Waterborne Poetry pt 2

 

Heya!!

Honestly, I didn't think we'd get the next part of this quest so soon!

but, who's complaining? NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE!!

well then... let's start!

hey, guys!!

pretty unrelated, but I was SO HAPPY when i realized I dont' need to be wary of keeping albedo on-field now that I'm using husk..! but then I remembered golden truope is still better off-field BUT AT LEAST THE CHANGE IS INSTANTANEOUS

me when pulling arlecchino (REAL!!!!!)

I.... venti, I see NO LEAF

couplets? like.. couples?

ooh!! thank for the explanation, noelle!

mhmm..?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHh, I see.

WOAHH A NATURE WALK THAT'S SO COOL VENTI I TOTALLY DIDN"t FORGET TO TAKE THE SCREENSHOT

AOIJAWOIFJOAIWJFW

woo!

you want me to... "round up"... four people who are LITERALLY STANDING INFRONT OF YOU RIGHT NOW???

cool! it's a wubbaboo, right?

wait HOW DID I FORGET DIONA WAS HERE-

HORSEtail in the COCKtail!?!?

sights, sounds, and SPEEDS!?!?

sorry if I'm a bit behind today cuz boy am I sleepy. also three people decided to message me at the same time like OMG I'M SO POPULAR WHAT

OH BOY DO I LOVE GAMBLING!!

NUH UH!!! MANDATORY MINGLING FOR YOU

I think they'd get along with xingqiu! maybe they can uh idk talk about albedo or smth

DUDE HE'S LITERALLY ME

HE IS LEGITAMATELY ME WHEN I'M WITH MY FRIEND CJ'S FRIENDS LIKE THEY'RE NICE BUT BRO I DON'T SPEAK TAGALOG IT JUST GETS AWKWARD WHEN CJ ISN'T WITH ME WHEN i"M AROUDN THEN anyways

nice to freak mika out, xingqiu!!!!

("why am i dealing with ANOTHER NOELLE!!!!")

AODIJWOIDJWOAI ILOVE TRAVELER SM

NOOOOOOO BUT BUT I WANTED TO SEE THE OTHER THREE INTERACT

aDJWODIJAWOIDJ he's been TROLLED by keqing

hi xiao

did you, too, see the wubbaboo?

oh idk why I thought chongyun was it on wuwang hill

wha!! you need a better PC, chongyun.

oh it's okay it's like that ALL around liyue

oh. okay lol

well... sorta? idk if he's training for combat, exorcizing, or both

ooooh okay

HI XIAO

BRO HE'S SO TALL
WHAT
LOOK AT HIM IN COMPARISON TO DRAGONSPINE

ALMOST AS TALL AS THE CELESTIAL NAIL

lol now diona's seen a youkai AND an adeptus!

(oh my god this kid doesn't revere me? woah!)

are.. are you telling me it WASN'T a wubbaboo???

um... okay.... I'll just go "XIAOOOO," is that alright?

XIAO! GET INSPIRED! BOOM!!!!

UH...???
WHAT ABOUT
DIONA?
Y'KNOW
THE LITERAL CHILD???
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DOESN'T WANT KARMIC CONTAMINATION--

Xiao, think of the children.

XIAO!!!!!!!!!!

it's.. ..a whole thing..!

team chongyun! as opposed to... team mika? team noelle? team xingqiu?

I think team mika is most likely

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT LET'S JUST GO

PFFT HER EVIL LAUGH--

WOAHHHHHH LOOK AT MY TEAM

AGHAHGWOIWAJFOAWIJ THIS GUY

and then he's like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

TRUEE

Oceanid: HAAAA YOU THOUGHT

yes!!!

OMG

DIONA

MAYBE YOU HAVE A

AN EVIL SPIRIT

also

HER VA IS KILLING IT

oh! that's.. actually plausable!

that's the problem! it's a GOOD spirit

it's a BLESSING 

also WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ACTUALLY HAVING THIS CONVERSATIONA SDOIJWGOIJAWOIF

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAT

AOIDWJOIWJGOIAWJ

LMAOOOAJFOIWJWOIJOIAWJ
I 

I'M CRYING

No no no no NO DON'T DO THIS TO ME

oh phew it didn't set me too far back

oh! um, okay. well. chongyun, prepare to pass out...

and then you taste it like "wow!!"
"what."

LMAO HE JUST DOWNED IT

how does it taste, xiao?

bad? good? confusing??

LMAOOOOOOO

..exquisite!!

WOAHHH

if only xiao had the same reaction smh

I
I'M CRYING

I'M CRYING BRO NAHH

WHAT

LMAOO
WII
AIDWJAOIWDJOAIWFJ

if only XIAO had that reaction SMH

written? on the leaf?? sounds like something kazuha would do

that's right! he DOES have a vision!!

woahhhh

AOIDWJAOWIJ asking the real questions here

sigh I feel bad for if people read my blog and don't do the quest themselves sothey have no context

smh!! you're supposed to do the quest FIRST

oh! let's-a-go, then!!!

AWWWWWWW THIS IS SO CUTE

Xiao is so cool aaaaaaaaaaa

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

AAAAAOWIJGAOIWJGOIWJ
GNONO
WHA
SSDAJDSIO

WHYYYYY

paimon that is NOT HOW THE SONG GOES

TRANSLATORS MISSED THIS ONE DIDN'T THEY LOL

BRO IT WAS LIKE 2 SECONDS CHILL

OH YAY!!

BUT ALSO

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!
I WAS ABOUT TO STOP THERE

AOIDJAWOFIJAWIOFJ THE THE THAT JUMPSCARED ME

that'd be fun!! but are we really staying that long?

AOFIJAWOIAWJFAOIFJ THESE TWO ARE REALLY GOING ALL IN

GUYS THIS IS A CIVILIZED ARE

we have a LOCAL!!!!!!

That's very nice, Mika! A very useful skill to have...

..BUT THIS ISN'T REALLY "THE WILD"

well no because they all know mondstadt

r/socialnormsinteyvat

Am I the weirdo? an essay

GHAJFWOIJAWFI WTHESE GUYS

BRO MIKA IS ADAWDOIAJWDOI IDK MIKA

wait

this is my xingqiu

OH RIGHT

isn't it if your one's lvl is higher than the trial's one you can use your own?

cool cool

okay, noelle!!!

yeah!!! even though this is just a stroll--

well! it IS sorta his job lol

YES!!! YAY!!!!!!! NOT JUST SMALL TALK, REGULAR SIZED TALK!!!!!

YES!! well, not sword, more more like lance, crossbow, and book...

yeah! he's a support smhsmh

well!!!!! that's pretty normal I think

..but by the blood in his HEART

also I see that damn fontaine tower ALL OVER THE MAP NOWADAYS
IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

LET US SEE INSIDE IT, HOYO!!!!1

HE IS A HERO!!!!!
HE'S TOTALLLYYYY A HEROOO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIIIGHT

SOME PEEEOPLE MAY CAAALL
HIM THE NEEERD EMOOOJI BUT
HE'S JUST A LEN-LOOKIN' GUY!!

Well, NOW YOU ARE!! how do you feel

Oh! yeah!! look how late it is smhshm

THAT IS THE PRETTIEST TENT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WOW

uh

I mean

it IS noelle

so what did I expect hehe

Go go, team!!

well it's all just a little bit more towards becoming a fully-fledge knight!

well! that's the maid of favonius for ya!

he goes out with a piece of toast in his mouth...

easy!!

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl I wouldn't put it like THAAAAAAT but

mhmm mhmm totally mhmm

well..!!! he just won't get caught

PFPFJWAOPFWPOFAPWOFJ

and we decided that.. you're a superduper cool hero, noelle!!!

wha ugh smh he stole my line

YES YOU!!!
"but it couldn't be!"
THEN WHO??

yeah!! you do more than over half the knights, noelle!!!

I don't but THAT MUST'VE BEEN COOL, NOELLE!!!

SHE DOES

SHE IS

INCREEEEEDIBLY STRONG

AND DISCEPLINED

AND

DILLIGENT

AND

KIND

I am very inspired by your sheer determination!

the hero stuff is poetic

here, have a poem:
I need a hero

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night

he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

I need a hero

I holding out for a hero 'til the light

he's gotta be sure and it's gonna be soon

and he's gotta be larger than life

larger than life

fym "gotta" isn't a word??

it's SLANG, google!!! 

okay well uh YOu'RE EXPERIENCE IN POEM-MAKING, XINGQIU

oh! oh!!! that's the person who made the poem!!! wasn't she uh at the thing

YEAH!! I KNEW SHE HAD TOO COOL OF A DESIGN TO JUST BE A BACKGROUND CHARACTER

heya!! how are you?!?!

hello! we're the people who equated cecilias to qingxins!!

WOAH her voice is so nice, not what I was expecting lol

mhmm!!

ca.. callirhoe..?

well

uh

doesn't sound like a mondstadt name, exactly..?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH RIGHT RIGHT

that's so cool, miss! did you know that your nation is going to drown?

that is... unless if YOU do something about it!

sign my petition!

yes!! but it's no longer mandatory mingling, it's chosen chatting!!!

yay!!!

well uh the river was flowing in us so-

do you think venti could use his powers for cpr

like

just control the wind to give them more oxygen

hi, ms callirhoe.

"oOooH XiAAoooo~~!"

"this dummy really thinks I'm socially adept enough..."

*appears behind xiao*

nvm! appears behind VENTI

XIAO!?!?!?!?

OH

UM

HI
*xiao reappears*

oh.

those two.

awdoijawodijawiofj

uh, well, back in the day, I would've blamed him for your geo vision. but, uh, right now I'll just say um he's cool

prosaic? is that

that's a cool word

woo!!!

if only

yk

there was this adeptus

who

he sorta treats like his son

haha

wh!

no!!!

xiao!!!!!1

well yeah!!

IF ONLY WE HAD A

PERSON

NAMED

XIAO

oh... 

um

I mean sure

but

like

adeptus xiao-

"I think the conqueror of demons should get down frmo that high mountain above."

oh yeah yeah TRUEEEE so true so true bestie

"what the HECK is a xinyue kiosk"

 yeah smhsmh

uh, you're overthinking it...

WOAHHHH

Mind cries for tingyun. 

mmHMM!! he's still on the high from the drink

YORI HIIIIIGH NA DOKIDOKI! MARUGOTO HOSHIIIIIIIii

WHERE DID THAT COME FRMO WOAH

OOOOOOOOOOOOH LIKE WHAT XINGQIU SAID EARLIER THAT'S SO COOL

SO THAT'S WHERE THAT CAME FRMO AODIJAWIOFJ

the... the superb lengths we go to for food!!?!?

thanks for the hint!

AWOFIJAOWIFJOAWIJ HI SARAH MILLAR CREWS 

MEOWZA!?!?!?

and then xiao comes, BOOM

whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhSTOP ASSUMING I KNOW KANJI AA

I MEAN Uh

CHINESE

CHARACTERS
IDK WHAT THEY'RE CALLED

I JUST SAY KANJI

PFFT

AWWWW

sweet dream is the specialty of XIAO

"actually, we sleep peacefully at night because xiao protects us" ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I wish I took a screenshot

oh! wow!

oh my god  

are they having a rap battle?

they're having a rap battle.

they're....

THEY'RE HAVING A RAP BATTLE

chat does anybody know wtf that is

FKOFAWIJOIWJIWHFOWIJFOIWJ DHU DWFA

the were both about things only people from mondstadt would know

KSKDAJODIWDIOJDAOWIJ THIS IS SO DOAIJDAWOIJD WAWO OKAY YOU GO GO GO MONDSTADTERS

pretty good!

yeah dude I feel like you guys should uh idk yk maybe uh idk GIVE ME LORE??

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo

is the french girl okay sorry I forgot her name

CALLIRHOE yep I knew that

wow lol it's almost as if you've been through like idk a breakup or something haha wouldn't tha tbe funny if you also put a poem into the river

well GOODBYE that theory

yes but I don't remember the contents

oohhh cool!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

and then they fell in love?

DUDE
EARLIER I WAS LIKE
"BLUE HAIR? MAYBE SHE'S A HYDROLON"
BUT LIKE
NO WAY

BUT NOW

YES WAY!!!

PFFT

nooooo!

mhmm!!!

I think of... well, sorry, I think of diona's death line...

yeah! true!! GO BACK!!!

no we're just having an ethics question 

YEAH YOU KNOW EVERY SONG PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE

woahhhh

well he's LITERALLY THE GOD OF FREEDOM so uh yeah lol

OH YEAH DIONA LOL

well.!!

I was hoping I coulda done that tomorrow IT'S SO LATE NOW

it's okay.. I'll sleep at midnight

ANYWAYS THAT WAS COOL CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHERE THE STORY GOES FROM TEHRE OKAY BYE

~Moon

hi!!