

GO AWAY!

...

oh.

WELL

MR SVAROG'S HUMANITY IS STILL NOT FOR YOU

nO!!! WE'LL FIGHT! i mean, uh, THEY'LL FIGHT. TO THEIR DYING BREATHS!! they fought SO LONG FOR FREEDOM, you can't just TAKE IT AWAY NOW!

NOOO
HOW COULD YOU

SVARGO IS NAIVE MISS TOPAZ

HOW COULD YOU

NOOOOOOOO

NOOO MR SVAROG AAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

GO AWAY TOPAZ

WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!

okay... thank goodness I brouhght kafka with me.

OMG NUMBY IS SO CUTE

GGHGAHA

is numby leading us to a trap

are you even human lol

WHAT ARE YOU, BRITISH?
GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!
(I love my british homies btw I just forgot the word for people who conquer land)

YEAH.

GET LOST.

WE'RE what you'll have to go through if you want belobog!! uh.. um, tell your boss that lol

UH!UH!H!!! YO!! PLEASE GET OUTTA OUR WAY!

uh..! THAT'S not good!

WHAT

GEPARD

n..

n...

NOBODY HURTS GEP THE LEP

YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, TOPAZ

YEAH YOU DOn'T DESERVE THIS ALSO ALSO BELOBOG DOESN'T DESERVE THIS LIKE WHAT

...wait

MARCH ISN'T WEARING HER FANCY DRESS ANYMORE

SMH

THEY'LL PAY FOR THIS ALSO!!

yeah nah I can't read that

I'm sure HIMEKO COULD

oh..

like she's trying to act nice but also ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS

what do I make of it?

well

she says that survival is more important than freedom

although

that is EXTREMELY debatable

you simply cannot pretend that there are ideals that preside OVER survival

such as! freedom!!

I'd rather die free than live in a cage

I'm not saying she's lying but belobog doesn't NEED help... other than their DEBT

so we shall hold a democratic vote?

THAT IS SO SAD

speaking of locals, WHERE IS GEPARD

IS HE SAFE

IS HE OKAY

WHERE IS HE??

hi serval WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER!??

...wait.

hold on

okay

in my defense

I forgot what surviving was ALSO SURVIVING AND LIVING ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS DAMNIT

THANK YOU DUNN THIS IS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST

YEAH! also the fact that they were so... UGH! IT LEAVES A BAD IMPRESSION SO NUH UH NOT EVER NO NO NO

....WE ASKED THREE PEOPLE

MINISCULE SAMPLE SIZE

YEAH!!! YEAH YEAH YOU TELL 'EM NATATSHA I DO NOT TUST THESE IPC SCUM

YES

EXACTLY

WE'LL TURN BELOBOG INTO SOME DYSTOPIAN, UH, DYSTOPIA!!
always remember. dreams, love, and justice! THIS IS VIOLATING MOST OF THOSE!!!

YEAH YEAH SO WE SHOULD REFUSE THEM, RIGHT?

okay but like... dreams, love, and justice

if you're only living just to survive them what's the point of living anmore

BELOBOG BETTER STAY BELOBOG!! NO WAY WE'LL SUBMIT TO THOSE IPC ASSSSSSSSSSSISSTANTS?

dude

the peolpe FOR were like

"oh yeah more work opportunities would be fun"

"yeah speeding up this process would be nice"

"I'm scared of what'll happen if we don't accept"

and the people AGAINst were like

"I WILL FIGHT FOR THIS PLANET TO MY DYING BREATH"
"This is 100% a trap!"
"The dreams of all children and those to come are gone. forever"

SHE BETTER BE ON MY SIDE SMH

WELL YES BTU YO'D BE TOTALLY AGAINST THE IPC, CORRECT??

it's cuz democracy lol! also, I AM 100% AGAINST THE IPC NUH UH

h..

H..!!!
HIMEKO!! HIMEKO YOU MADE IT

OMG

HIMEKO
YESSSS
HIMEKO I TRUST YOU AND

okay oaky

what if

himeko uh

tells a story o her old world wow

that would be cool

or something like that lol

ANYWAYS

IHIMEKO
YOU MADE IT!

YOU MADE IT TO GIRLS' NIGHT OUT!!!
ALSO CAN YOU PLEASE HAVE BRONYA REFUSE THE OFFER PLS????SPLSPLSPLS???

ooh... tell us! tell us the SECRETS THEY'RE KEEPING FROM US CUZ THEY WANNA SCAM US AND I DON'T TUST THEM SMH

who.. is the friend..?

owlbert?

!!!

ONLY 63%!???
SIXTY THREE PERCENT??? ONE OUT OF THREE WORLDS ARE DOOMED??

himeko himeko who is your friend

bronya.

there is a 20% chance that belobog is doomed!!
well uh

I don't feel like we have a choice tho

cuz

it doesn't feel like we'd be safe with saying no

YES!! YES!!! GO GO BRONYA!!!

MHMM ME TOO ME TOO I YES YES YES

okay... I trust you!

MHMM!!!!!

(I like this shot!)

SHE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED! I don't blame svarog, BUT TOPAZ?? TOPAZ YOU BETTER GET OUT OF OUR WAY

also I'm running in with an actual LET'S DO DMG team

IT'S THE FIGHTING ARENA?!???

A TRAP!!! THIS WAS A TRAP!!!!!!

..wait.

we never used the weapons

which

means

don't have to pay for them..?

*goes to your world* HAHA WHAT'CHU GONNA DO NOW

woah that is weird that it still shows my character lol

hi svarog!

hi!

this is a big arena you have here

do you uh

wanna uh

fight..?

hi himeko

hi himeko!!

see! she's smiling! stop that! stop smiling!!

NO! STOP!! STOP THAT!! HOLD ON!! STOP IT!!!!! STOP IT!!!!

okay? HIMEKO is here. dude, what are you expecting to do

ooh!

that....

cutscene

was

sorta underwhelming! i was expecting something like the engine of creation!! these small fry are going down IMMEDIATELY

WE'RE HIGHLY REGARDED CUZ WE HELP PEOPLE!!

don't smile at me like that smh

bronya I SWEAR we tried to talk with her

MADAM YOU TRIED TO KILL US

cool!

omg I love those short like 30 second cutscenes they really brign the story to life

engine of creation! svarog's big brother

YEAH!!! BELOBOG IS BELOBOG WOOOO

yes! you get it!!!

..okay!

well I'm glad that things worked out in the end but I'm not forgetting that she ttied to murder us, AND FOR WHAT?? LIEK WAS THAT EVER ELABORATED ON SHE JUST LIKE LIKE WHAT