Waterborne Poetry pt 1 + Dodoco's Bomb-tastic Adventure Finale

MONDSTADT AND LIYUE EVENT!?!?!

MONDSTADT AND LIYUE EVENT!!

IS THIS WHERE WE GET THE CATALYST FRMO??

IDK

anyways

hi!

we just finished our final musical performance of the year, shine!n it's currently past 10:30pm, BUT THAT IS IN NO WAY GOING TO STOP ME!!!

yaeh... YEAH!!

LET'S START!!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!

WOAHHHHH!!! A LANTERN RITE 2023 FOLLOW-UP!?!?

Wangshu inn's where I sorrow...

..where I lament every day!

versemongering!!!

hi!!

TEYVAT TRIP!! I mean, I'd say teyvat travel, but teyvat trip works

I TOLDL YOU THEY WERe VERSEMONGERING!!!!

A POETRY FESTIVAL SOUNDS FUN WOOHOOo

yeah!

okay okay hold on tho

how

how come

it took you...

how many months?

EVENTUALLY YOU DID IT!!

WOOO!!!
I'd love for mondstadt and liyue to be closer! cuz, like... in my eyes, and alot of other players' eyes, they'll always be inextricably linked!

forSOOTH!!!!

IS WANGSHU INN WHERE HE SORROWS??

XIAO XIAO IT'LL BE SO COOL

YOU'RE SO GOOD AT POETRY, REMMEBER???
"I'm dashing left-right"
"liyue harbour lights"
"almost tofu nights, still,"
"stuck in that time!"

oh well... 

WOOOOHOOOO!!!

hmm... let's make a fully liyue and mondstadt team!

awfully convinient that mondstadt and liyue have some of the best characters in the game lol

oh my god we are SO far away

..and my graphics are SO LOW

okay, from this shot alone I can see....

Chongyun and Xingqiu.. is that diona?

I think NOELLE is talking to..... talking to...... LITERALLY WHO?

possibly.. mika??

okay, getting closer

OH IT IS MIKA!!!

lol yeah lol

OOH YES YES PLEEEASE MORE NOELLE SCREENTIME

AND

omg

does..

does this mean...

THAT WE"LL FINALLY GET A NOELLE EMOJI!?!??!!?

nice stage!

mhmm!? tell me tell me

diona..... um. hey! there's LESS alcohol in liyue, y'know!

DIONA

THE WINE BUISNESS IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING MONDSTADT'S ECONOMY AFLOAT

hey guys!

mhmm!!!!! 

cool!!! y'know... why isn't there a set called tenacity of the knights of favonius..

OMG

EFFICIENCY OF FAVONIUS

okay, sir.

because they're BOTH self-concious self-deprecating anxious peolpe!

!!!
OKAY!!!
SO, YOU'RE WRITING POETRY, THEN, NOELLE!!!!

hi venti!

oh my god is he using his godly god powers for the sake of sick transitions?

honestly... pretty cool!

whereby mondstadt is being represented by the archon and liyue is being represented by.... well! the funeral parlor is an important aspect of liyue

wooO!!

speaking of gala THERE ARE MORE PEOLPE HERE THAN THE WISDOM GALA'S VENUE

OMG I LOVE THE LIQOUR-LOVING LYRICIST

RIDDLE ME THIS, B.. is it batman? I'm not up to date with that stuff!

w.. wha?

oh! cool!!

y'know what i want to happen

I want hu tao to rap in a cutscene again

but this time it's so good that like

UNBELIEVABLY good

the redemption

so, xiao is peeking!?!?

nah I'm not going up there bro

well I DID... and he's not here!?!?

HE IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND well uh anyways uh

mhmm! also hi noelle

a bird.... TRAPPED IN A CAGE OMG LIKE THE SCANTUARY OF--

yeah haha tell me about natlan now.

ooh! smart!! but the don't have those in liyue.. maybe lanterns from lantern rite?

really!??! okay

IT'S XINGQIU

XINGQIU WROTE THIS ONE!!!

hot pockets?

cooL! also sorry I gotta continue this tomorrow

ASIODJOIWFJIOWEIJEWF THIS LINE IS SO FUNNY

I will NOT view the poetry riddle!

I gotta sleep....

...

...!!?!??!

hello!

it is 3:56 the next day!

I got katie to do my commissions lol, she's so nice!

anyways,

let's, uhh....

..let's continue!

what do you uhh

what do 

uh

OH!

what do you do with a drunked sailor?

a REEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAALLY big table, it can carry PEOPLE too!!

..oh.

yeah!!

GAHH!!

WAIT! I SHOULD DO THAT!!!

THERE WAS LITERALLY ONE FISH LEFT

YEAH!!!! gotta add this to the title too lol

wait

WILL THEY TELL US WHO ALBEDO'S FRIEND IS CUZ I WANNA KNOWWW    

BYEBYE FISHES

paimon...

hi lisa! did you catch that person?

is it............ a DODOCO!?!?

is THIS a dodoco?

you caught her?

okay... but uh, what about the culprit...

oh! good luck!

thaaaaaat's the ideal circumstance!

THE WINE INDUSTRYYY!!!!!!!!

SPEEEEEEEEEEAKING OF ALBEDO

DOES HE HAVE A 
A UH FRIEND???

WOAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

uh..? okay... I just thought it was.. um... YOU HAVE QUITE AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION, PAIMON!!!

huh?? I thought it was a teapot decoration..

it'sssssssssssssssssss FREE WISHES?!?!?

WOAHHHHHHHHHHH WAHT?????

this is the SECOND book about dodoco!!!

AWWWWWWWWW

ooooohhh!!! yeah yeah!

woah!

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

woah!

WAIT IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY LONG OMG

anyways

BACK TO THE NIEGHBORING NATIONS UH EVENT

woo! wooo!!!

sounds fair to me to!!

mhmm of course

like if the answer to the previous one was "march 24th"

it's xingqiu's!!

AOISDJOIWEJFOWJIFWOEI THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HU TAO LINE IN THE GAME FOREVER AND EVER OH MY GOSH

I live the "baked? baked." and the "c-consumed... CONSUMED!!! uh, consumed:"

PIZZA ISN'T SQUARE (EXCEPT FOR SOME SELECT PIZZA LOL) ALSO DO THEY EVEN HAVE PIZZA IN LIYUE??

HI NOELLE YOU'RE SO COOL YOU KNOW THA TLIKE WOW IT'S SO SURREAL TO HAVE NOELLE JUST LIKE HERE DOING STUFF LOL

I-- IT'S A BOOK!!!!

WOOOOO!!!!!!!!

you'll get it next time, mika!!!

well, it's the moon, obviously!

I LOVE THESE TWO SM ASHDOIWJDOAWIJOIWJF

noelle!! you have more manpower than like 33% of the knights COMBINED

yeah!!

("these are literally my citizen oml")

AN INTROVERT'S DREAM

Ceciliaa~ ceciiliiiaaa~~

..I thought it was the moon tho

also

does

does liyue even have

cecilias

(the answer is no)

many mondstadters! including YOU?

ooh!! that makes sense aswell

WELL UH WELL UH CECICIA IS THE MONDSTADT VERSION OF A QINGXIN REAL

OH WOW THEY ACTUALLY AGReED WITH ME

oh! it's... venti?

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgAT!?

OOOOHHH

CUZ PAIMON FLOATS

WHAHWFAOIGJWG???? 
WHAT IS IT, THEN--

o

oh!

that.............................

Makes sense!

but are you telling me paimon is a mora pinyata... (bro i don't have the n with the tide!!)

ASODJAWOIJDAWIOJ IS EVERYBODY SAYING IT's PAIMON, IS IT EVEN PAIMON--

AIOJOAIWJDOAW

NOT YOU TOO, MIKA?!?!?!

DANG

cuz

you're

SO FULL OF MORA IT COMES OUT THE NOSE!!

nope!

YEAH!! get DOWN from there!

PFFFFFFFFFFFFT

glug glug glug down she goes!!

AOIDSJOAIWJDIOAWJDIAWJ PAIMON CALM DOWN

WAIT WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL ANSWER ASODJAOIJDOIWA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

well... the jade chamber is MORE full of mora ig..

oh?

AWWWWW now see, since you complimented paimon she'll let you have that one

ASODIJAOIDJOWIJDOAWIJDOIWDJ

oh! wow!! thanks, paimon

yeah!! we need the hidden plotlines!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAODIJOWIJFOWEIJF I AM CRyING WHY IS THIS EVENT SO FUNNY also I love paimon!

I LOVE YOU PAIMONNN
IDK WHY BUT YOU'RE SO SO SOS SOOOO MUCH FUNNIER IN 4.x LOL

hmm....

so it wasn't necessarily evil or malicious but it uh dude idk is it a ghost

oh okay cool well okay yeah cool lol

it was neuvillette. some of my friends were pulling, so, y'know...

oh it's like hu tao's ghost, not the uh regular human ghosts

oh..! okay, then...

GASP AOSDIJIOWJGOIEWJ LOL

"yes" omg dude tell us, venti

it's a uhhhhhhhhhh ANEMO SPIrIT like VENTI USED TO BE

ooh! cool!!!

"hey miss can we work outside?"

TIME TO STIMULATE THE WINE INDUSTRy!!

oh! cool!

HI GUYS

Hi other guys

hey other other guys

let's do the mini quests!

I wonder who

OMG NO WAY GUYS CRYSTALIZE BUFF!?!?!

this is navia's prototype kit #real

lol it's so weird doing combat while my teapot music plays

ALL THAT LEAD UP JUST FOR A PHOTOS QUEST--

WOAHHH WHAT
NVMNVM
THAT IS SOSOSOOSO COOL WHAAAAAA

I am goign to be taking ALOT of photos, and my lock screen's gonna get SUPER full!!

wooooah

WOO!!

I think I'll trade the higher resolution for a cleaner picture lol

..okay! i'll leave the rest of the event to later for the encounter points

well then.... cya soon!

~Moon