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Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Archon Quest Chapter IV: Bedtime Story


 Heyya~~

It's Moon.


I...

I have NO IDEA what's gonna happen in this quest

omg

like

aside from "it's a dain quest" and the fact that I saw the animated short

I didn't see the trailer

and

gosh

I know

nothing

I'm

SO HAPPY

OKAY

LET'S START BEFORE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS!!!


Sumeru..?
back to sumeru... uh, huh...
well, we know that Khaenri'ah is in sumeru
is that why..?
or does dain HATE fontaine
fonDAINe

oh, also, I'll unlock this, then
also
wow
her constellation's col
dunno hwo I've not seen it 'til now lol

let's begin~!

ah, sumeru city~
I came here yesterday, actually!
for a date with Zephyr~
that's right, Zephyr.
I know you're reading this.
..though, what if I read this back later?
uh
hi MOON?
and
hi
anyone else??
idk

why? because they wrote our names all over it?

ARCHON QUEST SODIFJWIOEJ

then...
why're we the only ones who can do it??

THE SERIAL DISAPPEARANCES OF YOUNG WOMEN!?!?

..what

AAHHH
I see~
also "past few years" mhmm..
genshin's been going on a while!


WHAT
why vimara village
I love that place
why them


HIS... okay well that narrows it down somewhat

    ooh~! kaykay. sounds fun~!

bedtime story~
who's gonna be reading it to us..?

mhmm..

yyep...

don't worry~!

dang.. whatt....

wow okay
let us hire detective shikanoin heizou..!

yeah!!!

were they...
erased  by irminsul..?

dang...

mhm..?

okay
this
is interesting.
this person was definitely erased by irminsul
yet the effects of them remain in the village
so much so that they were even able to file a missing persons report
that's so cool!
and ALSO means...
nahida could learn of the greater lord anytime, now

mhm~!

oh my gosh it's kaveh
kaveh
cuz he's missing
mhm
(well kaveh is LATE twenties... but still)

omgwait
I nearly forgot
to have NAHIDA in the party

well, I'd love to run my clorinde team
unfortunately, I can't, due to lack of clorinde.

so..!
this team actually sucks since my nahida isn't even lvl80, let alone 90

AH!!!
I REMEMBER YOU!!
from the aranara quest!
ararycan?

yayy~!

"I don't know him"

awwh

aww
the village, then, must be his family


AWW WOAHH
this guy
sounds so cool

okay
either
some terrible fate has befallen him
or
he's turned out to be evil

nope lol

don't worry, gramps!
it's IRMINSUL's fault...
that must be why we're in sumeru


I THINK IRMINSUL.

maybe he was..
a nameless...
..from the astral express..!


YEAH
SEE
IRMINSUL

oh
or that, I guess


YEAH
but now that you've said it, I don't think it's so

yes!! hello, pretty lady!
(though, not as pretty as MY lady~)

well.. uh...
I'm the last line of defense! after me, they WILL cancel it...

absolutely, ma'am!!

ooh~?

it looks nice-!

memories = life! we'll find him

ooh...

wow-!!

mhmm...

sdjfoiwejiof poor lumine...

mhmm...
also WHAT the dolls omg

thank you very much, miss!!!
I mean uh
atossa


WAIT
you mean....
uh
a
sam
samsara..?

HILICHURLS.

seeing ghosts..?
no, acting out how atossa and the missing guy were as kids..?

gasp


WHAT
but
why..?

kay~!

oh no.
OKAY NVM I USED THE PYRO MAGE'S FIRE TO BURN THEM

uh.. ran..?

hmm...

dang..!!


WHY are you here, mister.

hiyaa~!

well.

byebye~!!

pfft

well..! I guess that's true.

WELL we were trying to HELP the local people but uh yeah

absolutely.

...
hm
well
that's
not good

yes.

mhmm...

yes..!
OR...
attack the source directly.

mhm~!

yep! they specifically requested us, actually-!

I'd still like to check out irminsul while we have the chance


!?!?
TELL ME
WHO IS THE SINNER DAINSEIF
TELL ME
WHY ARE WE STILL IN SUMERU, DAINSLEIF
TELL ME

well. how could he have betrayed us if he didn't even know what side we were on?
and how could we have picked a side, without knowing what the sides are?

FELLOW sinners...
okay
so
our "sinner" is most likely kaenri'ahn 
I mean
they could be from a different nation they betrayed
but that'd be weird, right?


OH
HIM
WE
WE'VE HEARD OF HIM
YEAH
FROM SKIRK


BROTHER???
b
BROTHER???
BY BLOOD???
OMG
WHAT
THIS STORY JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE INTERESTING

omg..
dainsleif is literally lumine frfr

ooh
THE MUSIC STOPPED

wh
WHAT.
what
okay
so
WHAT
skirk's master is also a sinner from kaenri'ah
as were the people she mentioned

This is the first time we're hearing about "the wise," hroptatyr, and "racher of solnari," rerir
though
that's
wow

woah.
w
wow.
holy heck
DAINSLEIF REAL CHARACTER MOTIVE OMG
FINALLY
HI DAINSLEIF

"skirk? who's skirk."
also wait
so rhinedottir betrayed him too? or was she just part of a group, and they betrayed the nation

wow..!


AOSFKOPAWK
OKAY
imagine dropping that in 4.0
"dainsleif's brother made the prophecy"

mhm~?

Vinster King? King irmin?
and, if everything was going so well, what happened..?

asdjoaiwj what

wow...

how
DARE THEY??
I mean
I wanna hear their sides of the story
cuz how did five out of six people do that like, you're the odd one out, dain.

eyy~! flashback~!!

mhm~!

mhmm...

what.

okay..!
guess we'll do that in natlan because WOO that lore you just gave us is enough to last a YEAR

thought so
maybe they wanna like
reweave the spirit veins


OOH
it's
he
he was a leyline disorder..?
or
the leyline disorder caused them to forget him

OH my god. that was SUCH a big yawn.

man
god forbid a guy do a cool pose and loko cool

he's THINKING!!

he's kind and understanding..!


OOOHH??!?


HUH

leylines WOO

yOU
YOU WHAT


YEAH Uh
WHAA

what the
who the heck is he
evil erosion?

makes sense~!

yeah. are you gonna, uh, go check on it?

woo!

well, we can move it, I guess

woo!
let's go~!

omg
I switched to nahida and HAVEN'T EVEN READ A SINGLE MIND YET

oh.
I guess we're leaving sumeru anyways, then..?
also THE CHASM
AGAIn
IT ALL LEADS BACK TO THE CHASM, HUH

..okay then
nahida for nothing sodifjwioej

wooo chasm~!!

mhm~?

oh my god are you okay???

ah..
okay..?
why is he feeling like that
maybe it's like the fountain that subdued the curse..?
idk

yearly appearance of dainsleif's power

hm.

back here, again...

this is eerily familiar.


BATS
WOAHH
THAT'S SICK

fungi~!

funGONE!

scenic chest~!

you
you
kept the eye of the first field tiller
IN a field tiller..?

no way dain made this whole thing himself

oh my god
this is literally the 2.7 puzzles
which were ALSO in the chasm
wha

...WAIT
NEVERMIND
IT'S A
NOT A HEXANEXUS
UH
A
XIANZHOU
THINGY

did.. did he keep it in a sarcophagus..?

oh nvm

is this not the destination..?

woo-!

oooohhh CRYO herald
haven't seen you since 3.5!
wAIT
NO
NO
NO
I SAW YOU IN THE ABYSS
IT SUCKS
thank goodness I didn't pick the nilou team
TIME FOR REVENGE..!

well
yeah

mhm..?


ARE YOU OKAY???
BROTHER
DUDE
ARE
ARE YOU
D
DUDE????

sdjfoiweoij

I will ask again
ARE YOU OAKY MISTER??
WE CLEARLY ARE NOT IN THE NEED OF SAVING

oh..!
WOO!

I mean I GUESS
if we leave now will our brother show up and chat with him

that he's DYING



GHH WHAT THE HECk
I KNEW IT
I LITERALLY KNEW IT
JUST SAID IT
WHAT
WHY DON'T WE GET TO MEET HIM???
also full power aether looks sick as


OOH??!?!?
ZACH GETS TO SOUND BADASS MAYBE???
also THIS SONG'S SO SICK

sdjsijijoiwjojaowijfaww

DO YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR SISTER, AETHERRRRRRRRRR

mhmm
I mean, of all people, aether probably knows dainsleif the best
too bad we WON'T GET TO SEE THE DAMN FIGHT



NOW???
WE DOING THIS NOW????

SEE I TOLD YOU
WE DON'T GET TO SEE OUR BROTHER THEN, I GUESS
FINE OKAY FINE I DIDN'T WANT TO SEE HIM ANYWAYS SIGHh

also
what the heck
that was so sick
what

hmmm


dunno!

oh..?

who?

I don't know you
I don't THINK you're vetilfolnir(???) the sinner
so you're
the missing man?

sunday? is thhat you?

awwww
so all they needed to stop being violent was.. podcasts..?

awww~! how nice-!

both?


YEP
IT'S THE MISSING MAN

mhm..?

this
th
I'm gonna call you sunday until we actually get to HEAR your name, okay?

...
OH.
bedtime story.
riiiight.


BUT NAHIDA???

well.. makes sense lol

do they
not
remember
the missing person?


"Missing villager?"


SEE
SEE
SEE
WIAJOWJOIWJ

sssiiggghhh

..no you don't

mhmm!
but he ISN'T missing now..?

where is he??

well, we gotta catch up then, right?


OH??
COMPREHENSION SEGMENT???


YEEEESSSSSSS

makes sense. I mean, it already happened in caribert!

mhmm...

weirdd...

ahhh..!

gotta be atossa.

HELP I THOUGHT THAT WAS CHLOTAR FOR A SECOND

pfft


WAIT
IS
ARE YOU
are
is this
eide
when he was younger?
he has the blue hair
just like kaeya
and we know chlotar had a wife
so
maybe
this
is his future wife..?

WAITWAIT
HE ALSO SAID
THAT THE WOMAN HE MET WASN'T FRMO KHAENRI'AH
WAIT
I'VE CRACKED THE CODE
THIS IS CHLOTAR


YEAH
IT'S CHLOTAR


you can say that again


OKAY BUT
can we
just
applaud me
for a second
for figuring that out?
I feel so smart...


NOOO I'M SO SORRY ATOSSA
man.
can'tbelieve she gets turned into mushroom fertilizer...
:(

chlotar!!!

AAA WAIT
HE SAID THE SCARF CARIBERT WORE WAS A GIFT FROM HIS MOTHER
AND THE GIFT WAS
TO HIM
AA

chlotar! we know!!

oh..?!
caribert...
there's no way
right
I'm PRETTY SURE it's clothar
and I'll submit that since it was my first guess


WHAT
WAIT
THAT'S EVEN COOLER
IT'S CARIBERT
CARIBERT
WHAT
WHAT THE HECk
THAT'S EVEN COOLER
THAT'S why he has the scarf


HE'S SO HAPPY


I've met your father!

mhmm..!
wait
so
you're
PRESENT DAY CARIBERT??
LIKE
THIS IS YOU RN???
do
do you know kaeya..?

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo


NOOo
WAIT
DUDE
NO
GO DO IT
IT'S OKAY
DUDE

I am gonna translate this later


WOAHH

is this.. like the eternal oasis..?


IT IS
WHAT
I AM ON A ROLL TODAY

ARE YOU OKAY????
caribert
I've
seen you go through
so much pain before
don't make it happen again..!

awwh...

ooh..!
so
caribert... WANTS
to talk to US
interesting...

huh...

noo...

hmmm...

within...

ah...
I see.


I see...
that
is
beyond scary
I mean
leyline disorders
are why dragonspine turned from a lush mountaintop into a cold winderness
they're why the once lush sumeru desert is now a rainforest
and they're why tsurumi island is stuck in a TIME LOOP
so uh
being able to
control them...
I mean, isn't that just playing god?

woaahhh..!

ahh...
and.. you'll cease to exist..?

mhmm...
he seems so sad :(
caribert
just like in 3.5
I wanna give you a hug
you don't deserve this

dUDE
I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU

that... is so so fair
if we survive this
I'll leave something behind in your honour

nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that from the moment you were born, you were fated to die?

well
I can tell you right now
you seem like a very kind and respectful young man

AAAAAAAAA THIS IS SO SAD

awwh...
you
you do look like him
the fact that I mistook you for him, too...


well...
I could
deliver the news
maybe...
we could hold for you a proper funeral..?

NOOO
NONONO I
I WANNA HOLD A FUNERAL THO
C'MON PLEEASE????

"he's the most powerful knight in all of khaenri'ah!" lemme guess

...
I understand

huh..!

oooh
like
where one would store a gnosis..?


OH
woahh
that's
so cool tho

mhm~!

riight-!

woahhhh
that's
actually so cool

..it's okay.
I'm not mad at YOU, caribert.

I understand.
you've done what you've had to, caribert


dang..

to have people remember you?

yeah!

mhmm...

AH
I REMEMBER
WAIT I REMEMBER

AWWWWW

awwww!!!

SJDOSJIAIOJOWFIJ HELPP THIS IS SO SAD

AAA POOR CARIBERT

nooo...

HELPP??
WHAT
THAT WAS SO SAD
ADNT HEN
THAT WAS SO CUTE WHEN HE SAID
ALSo
WHAT
WAIT
WE GET TO
HE
HE'S REAL??
WE GET OT TALK TO HIM??

BROTHER..!!!

mhmm...

Aether, why can't we just travel together...

yet you won?

He still cares about you.
As do I to you, whatever you're planning, Aether.

"There has always.. been enough time."

..I see.
well, they'd already been asleep for some time before focalors' sacrifice
perhaps.. there'll be another cataclysm..?

I thought so.

yes!! you saw it too?

absolutely.

stupid question to ask
THEY'RE what doomed kaenri'ah
and countless other nations!
AND what drove us apart...

mhmm...

the stupid idiot heavenly principles...

asiodjoijwgoiej
yes, aether?

sdjaiosjhwoijaosdjiojiojwf

mhmm...
you're
you're happy.
for the concurrent moment, at least.

"why did you leave me, brother"?


YES
I WANT TO KNOW TOO
IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE PRINCIPLES
THEN WE CAN DO THAT
TOGETHER
WHY MUST WE BE APART???

ah..!
the sea of inteyvats!

mhmm...
the ones in my hair...

well, no..!

lumine*

awwwwww

ah...
all the theories of
"why is aether avoiding us? does he view us as an enemy now? why? maybe it's cuz-" NO HE'S JUST DEPRESSED SOMEBODY GIVE THIS BOY A HUG

poor caribert...

glass..
like the mirror
or like the narwhal...


NOOOOOOOOOOOO


NOO
WHAT
WHYYYYY


THIS IS SO SAD
LOOK AT THIS


I K NOWW
WHAT
WHY

nooo...

hi, paimon..
hi-mon...

I see.

caribert :(

NOOOOOOOOOO

mhmmm.... sorta..

OOH??


MHMM??

awwww

hmm...
wow..


that's sad...
I still would've liked to hold a funeral for him

mhmm~!

atossa...
can't we just tell her the truth..?
well
most of it

for~?

please don't feel  bad...

poor girl...
and poor guy!
poor teyvat, honestly


YES
YES YES!!
EXACTLY
that's the best way to look at it


thank you for being upfront

n
NO
NONONONON
NO
GIRL
I
I KNEW HIm
He
HE
AAA

but
but
her
I
I need to protect his memory
I know he wanted to be with you more than anything..!


NOO
HOW
HOW ARE WE LETTING THIS HAPPEN
THIS POOR WOMAn
THAT POOR
AAAAAA

sigh...

I forgot...

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT
WHTAWOITJWOIj
STOP
THAT'S SO CUTE
WHAT
thank you, caribert...


AAAAAAAAAA

ASJOIWJ AWWWW

well
that was
wow
that
wow
that
wow...

I
loved that so much
so happy we got the end to caribert's story
bUT PERSONALLY
I WOULD'VE PREFERED IF
WE GAVE AN EXPLANATION LIKE "he has a life threatening illness, but didn't want to worry anybody... he's passed on, now.." (I mean that's sorta what happened with callas)
AND THEN
HELD A FUNERAL
WHY DIDN'T WE DO THAT
SIGHHH
HE COULD'VE BEEN REMEMBERED FOREVER
sighh
well
that was a killer quest
love it!
I wanna say "can't wait for natlan" but nononnoo I am NOT ready for fontaine to be over...

anyways
as always, thank you for reading.

byebye~~

~Moon







































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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